Short video: Shocking the world

【“Tathagata: Didn’t Tang Sanzang come back to exchange for the written scriptures?”】

【“Guanyin: He should have come back, but he might have been delayed on the way.”】

【“Tathagata: Why do I feel a chill on my back?”】

“Does the Buddha also feel a chill on his back?”

“So what if he’s the Buddha? Li Shimin in Journey to the West is the reincarnation of the Purple Star Emperor! Are you afraid of him, Tathagata?”

【“Suddenly there was a loud noise, and the gate of Lingshan was knocked open, and then A voice rang out: The Tang army is coming, open the door! I, the Emperor of the Great Tang, invite you to dinner at Xuanwu Gate!"]

"The Tang army is a mortal, can it fight to Lingshan?"

"Amitabha, don't make such a joke!"

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[Li Shimin: It's dawn, it's time to change this Buddha乛◡乛]

[Tang Sanzang: It's also written here that those who imprison their fathers and kill their brothers will eventually be punished, their wives will die early, and their sons will rebel. They all deserve it.

Your Majesty, this is what Tathagata said!]

Ancients: Hiss, so poisonous!

"What Tang Sanzang said is so accurate!"

"Of course it's accurate! This comment was written by people in later generations, and the Tang Sanzang in the video is a person who traveled through time in later generations. How can he not understand the history of the Great Tang?"

[Li Shimin originally wanted to destroy Buddhism and make room for Li Er's Taoism. Now he has an excuse, which is definitely more thorough than Tang Wuzong. ]

[There is no other way. In order to attract support and improve his status, he recognized Li Er as his ancestor. ]

[If you think so, you underestimate Li Shimin. In order to suppress civil officials, the emperor of the Ming Dynasty could promote eunuchs. Li Shimin could not directly destroy Buddhism and let Taoism dominate. This is the emperor's check and balance technique.

Of course, if there were monks in history who dared to learn from Tang Sanzang in the video, Li Shimin would definitely pick up his knife.

This is denying his legitimacy! ]

[In ancient times, the imperial power was supreme. Before Li Shimin, Guanyin Bodhisattva was called Guanshiyin. In order to avoid Li Shimin's name, Guanshiyin changed her name to Guanyin. ]

[Wu Zetian is the reincarnation of Maitreya. In fact, Li Shimin has been Maitreya Buddha. ]

[Brother, are you speaking Chinese? ]

"We understand!"

"I didn't expect Li Shimin to beat Maitreya in this way!"

"I want to try this method of offending Buddha!"

"Isn't Maitreya a man? Wu Zetian is a woman!"

"Those Buddhas and Bodhisattvas can be men or women, depending on what you think. Especially Guanyin Bodhisattva, she has many incarnations, both male and female."

"So, Tang Gaozong Li Zhi also did Maitreya."

While these ancients were making fun of her, Wu Zhao in the Wu Zhou plane wanted to kill people.

[More than 600 years later, Zhu Di, who was flipping through history books, found these wordless scriptures brought back and translated by Tang Sanzang, and his eyes instantly turned red. He felt that Tathagata was not only scolding Li Shimin, but also scolding him, Zhu Di. ]

[So Zhu Di also wants to destroy Buddhism, right? ]

[Can Zhu Di beat Tathagata? ]

[Zhu Di seems to claim to be the reincarnation of Zhenwu Emperor. ]

[What a joke, the Great Emperor Zhenwu is a subordinate of the Great Emperor Ziwei.

Although both of them are Great Emperors, they are not of the same level. ]

[One is the head of the Heavenly Court, and the other is the head of the Heavenly Court, or at a higher level, the deputy head of the Heavenly Court. ]

……

[We have a common name, the Chinese nation#animation]

[“When did you Chinese always talk about the century of humiliation?”]

[“From 1840 to 1949.”]

[“How long is your Chinese history?”]

[“China has a history of 5,000 years.”]

[“Except for that century of humiliation, what did you do for the other 4,900 years?”]

[“For the other 4,900 years, you were farming and promoting love and peace.”]

[“Love and peace, do you think it’s appropriate to say that?”]

[“Obviously, of course it’s appropriate!”]

“I’ll be laughed at by future generations! How come I didn’t know that I promoted love and peace?”

“From the Spring and Autumn Period to the unification of the Qin Shihuang, from Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty to Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty, When the Tang Dynasty was weak, they rested and recuperated. When they were strong, they attacked angrily and beat the foreign races to death until they were subdued. This was not to promote love and peace! Otherwise, how did Emperor Taizong of Tang become the Khan of Heaven? "

"Can't you see? The descendants are just being modest!"

A Turk said indignantly: "I think the Han people did promote love and peace. That was when the Five Barbarians invaded China, when the Mongols dominated the Central Plains in later generations, and when the Jurchens entered the interior of the country!"

["How did you integrate so many ethnic groups together?"]

["Of course, I used love to influence them."]

[Xiongnu: "Use love to influence? What do you think love is? Is it the bows and crossbows of your Qin army? Or the spears of the Han army?"]

"This animation is quite interesting!"

"Will the Xiongnu people be mad to death when they see this animation? !"

"I am so frustrated XiongnuAh!"

"Are we Xiongnu so weak? The Qin Dynasty built the Great Wall to defend against us. The Han Dynasty's Taizu Emperor Liu Bang was besieged by us on Mount Baideng. If we hadn't given the Central Plains people a chance to recuperate, would there be a Huo Qubing later?"

["Oh, don't say that. As the saying goes, beating is love, scolding is love. If you don't fight, you won't know each other."]

["Beating is love, scolding is love, then why do you only love me, but I don't love you?"]

["We clearly have our own name, but you call us Xiongnu."]

["We are honored as the Whip of God in Europe, but we are called Xiongnu here."]

["You see, this is your misunderstanding. Xiongnu is called a strong foreign race in ancient language."]

"Puff! Is this what Xiongnu means? It doesn't sound like that, right? It's better to say it's a strong slave! ”

“Later generations have taken the Xiongnu as fools!”

【“In ancient times, we wanted to merge with you, but you refused to do so.”

【“Now we don’t want to merge with you, but you force us into your territory.”

【“This shows that we are destined to be together! I am not Han, and you are not a foreigner. We all have a common nation, the Chinese nation.”

“What a great Chinese nation!”

“I understand. Foreigners who have been beaten and surrendered to us in various dynasties should be called the Chinese nation! If they don’t obey, we will ‘force them to surrender’ and beat them… until they obey.”

“What about the Japanese slaves in later generations? They were our subjects and vassal states in the Han and Tang dynasties, but they dared to commit crimes in later generations! I hope that later generations can also include the nest of the Japanese slaves in the territory. ”

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[The summary of the century-long history of humiliation is: I have never suffered such injustice in the past five thousand years.]

[The Five Barbarians invaded China, Liao and Jin ruled the north, and the Yuan and Qing dynasties ruled the world. Isn’t this injustice?]

[It was injustice at that time. As time went by, those foreigners were either killed or assimilated and became part of the big family.]

[What about the old and young? Their ancestors committed many murders.]

[Time will give the answer.]

[56 ethnic groups, 55 of them are good at singing and dancing.]