Short video: Shocking the world

Chapter 125

【"Gao Huan was very dissatisfied with this marriage."】

【"Because the records in the history books about this princess are that she doesn't like to laugh, she is very serious and cold, and the key is that she resolutely refuses to speak the language of the Central Plains, which means that she and Gao Huan don't speak the same language."】

【"Gao Huan, who is already old, can't get excited at all if such a woman is married home."】

【"Tu Tujia, who was waiting to hold the baby, waited and waited, but found that his niece's stomach was still not responding. After asking around, he found out that the two were still pregnant."】

【"This time, the uncle was not happy, and ran directly to Gao Huan and said in front of a group of people "]

["Gao Huan was already very ill at this time. After being scolded by his cheap uncle, he had no choice but to let someone carry him to the princess's room."]

["Who would have thought that Gao Huan, who had worked hard all his life to reach the top of the court, would have to work as a gigolo for the country in his later years."]

"Working as a gigolo for the country? I'm dying of laughter!"

"People in later generations said that if you have the ability of Lao Ai, you can be the king of gigolos. Gao Shenwu obviously doesn't have the ability of Lao Ai, so he can only be a gigolo, not the qualification to be the king of gigolos."

Not only the ancients in various planes were laughing, but the women of Gao Shengyang couldn't help laughing.

Their laughter was transmitted to Gao Huan's ears through the system.

At this moment, in some planes, whether it was the young Gao Huan or the old Gao Huan, they were hit hard and experienced the feeling of social death in later generations.

Gao Huan in the Eastern Wei Dynasty even had auditory hallucinations and heard the laughter of his mortal enemy Yuwen Tai.

Yuwen Tai of the Western Wei Dynasty was indeed laughing at him.

"Good brother, when you reach the age of your ancestors, you won't be like this, right?"

"When I'm fifty, you'll be over sixty." Gao Shengyang said, "Besides, I'm not the ancestor, and my 1v30 record is real and verifiable."

After these words came out, countless people in various historical planes envied and envied him.

Some queen mothers had bright eyes.

【“Facts have proven that Gao Huan was really in bad shape. After paying public grain for two years, he and the Rouran princess did not have a child and died.”】

【“Although Gao Huan died, the child that Rouran wanted was not born yet. What should we do?”】

【“It’s simple. The old one died and the young one came. Finally, with Gao Cheng’s efforts, he and the Rouran princess finally gave birth to a daughter.”】

【“I can only say that things like marriages depend on the strength of both sides.”】

【“When the emperor really married a princess from another country, it was still very aggrieved.”】

“Did Gao Huan die of exhaustion?!”

“I take back what I said before. It is shameful to marry a princess to another country, and it is not a good thing to be a son-in-law to another country.”

Some people even joked: “Rouran found the wrong person. If he had the ability, he would have married the princess to the future. As a descendant of Gao Huan, Gao Shengyang should be happy to bear the pain for his ancestors.”

“No, he should be happy!”

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[It turns out that Gao died of exhaustion! ]

[Working as a duck for the country, I am dying of laughter. ]

Ancient people: We are dying of laughter too.

[Since Gao Huan didn't want to, why didn't he let the puppet emperor marry the Rouran princess? ]

[Think before asking this question. The puppet emperor is a puppet because he has no power. If he is allowed to marry the Rouran princess, wouldn't that give him an ally and a backer? The Rouran would use this as an excuse to interfere in the Eastern Wei regime. Gao Huan is not that stupid. ]

……

[Can modern human technology kill the Attack on Titan in seconds? 】

"Kill the giant in seconds?"

"How tall is this giant?"

"Is the giant a mythical giant? If it is a mythical figure, it is worth watching against the technological weapons of later generations!"

["Some netizens asked, can modern human technology kill the Attack on Titan in seconds?"]

["The close-range giant is like a soft girl walking into a goblin's nest in front of depleted uranium armor-piercing bombs, and has no resistance."]

["If white phosphorus bombs are used, the giant can burn for three days and three nights."]

["Any creature on Earth, as long as it is still a carbon-based life, it will not be enough in front of thermal weapons."]

"It's an anime from later generations again, this giant is fake."

"Is it a Chinese comic or a Japanese comic?"

The ancients who have watched a lot of short videos already know the difference between Chinese and Japanese comics.

"Carbon-based life... Any flesh and blood body cannot resist the thermal weapons of later generations? What about immortals? Can those who practice Taoism and become immortals resist the thermal weapons of later generations?"

["Some people will say that the giant is so big that you will definitely not be able to kill him with one shell."]

["Then I want to tell you that the reason why you can't kill him can only be that your caliber is not enough. You should change to a larger caliber weapon, such as a 152mm howitzer."]【"What's more, the giant, apart from its large size, has little more defense than ordinary humans."】

【"Levi, who is 1.4 meters tall, can chop off the giant's head with a machete."】

"1.4 meters? Isn't that shorter than Cao Cao? If such a person can kill a giant, it seems that this giant is nothing special! I don't think we need the hot weapons of later generations, our cold weapons can also kill giants."

【"If facing a missile falling from the sky, it doesn't matter whether you cover the back of your neck or not, because he can't defend it at all."】

【"Don't talk about modern technology. If the human kingdom in Attack on Titan has the level of World War II, the giant is not a threat to humans, but meat on the human table or free labor."】

【"The so-called Gatling gun for saving the dying and the wounded, the mushroom egg for equality of all beings, the giant under the training of hot weapons must be more obedient than the husky at home." ]

["Back then, barbecue master Li Mei grilled hundreds of thousands of yuan with just one mushroom egg, and there has been no negative reviews so far."]

["It's a good thing that the giant didn't appear here."]

["If he really existed, the capitalists would be very happy."]

["Isn't this a humanoid perpetual motion machine?"]

["In front of humans, as long as you are not Godzilla or Ultraman, other giant creatures have to kneel down and call you daddy."]

["A giant like this doesn't even need missiles. Heavy machine guns, sniper rifles, and rocket launchers, any one of them can kill him even if it is a kilometer away."]

"This giant looks too weak!"

"It's not that the giant is too weak, but that the weapons of later generations are too strong."

"Is there a female giant?"

"What do you want to do?"

"I... I'm just asking."

——

[Attack on Titan has the ability to heal itself. ]

[It can be restored even if it is broken into pieces. Please comment after watching the show. ]

[Can it be restored after being blown to ashes? ]

[Not even a drop of dust. ]

[Do you know what vaporization is? When the temperature is high enough, it evaporates directly. ]

[There are always people who know nothing about missiles. ]