The driver was sitting on the ground, and the driver was sitting on the ground.

[In the taxi. ]

[A man with a red mask on his head and two knives stuck in his back was waiting for the taxi to arrive at the destination. ]

[He took out a brochure called "Thriller Segway Tour" from behind the driver's seat and started reading it. ]

[Then he folded it up and put it on his waist. ]

[Then. ]

[He played with the car window again. ]

[Up and down, up and down. ]

[Finally. ]

[The man seemed to be unable to bear such a boring atmosphere. ]

[He stuck his head out, came to the driver's seat, and said to the driver: I'm so lonely in the back. ]

[Then he climbed from the back seat to the passenger seat. ]

[The driver saw that the man had climbed from the back seat to the passenger seat. ]

[So he had to smile and took the initiative to extend his hand and say hello: Hello, my name is Dolphin. ]

[The man also shook his hand and said: Hello, my name is Deadpool. ]

[After that, Deadpool pointed to the photo that had been hanging on the steering wheel and praised: It's pretty good. ]

[Dolphin took a deep breath: It smells good, right? I just bought it. ]

[Deadpool: I'm not talking about the air freshener, I'm talking about this girl. ]

[Dolphin: Oh, you said Gita, she's pretty, right?

She could have been my ideal wife.

But... Gita's heart was stolen by my cousin Ben.

He's a charming and dishonest person. ]

[After hearing this, Deadpool turned to look at Dolphin and said: Dolphin, I'm beginning to think that there must be a reason why I got on your car today. ]

[Dolphin was a little surprised: Yes, sir, didn't you call this car? ]

[Deadpool: No, this brown-skinned thin friend.

Love is a very wonderful thing.

When you meet love, the whole world will be filled with the fragrance of daffodils.

So, you have to grasp love... ]

[As he said, Deadpool grabbed Dolphin's right hand. ]

[Dolphin's expression suddenly became ferocious. ]

[This masked weirdo is so strong! ]

[Deadpool continued: Don't let go, don't repeat my mistakes.

Otherwise, the smell of the whole world will smell like that of Fat Mama Joan who just finished hot yoga. ]

[Hearing this, Dolphin asked in confusion: Sir, what does Fat Mama Joan smell like? ]

[Deadpool spread his hands: It's like two homeless people rolling in bed with shoes filled with urine. ]

[Hearing this disgusting metaphor, Dolphin quickly said that he understood. ]

[He didn't plan to continue talking about Fat Mama June. ]

[So, he changed the subject and said: Mr. Deadpool, why are you dressed like this? ]

[Deadpool: Because today is Christmas, Dolphin.

And I'm chasing someone on my naughty list.

I've waited for a year, three weeks, six days, and fourteen minutes just to make him pay for what he did to me. ]

[Dolphin: So what did he do to you, Mr. Deadpool? ]

[Deadpool: Are you so curious? Then I'll show you...]

[Then, Deadpool opened the mask on his head. ]

[An extremely ugly face was revealed. ]

.......

S.H.I.E.L.D.

Dr. Banner looked at Deadpool's face, which looked like a disfigured happy dog.

He almost vomited.

In the Avengers, where almost everyone is handsome and beautiful.

Dr. Banner always felt that.

He looked like the Hulk.

He was extremely ugly.

He didn't expect that there would be a superhero uglier than him in the world.

Deadpool's face was almost uglier than the Red Skull with his skin peeled off!

When he thought that a superhero like Deadpool would save the entire superhero universe.

He could even restart it.

Banner didn't believe it no matter how he heard it.

.......

Queens.

Somehow.

Spider-Man looked at Deadpool, who was wearing the same red suit as him.

He felt a strange affection for him.

Maybe it was because he realized that both of them were chatterboxes.

And they both had to look at people through this not-so-breathable red mask.

Spider-Man felt anyway.

If Deadpool is really like what is shown on the screen.

If he can travel through time and space, and shuttle through dimensions.

Then he will have a chance to have a good chat with Deadpool.

Maybe.

The two can become good friends.

.......

Stark Tower.

Tony looked at this man who was more talkative than Spider-Man.

He felt a slight headache.

There was a Spider-Man and he felt a noise in his ears.

Now there is another one?

I don’t know what this superhero called Deadpool has in his hands.

He can travel through time and space and reverse the superhero universe.

Now it seems.

Deadpool should be a melee superhero.

Because there are two knives or swords behind him.

From this point of view.

He should be at the same fighting level as Hawkeye or Black Widow.

Why is he the savior of the entire superhero universe?

Tony felt a little confused.

But.......

Deadpool in the video said.

He will go for revenge today.

Get rid of the person who caused such great damage to his face.

Perhaps, by that time.

Deadpool's abilities will be revealed one by one.

........

In a rental house somewhere.

Deadpool looked at the content in the video.

Slightly absent-minded.

He had just escaped from that damn laboratory.

He was still very uncomfortable with the fact that he had changed from a nightclub kid with his appearance to a face that was disgusting and hated like a scabby dog.

Others' strange looks made him wonder.

Would his girlfriend Vanessa also hate him like those passers-by?

So.

Although a few days ago.

Deadpool followed Vanessa almost to the door of her house.

But he still didn't go up to recognize his girlfriend.

Instead, he returned to the rental house to take a break and think about his future.

But who would have thought?

A strange screen suddenly appeared in the rental house.

It could not be destroyed by any means.

And this strange screen seemed to show his future.

This made Deadpool see a ray of hope guided by God.

In the following time.

Deadpool saw himself wearing a red suit in the video.

He saw himself saying that he was going to the overpass to seek revenge on Ajax.

All the above behaviors.

They were all related to the things in his schedule.

This made him believe the content presented in the video a little more.

Thinking of this.

Deadpool's eyes flashed with a light.

He shouted in his heart.

Come on!

You weird screen!

Let me see what my future is like! ! !

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