Short video: Shocking the world

[A prosperous age is one where people are not starving to death? According to the above comments, our current age is a prosperous age in the ancient times. ]

[Then I am a poor person in the prosperous age˃̣̣̥᷄⌓˂̣̣̥᷅]

[Ancient times were agricultural times. The biggest dream of the ancients was to have enough food and not let their families starve to death. It was difficult for them to eat well. We are different. We are in the industrial age. Now we can earn more than 100 yuan a day by working as a bricklayer. We can buy dozens of kilograms of rice or meat. The ancients could not even think about it. ]

“Yes! We can’t even think about it. We can get dozens of kilograms of rice or meat for a day’s work. Even the landlords are not so generous!”

“There are only a dozen maids and servants in Mr. Liu’s family. If I can earn dozens of kilograms of rice a day, I can feed dozens of people! Let dozens of people serve me!”

[People who have no car or house, low salary, and can’t see the future are equivalent to people who can’t eat in ancient times. People who take out loans to buy houses are equivalent to people struggling to make ends meet in ancient times. People who have cars, houses, wives and children are equivalent to the wealthy people who have no worries about food and drink in ancient times. I won’t compare them above, you can think about it yourself. ]

[I am equivalent to people who can’t eat in ancient times, and I am still watching videos and reading comments here˚ ˃̣̣̥᷄⌓˂̣̣̥᷅ ˚]

“You are poor? At least you can eat meat, then what kind of people are we who eat wild vegetables?”

“I really want to go to the afterlife, even if I can’t see the future.”

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[If the victims of disasters in ancient times were given instant noodles every day, would they get tired of it? 】

"What is instant noodles? Noodles that are eaten after soaking?"

"You are still tired of eating something? Future generations will not know how miserable the years of disaster were!"

"I have no food to eat, and I am afraid that I will starve to death if I can't find food one day. I dare not even dream of eating noodles every day!"

["Some people ask, if the victims of the disaster in ancient times were fed instant noodles for a year, would they get tired of it?"

["Then you have to be careful, maybe you will wake up in the middle of the night and find that you have an extra yellow robe on your body."

Seeing the instant noodles in the video, some people were surprised, and some sighed.

"Is this instant noodles?"

"The soup is so thick, with oil floating on it, it feels like the food of those gentry and landlords is not as good as this instant noodles!"

"It's a pity to give such good things to the victims of the disaster!" The person who said this was a landlord.

A disaster victim looked at the instant noodles in the video, swallowed his saliva, and said: "If anyone can let me eat instant noodles all the time, I am willing to follow him to the death, and I will make him the emperor at all costs!"

"If there really is such a person, even if the emperor kills him, he will not let him feed instant noodles to the disaster victims all the time. Isn't it equivalent to rebellion to win people's hearts?"

"I hate people saying this when I always wear a yellow robe!"

"Judging from the prices of rice and meat in later generations, the price of this instant noodle should not be expensive."

"Look at this instant noodle, it is full of oil and water, and it is easy to carry. If the soldiers on the front line can also eat instant noodles, it will surely boost morale."

【 "You have a misunderstanding about the disaster victims, right?"]

["Do you know about wild vegetables and weeds? Do you know about grinding bark into powder? Do you know about Guanyin soil? This is the food list for the disaster victims!"]

["If they don't eat these things, they will starve to death."]

["Some people ask, why don't they catch fish? Why don't they pick wild fruits? There are also insects on the ground that can be eaten."]

["In the year of famine, the land is dry, the trees and flowers are dead, the birds and beasts are extinct, and only a few drought-resistant plants can survive, so the people eat the most bark. When the bark is gone, they can only eat Guanyin soil. If they can eat wild vegetables and weeds, they will be the most. "]

["Even they can't guarantee three meals a day, they can only eat one meal a day."]

["If you can let the victims eat instant noodles, and eat them for a year, they will regard you as a god."]

["In order to keep you, and to eat instant noodles every day in the future, the smart victims will cover you with a yellow robe when you sleep."]

["If they can't find the yellow robe, you will get a special stone to prove that you have a destiny."]

"Special stone? Is it the imperial seal?"

"Isn't the imperial seal jade? And that thing is in the hands of the emperor, the victims How can I get it? "

"Isn't jade a jade? And the real imperial seal has been lost long ago!"

"It may also be another stone, such as a stone with some words engraved on it."

["Maybe some people think I'm exaggerating, then I'll tell you one thing, a few years ago a reporter went to a poor area to interview and saw a thin boy eating instant noodles. The reporter said that eating instant noodles every day is unhealthy. The boy's mother said that she would not eat it every day because today is the child's birthday."]

"Unhealthy? Are tree bark and Guanyin soil healthy?"

"From this we can see that the gap between the rich and the poor in later generations is very large."

"No wonderSome descendants miss Huang Chao! But Huang Chao was a good man? "

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[Instant noodles are said to be unhealthy, but in ancient times, they were really delicious. They had oil, salt and carbohydrates. Ordinary people could not eat them in their lifetime, let alone disaster victims.]

[You will definitely get tired of eating them. I am an example. More than ten years ago, instant noodles were cheaper than they are now. At that time, money was tight, so I bought a few boxes of instant noodles and went home to eat them. I got tired of them after eating them for a few days, and later I just ate dry noodles.]

[That's because you haven't suffered the sins of the ancients. The main ingredient of instant noodles is white flour. Who in ancient times could eat white flour every day? Eating instant noodles every day was the treatment of landlords!]

[I am a landlord?]

[We are not as rich as landlords, but we enjoy a higher material standard. They don't eat I have never eaten instant noodles, watched TV, or played computer games. ]

[Eating instant noodles will definitely make you sick of it. The disaster victims will eat some grass roots and tree bark, and then they will continue to eat instant noodles. ]

[The essence of instant noodles is the seasoning packet, which is delicious even when used to cook shoe soles. When you are tired of instant noodles, take out the seasoning packet and steam other foods. Isn't that enough? ]

[When you travel back to ancient times, you have unlimited instant noodles. When facing disaster victims, the best way is to separate the noodles and seasonings and let the disaster victims eat the noodles.

In ancient times, it was difficult to drink hot water. Firewood ranked first among firewood, rice, salt, oil, sauce, vinegar, and tea. In the year of drought and disaster, it was difficult to get a lot of wood to boil hot water every day for the disaster victims! ]

"Good idea!"

"How many people can eat noodles made of white flour every day?"

"This instant noodles is also called instant noodles. Just add seasoning and soak it in hot water. It's really convenient! ”

[Seasoning packets can be distributed to loyal and capable followers.]

[If I have unlimited instant noodles, can I make the victims wear yellow robes for me in three months?]

[Brother, it won’t take three months, one month or even half a month will do.

If you travel to a time when the famine is particularly severe, or even when the emperor takes turns to be the emperor, it won’t take even half a month. A meal can buy off the victims, two days can let them see your "strength", and a few days can make them loyal to you.]

"Descendants know how to rebel and how to buy people's hearts!"

"If a descendant really travels through with instant noodles, I will run over and follow him immediately!"