Short video: Shocking the world

[It turns out that the family tree is the most outrageous #outrageous#I never expected it]

"Family tree? Outrageous?"

"Let's see what the descendants say."

["Do you know why the elders don't let us look through the family tree at will? Maybe they are afraid that we can't accept it, or let others have wild thoughts."

["For example, there is a young lady who went to her boyfriend's house for the first time and saw that her boyfriend's family actually had a family tree. She was curious about whether her boyfriend's ancestors had any great figures?"

["When she opened the family tree, her heart was instantly unsettled."

["Because the first name in the family tree is Chen Shimei."

"Chen Shimei? Is this person famous?"

"Is it the son-in-law Chen Shimei who abandoned his wife and children to marry a princess? There is no such person in history. He is a character in novels and stories."

"Could it be that there is a person with the same name and surname? People? There is a person named Chen Shimei around me. "

"Isn't the genealogy of this later generation fabricated?"

【"The young lady has always believed in the saying that if the upper beam is not straight, the lower beam will be crooked. Even if her boyfriend tried his best to explain that the Chen Shimei on TV was fictional, the young lady still didn't believe it and kept brooding over it. "】

"Haha, this is really something that can't be washed away even if you jump into the Yellow River."

"When people from the lower class become big people, they like to find a historical celebrity with the same surname as their ancestor to prove that their family used to be a person of status, but later gradually declined. This later generation has no choice but to be related to Chen Shimei. "

【"There is a brother who finished nine years of compulsory education. Because his grades were too poor, he did not go to high school. He usually went to the construction site with the elders at home. work."]

【"After working for a few years, he felt that he had no future in this way. If he didn't have a skill, he would be a cheap laborer all his life."]

【"Until one day, he saw the family tree in the village and suddenly wanted to see what kind of work his ancestors did."]

【"He opened the family tree and the first page actually recorded Lu Ban."]

【"At this moment, he finally understood. No wonder the villagers were either carpenters or masons. It turned out that they had excellent genes!"]

"Lu Ban? Carpenter? This is really a continuation of the same lineage!"

"It's a pity that the descendants of Gongshu Ban don't become carpenters!"

"Is this also fake?"

【"He gave up the idea of ​​changing his career and worked hard to get a national certificate and became a certified worker. Construction worker."]

["One brother said that he had a similar experience."]

["From history books to TV dramas, he hated the treacherous minister Qin Hui very much. He even felt ashamed that Qin Hui's surname was Qin, because his surname was also Qin."]

"Does Qin Hui have descendants?"

"Why not? Although he was a treacherous minister, he had three sons!"

"If I'm not mistaken, this Qin should be a descendant of Qin Hui."

"Do you still need to guess? It's obvious."

["Once when he went to Hangzhou for a trip, he saw the kneeling statues of Qin Hui and his wife, and he slapped them twice with his own hands."]

["Later, when he was on vacation at home, he accidentally saw a thick family tree at home, and was surprised to find that he was actually a descendant of Qin Hui. He felt that his world had fallen at that time."]

["Sure enough, the family tree cannot be flipped through randomly. ”】

Qin Hui: Unfilial descendants.

“The old thief Qin Hui framed loyal people and paid tribute to the Jin Kingdom. Now even his descendants despise him. This is retribution!”

“Where is the old thief Qin Hui buried? I'll go dig his grave.”

“Too late, his grave has been dug long ago.”

“There are many treasures in Qin Hui's grave!”

“The tomb robbers were caught by the government. When the government learned that it was Qin Hui's tomb that was robbed, the crimes of the tomb robbers were reduced.”

【“Another young man said that his surname was Cao. He used to think that Cao Cao was too murderous and was not a good person. He often scolded him as Cao thief.”

Cao Cao: Which son of mine are you the descendant of? I can't deal with you, and I can't deal with my own son?

“Haha, Cao thief was scolded by his own descendants. I will laugh at him for the rest of my life!”

“It's really funny! ”

【“Later, I looked through the family tree and found out that my ancestor was actually Cao Cao.”】

【“I woke up from my dying dream, and found that Cao was actually me?!”】

【“The person I had cursed for so many years turned out to be my ancestor.”】

【“Nowadays, people don’t have children for various reasons, let alone in ancient times.”】

【“People who are really poor or have made big mistakes are either eliminated or eliminated by the nine clans.”】

Some ancient people: Don’t talk about the nine clans elimination game all the time. There are really few people who have been eliminated by the nine clans in history.

【“Almost all the ancestors of those who can live to this day are well-known figures, maybe they are high-ranking officials.people, landlords, or wealthy merchants. ”】

Seeing this, the lower-class people who were experiencing natural disasters and man-made disasters fell into a trough again.

"Same people, different fates!"

"Where are you, Huang Chao? I miss you just like the people in later generations!"

"Great and virtuous teacher, please lead us to charge again."

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[History is not good, what happened to Chen Shimei?]

[One day, Chen Shimei was shopping on the street and was hit by Pan Jinlian who was hanging clothes. They fell in love at first sight.]

Some ancient people:???

[What a serious nonsense.]

[Your history is really good, Ximen Qing is a good person.]

[My ancestor, Tang Taizong Li Shimin.]

Li Shimin: My descendants?

Wu Zhao: Since he is the descendant of Taizong, he should also be my descendant .

[It seems that most of us in the north don’t have a family tree. ]

[There are some, but you don’t care. ]

[Maybe you are a side branch, and the family tree is usually in the hands of the oldest person in the main line. ]

[Many were lost in the war. ]

[Then just open a single page now๑乛◡乛๑]

[You are so smart｡◕‿◕｡]

Ancients: No one cares about you, you can open a family tree at will.

[Is Huo Qubing powerful? I think so too, but he beat my ancestor. ]

[I The surname is Huo. Is it possible that you are a descendant of Huo Qubing? ]

[Huo Qubing died young and had no children. His brother Huo Guang was exterminated, so the Huo family has no descendants. ]

[Impossible, my family tree says that my ancestor is Huo Qubing. ]

[This means that your family tree is fabricated. Not to mention your family, many great figures in history have fabricated family trees. ]

Li Shimin: Is there such a shameless person? I don’t know.

Zhu Yuanzhang: We don’t know either.

[My family tree begins with Jiang Ziya. ]

[Isn't this a mythical figure? ]

[Jiang Ziya is a historical figure who was granted the title of Marquis of Qi by King Wu of Zhou. Qi was originally Jiang Ziya's fiefdom, but was later replaced by Tian. ]

[The genealogy begins with Jiang Ziya, which sounds fake. Jiang Ziya's surname is Jiang and his clan name is Lu. His name is Jiang Shang, also known as Lu Shang. Your family tree should record these two names instead of just writing Jiang Ziya. ]

[Jiang Ziya has many descendants. Only those with the surname Lu in the family tree are qualified to be his direct descendants. ]