Short video: Shocking the world

【“After learning about this, Tathagata gave Li Jing the exquisite pagoda and asked Nezha to recognize the pagoda as his father. As long as the pagoda was in Li Jing’s hands, Nezha could not kill him.”】

【“In the story of the golden-nosed white-haired mouse demon in Journey to the West, when Tang Monk was captured, Wukong went to heaven to seek justice, but was tied up by Li Jing. He immediately wanted to chop Wukong with a knife, but Nezha blocked his knife with his sword. Li Jing was immediately shocked because he didn’t have the pagoda in his hand.”】

【“Also, when the blue bull demon took away all the weapons of the gods, he didn’t take Li Jing’s weapons.” Tower."]

["As expected of a powerful figure in the system, he knows all the gossip in the heavenly court."]

["No wonder he is called the Tower-Bearing Li Tianwang. If the tower is gone, the Fire Spear will be the first to fly over!"]

["These three people do nothing but chat there. The blood pressure of the gods and immortals must be raised."]

["China's ancient mythology itself is a history of the struggle between man and destiny. Everyone is afraid of the authority of the heavenly court, but they want to compete with the God of Heaven."]

"A son kills his father, which is unfilial! Filial piety!"

"Want to compete with the gods? Isn't that just rebellion?"

"In the Investiture of the Gods, Li Jing's exquisite pagoda was given by the Taoist master Ran Deng."

"This Jade Emperor is so useless! He can't control his nephew, can't subdue a monkey, and can't even manage a subordinate! After 1,750 tribulations, each lasting 129,600 years, it feels like he has cultivated into a dog's stomach!"

"The more powerful Sun Wukong is, the more curious I am. Who is his master, Bodhi Patriarch? Can he teach Sun Wukong to make such a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace? disciple, teach him the art of immortality!"

"The Emperor of Heaven is the emperor of heaven, with a noble status, boundless magic power, and can suppress all gods. This is worthy of being the Emperor of Heaven! The Jade Emperor respected by the Song Dynasty feels as soft as the Emperor of the Song Dynasty!"

"Recruit, recruit, the Jade Emperor is the same as the Emperor of the Song Dynasty, who likes to recruit."

"I think the Jade Emperor is still very powerful. It is the TV series shot in later generations that did not show the power and dignity of the Jade Emperor. People in later generations deliberately belittled the Jade Emperor!"

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Tang Taizong plane.

"Your Majesty is the reincarnation of Emperor Ziwei, so why can't You Pushe be the reincarnation of Li Jing in heaven? There is no son like Nezha in the world, but there is one in heaven!"

"When your Majesty and You Pushe return to their positions one day, You Pushe, help your Majesty seize the bird throne of the Jade Emperor!"

"Yes, seize the bird throne of the Jade Emperor, so that we can also be officials in heaven!"

The officials of the Zhenguan Dynasty learned the jokes of later generations through short videos.

Mainly because Li Shimin had a good temper and Li Shimin had a good reputation in later generations, people in later generations did not hold on to the "Xuanwu Gate Incident", and Li Shimin's heart knot was untied. Some officials who had a good personal relationship with Li Shimin dared to play the jokes of later generations in public.

In contrast, even if the officials of the Yongle Dynasty learned the jokes of later generations, they did not dare to mention them in front of Emperor Yongle.

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[Nezha: You are arrogant for taking the tower, and you crawl and scream for forgetting to bring my father. ]

[With a tower, you call Li Jing, without a tower, you call for help. ]

[Nephew: I heard that getting a haircut in the first month of the lunar year will kill your uncle.

