Short video: Shocking the world

[Cao Cao was the last prime minister of Han Dynasty, Zhuge Liang was the prime minister of Shu Dynasty. After all, Liu Xie abdicated to the Cao family. ]

[Take the gold and silver and run away, go help your father. ]

Cao Cao: You took my money to help Zhuge Liang? You are amazing!

[Unless you are the reincarnation of the God of War, it is useless. It is better to assist Cao Cao wholeheartedly, help him break through the Red Cliff, capture Zhou Lang, kill Liu Bei and kill Zhuge Liang, and then compete to be Sima Yi. ]

Ancients: What a traitor!

[Just be a traitor with Cao Cao, in case the prime minister is happy, he will reward you with Wu Guotai for fun. ]

Wu Guotai: I am so old, I can't stand this joke.

Sun Quan: I wish I could kill the people in this future.

[Crying at the wrong grave! ]

Holy Light Descends [If you can recognize the wrong person, it means you are not a true fan of the Three Kingdoms. In today's time, Zhuge Liang's height is 1.84 meters, and Cao Cao's height is between 1.55 meters and 1.62 meters.

Besides, Cao Cao's appearance is not as good as Zhuge Liang's. Even if we don't know what the two look like, we can guess from their height and face. ]

"Emperor Wu of Wei is indeed short!"

"Cao thief, Cao thief, I heard from a storyteller that Cao Cao is short and looks like a macaque. It's better to call him a little thief in the future."

"Cao Cao is short, lustful and bloodthirsty, and he slaughtered the people in the city. Prime Minister Zhuge is just the opposite. If it were me, I would also like Prime Minister Zhuge, not Cao Cao."

Cao Cao: I am really angry now (▼皿▼#)

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[I heard that people like to read unofficial history now, so I also made up a #Ming Dynasty]

"When I mention unofficial history, I think of Zhu Yuanzhang selling ditches."

"People in the future, don't mess with my Ming Dynasty!"

"What kind of exciting unofficial history is this?"

"I think those who make up unofficial history should be executed with all their clans." Zhu Yuanzhang's face was gloomy.

【“In the 35th year of Hongwu, Zhu Yuanzhang, who was on his deathbed, passed the throne to his fourth son Zhu Di.”】

【“His nephew Zhu Yunwen listened to the instigation of treacherous ministers and thus obeyed the will of heaven to quell the rebellion.”】

Zhu Yongwen: Am I a traitor?

Zhu Di: Nonsense, what kind of unofficial history? This is clearly official history!

【“The two sides fought for four years, and Zhu Yunwen was eventually defeated and disappeared. The white-clothed prime minister Fang Xiaoru was executed with ten clans, and Zhu Di was seriously injured.”】

【“His second son Zhu Gaoxu saw this and felt that the time had come. He launched a coup at Xuanwu Gate the next day, murdered the crown prince Zhu Gaochi and the prince of Zhao Zhu Gaosui, and found Zhu Di with their heads.”】

Li Shimin: It feels so familiar.

Zhu Gaoxu: This... I (⊙o⊙)

Seeing that Zhu Gaoxu's eyes were not right, Zhu Gaochi asked: "Second brother, what's that look in your eyes? What are you thinking about?"

Zhu Gaoxu said: "What can I think? I am angry that people in later generations fabricated unofficial history!"

"Really?" Zhu Gaosui on the side obviously didn't believe it.

【“Zhu Di asked Zhu Gaoxu: What else do you want to do?”】

【“Zhu Gaoxu replied: I want to control the world’s troops.”】

“Is Zhu Gaoxu imitating Li Shimin?”

“Tang Taizong is the second son, and the Ming Han Wang is also the second son. Both are legitimate second sons, Tang Taizong can do it, but Han Wang can’t?”

【“The next day, Zhu Gaoxu ascended the throne, changed the reign title to Jindou, respected Zhu Di as the emperor, and named Li Jinglong as the general.”】

“Jindou? What kind of crappy reign title is this? So vulgar!”

“Zhu Di’s reign title is Yongle, and later generations call him Yongle Emperor. With Jindou as the reign title, does he have to be called Jindou Emperor?”

【“A year later, Zhu Di passed away.”

【“Li Jinglong, who was fighting outside, woke up and found that his men had put on a yellow robe on him.”】

A yellow robe?

Zhao Kuangyin: I know this!

Li Jinglong and his father Li Wenzhong in different dimensions were terrified.

It's fine if he appeared in unofficial history, but why is there a scene of him wearing a yellow robe?

["Li Jinglong exclaimed: You are harming me!"]

["His subordinates hurriedly persuaded: Jinglong, we all came out of swords and guns, you must not lose face. With the general, we dare to do anything."]

["So, Li Jinglong changed his name to Li Zicheng, established the Dashun regime, conquered Beijing in one fell swoop, and slaughtered all the Zhu family members."]

"Our descendants..."

"Father, this is unofficial history."

"We know, we just think of our descendants being slaughtered by the "wild boars" and rebels outside the pass. "

In another dimension, Li Zicheng sighed: "If I were Li Jinglong, why would I rebel? Li Jinglong and I are more than 200 years apart, how could we be the same person? Future generations can really make up stories!"

["Only Zhu Zhanji's two-year-old son Xiao Zhu, under the desperate protection of Ming loyalists, successfully escaped to the Mongolian Wala tribe."

["Fifteen years later, Xiao Zhu, who grew up in Wala, raised his arms and called for 10,000 old Ming troops, defeated 500,000 Shun troops in Tumubao, and became a god in one battle."

"This is really a fabrication of future generations.Unofficial history? Wasn't it fabricated by Ming Baozong? "

"Ten thousand defeated five hundred thousand, even the Overlord of Western Chu was not as powerful as him!"

【"Afterwards, Xiao Zhu couldn't bear the Chinese descendants killing each other, so he personally came to the city of Shun and knocked on the gate."

【"The soldiers guarding the city were moved by Xiao Zhu's sincerity and opened the city to surrender."

【"Seeing that Dashun was already weak, Li Zicheng changed his name to Li Chengliang and fled to the northeast."

Li Chengliang: Am I a rebel?!

【"Xiao Zhu successfully recovered the Ming Dynasty and changed the reign to Zhengtong the following year."

【"Because of his awesome power, later generations honored him as: Ming Zhongzu Gaohuangdi, the teacher of kings, the emperor who knocked on the gate, the Wala student, and the first god of war in China, Zhu Qizhen."

"That's not right. Zhu Qizhen is the grandson of Zhu Gaochi. If Zhu Gaoxu usurped the throne and became emperor, how could he let his elder brother's descendants live? He would have killed all his brothers' descendants like Li Shimin did."

"A useless Zhu Qizhen became the leader of the Ming Dynasty in the unofficial history, just like Liu Xiu."

[Authentic history.]

[Complex composition.]

[History written by Zhu Di, right?]

[Obviously written by Zhu Qizhen.]

[All included.]

[Only history left!]

[Beginning: written by Zhu Di.

Then: written by Zhu Gaoxu.

In the middle:???

Finally: written by Zhu Qizhen, the Emperor of Ming.]

[The middle part was written by the Qing Dynasty.]

"Can this also be related to my Qing Dynasty? It is obviously fabricated by people in later generations!"

"My Qing Dynasty writes unofficial history, at most to discredit the Ming Emperor. I can't write such a history that can't even be considered unofficial history, which is a piece of shit history that can't even be considered unofficial history! ”

[I understand all of them, but I don’t understand them together.]

[If you don’t read the history of Ming Dynasty, you really can’t understand it.]

[You don’t need to read the history of Ming Dynasty, just watch more videos and jokes and you will understand.]

[Change the reign to Jindou? It really makes me laugh.]

[Golden Bean Reign or Golden Bean Prosperity?]

[Zhu Qizhen: Not bad, not bad, write it to me like this.]

[Zhu Qiyu: Tell me! How much money did you take from my brother? This is how you whitewash him.]

Ancients: We want to know too.

[Zhu Yuanzhang: Pass on my order, drag this nonsense author down and chop him off.]

“I do have this idea.” Zhu Yuanzhang nodded.