Yang Jian: It’s useless, I try it every year. ]

[Yang Jian’s brother-in-law took Chen Xiang to get a haircut in the first month of the lunar year, but Yang Jian didn’t stop him at all, because Yang Jian had tried it before! ]

[Originally, it was called getting a haircut in the first month of the lunar year to miss your uncle, how did it become a dead uncle? ]

[One rebelled openly, one rebelled secretly, and one helped to rebel. ]

[What kind of fighting gods and Buddhas are called the Great Sage Equaling Heaven! ]

[Can the three of them overthrow the Heavenly Palace together? ]

[With the Three Pure Ones backing them up, the three of them can’t do it! ]

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[How wild were the emperors of the Han Dynasty? #Han Dynasty#History]

"The emperor of the Han Dynasty... doesn't seem to be a good thing!"

"Wild... is that what you mean?"

["How perverted could the emperor of the Han Dynasty be? There were a lot of bisexuals, and there were more male favorites than concubines."

["There were 25 emperors with the surname Liu in the Han Dynasty, 10 of whom were bisexual according to historical records, and the remaining 15 were more or less related."

["Why would a royal family have such a fetish?"

["You have to ask Liu Bang, the founding ancestor of the Han Dynasty."

["Historical records show that Liu Bang After ascending the throne, he doted on a eunuch named Ji Ru. "]

["Ji Ru had a soft and beautiful appearance, and was born with a sissy look. He had no talent, but he was very good at flattering. Liu Bang couldn't stop himself from loving him. The two ate and lived together, and they were very affectionate. Once, they were even caught by their subordinates. "]

["In 196 BC, Liang Wang Peng Yue started a rebellion. Liu Bang announced that he was ill and could not go to war, but the war situation was urgent and a meeting was needed to decide. The ministers had no choice but to disobey orders and break into Liu Bang's bedroom. Once they entered, they were dumbfounded. The emperor was actually sleeping on Ji Ru's thighs.The ministers were so embarrassed that they wanted to dig out their eyes. "]

"People in later generations are so idle. Why are they talking about this?" Liu Bang touched his nose awkwardly.

Lü Zhi, who was standing by, had been speechless for a long time.

【"If our ancestors were so good at playing, our descendants would naturally be better than them."]

【"Liu Bang's fourth son, Emperor Wen of Han, Liu Heng, was a famous good emperor. He was frugal all his life and was reluctant to change his clothes even when they were torn. But in terms of raising male favorites, he spent a lot of money and it was not in vain."]

【"The favorite of Emperor Wen of Han was named Deng Tong. He loved him so much that he even called a sorcerer to tell Deng Tong's fortune. The sorcerer said bluntly: Doctor Deng will starve to death due to poverty in the future."]

【"After hearing this, Emperor Wen of Han was very sad. He immediately issued an edict to give the copper mountain in Yandao County, Shu County to Deng Tong and allowed him to mint coins at will. ”]

“Cast money at will? Then you can have as much money as you want? !”

“The emperor is so good to his male favorites!”

“Love men instead of women? So this is what the emperors of the Han Dynasty were like!”

“No! They love women, but they love men more!”

“Your son is so generous!” Lu Zhi now has something to say.

【“Since then, Deng Tong has become as rich as a country and lived a luxurious life.”

【“It’s a pity that Emperor Wen died too early. As soon as his son Emperor Jing of Han succeeded to the throne, he dismissed Deng Tong and confiscated his property.”

【“Deng Tong finally lived up to the sorcerer’s words and starved to death on the street.”

Seeing Deng Tong’s ending, Liu Heng in the dimension of Emperor Wen of Han sighed.

【“The one who ‘pampered his wife’ more than Emperor Wen of Han was Emperor Ai of Han, Liu Xin. To what extent did he pamper his wife? ”]

【“One time, Emperor Ai of Han woke up and found that his sleeves were pressed down by his male favorite Dong Xian. He couldn’t bear to wake Dong Xian up, so he simply swung his sword to cut off his sleeves. This is how the habit of cutting sleeves came about. ”]

【“What’s more, Emperor Ai of Han once said that he would give the throne to this Dong Xian. He really loved the country more than the ‘beauty’. ”]

“Give the country to the male favorite?” Liu Bang frowned.

“This is more generous!” Lu Zhi silently added the knife.