Sign In The Big Evil Dragon

"Your Majesty, idiots like kobolds don't know how to forge at all! Our great dark goblins are the race in the world that is best at forging metals and forging various equipment!"

"And those lonely kobolds living underground have no idea what your Majesty is going to do. Only we, a group of well-informed goblins, can make you a perfect pair of gold-framed sunglasses!"

"Eh? You actually know what I want to do?" Little Black Dragon looked at Black Eyes strangely, as if he suddenly got to know a new person, "Is what you said true?"

"I swear, it's absolutely true!"

Black Eyes raised his right hand high and swore firmly.

"I have recovered some of the memories of my ancestors... Our ancient goblin kingdom was exterminated by those despicable gods because it was very good at making equipment and wanted to make weapons that could kill gods. curse!"

"Oh, is that so?" The little black dragon pondered for a moment, and soon remembered the treacherous goblins it had seen with Leon when they were hanging out in the human world.

There is no doubt that although goblins wandering around the human world are generally notorious, they are very smart and are proficient in various tricks to cheat money.

Moreover, they really had a lot of weird gadgets hanging on them that they had made themselves and used to escape.

"Okay, since you have sworn the oath, let you make my big sunglasses!"

The little black dragon said and ignored the tearful kobold, took off the black crystal from the eye socket and threw it to the black eye.

Black Eyes, who successfully snatched the mission from the kobold, was very excited. He grinned and winked at Gold Teeth a few times, and then swore loudly to the little black dragon:

"Your Majesty, don't worry, I will definitely give you a brand new and domineering pair of sunglasses at this time tomorrow!"

"Okay, okay, you idiots, you have to unite... don't fight all day long, disperse, and get on with your work!"

After the little black dragon finished speaking, he grabbed the kobold gold tooth, flapped his wings and flew towards the snow-capped mountains.

"Woof woof woof!"

The little black dragon flew quickly in the sky for a moment, and before Jin Ya could even urinate in fear, he arrived at his destination in the blink of an eye.

"Woof woof..."

Seeing their boss and the black dragon falling from the sky, the kobolds who were waiting at the entrance of the tunnel and digging around in the water suddenly let out a scream.

"Hehehe, it turns out to be a hot spring. This place is nice, I want to build a big bathhouse!"

Looking at the steaming stream that kept pouring out of the tunnel, the little black dragon immediately understood what the so-called surprise was.

"Your Majesty, when we were digging down, we accidentally dug out a heat vein. In addition, the passage accidentally leaked water, so the hot spring exploded. We did not deliberately destroy your Majesty's escape passage..."

"Okay, I have received your surprise. Now you can change places and continue digging underground escape tunnels for me, but you have to be careful this time, so as not to dig heat veins and underground water again..."

Without waiting for Jinya to finish his explanation, the little black dragon waved his hand and let him leave. Then he excitedly jumped into the place where the hot spring emerged and frantically started digging the bathtub.

The black dragon's movements were obviously much faster than those of the kobolds. In the blink of an eye, they dug a big hole and then lazily soaked in it.

"Hey hey hey!"

The location of Dragon Cave No. 3 is indeed good. It is located on the mountainside of a snow-capped mountain. After renovation, there is a hot spring flowing slowly next to it.

The little black dragon dug another big pit in its dragon cave and introduced the hot spring into it, and then soaked in it every day doing nothing.

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"Winter is so boring!"

The little black dragon, who had been soaking in the hot springs for a few days, squatted on the edge of the cliff on the top of the mountain. He dug out a box of precious cigars from the south from the belongings obtained by robbing the nobles. He lit it and held it in his mouth, staring blankly into the distance.

Dododo, dododo...

Beside it, Gold Teeth and Black Eyes, who were captured as background, were tightly clamping their clothes, shivering in the cold wind on the top of the mountain, so cold that they couldn't even speak.

Now the little black dragon's image has changed drastically. It wears a pair of gold-framed sunglasses, and has several heavy gold chains around its neck. It has a big snatched cigar in its mouth and is constantly puffing away smoke. It looks very lively. of an upstart.

"Snowflakes are falling, the north wind is blowing..."

The guy who looked like a gangster gangster sang a song randomly for a while, and suddenly his eyes lit up when he looked at Yamashita.

"While it's winter, we have nothing to do anyway. Why don't we go down to the mountain to build a road?"

"Building a path that connects the north and south of the Black Dragon Mountain Range can also expand our territory, Jie Jie Jie..."

"When the road is built and a steady stream of merchants pass by, we can live a good life robbing caravans every day!"

"If you want to rob the road, you must first build the road."

"Good idea, the plan works!"

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Rumble, rumble...

The little black dragon kept talking to himself for a while, ignoring the two younger brothers who were busy wiping their noses. Suddenly he put away his "gangster suit", turned into a big rolling stone, and rolled down the mountain.

Trees, weeds, snow, stones... countless debris blocking the road along the way were all ruthlessly crushed by it.

The little black dragon that turned into a big stone rolled back down the mountain for half a month. A brand new road big enough for two carriages to pass side by side has successfully appeared on the hillside leading from the dark goblin territory to the human territory.

"One round and the other, the two-way carriageway is complete!"

The little black dragon squatted on the cliff and looked at the road it had opened, and suddenly let out a long sigh: "Hey... It's a pity that it's winter now, it's snowing, and those stupid human businessmen are hiding at home playing with their wives, and no one can run away. Come and rob me."

"what sound?"

At this moment, the sound coming from the wind caught the attention of the little black dragon.

"Hey, it seems to be coming from down the mountain..."

The little black dragon tilted his head and listened for a while, and soon found the direction from which the sound came.

"What kind of princess does it seem to be calling?"

After carefully identifying the voice coming from the distance, the little black dragon instantly became energetic.

"There is a conspiracy, there is definitely a conspiracy!"

The little black dragon took off his sunglasses and looked carefully for a while, then suddenly popped out his sharp claws and scratched the dragon's head hard, causing bursts of sparks, and fell into suspicion:

"It's really strange. I have only repaired a short section of this road. I haven't finished it yet, and I haven't had time to send out dark goblins to seduce human profiteers..."

"How come someone is rushing to deliver the goods to your door so quickly?"

"Hey, is it also popular in this place to force delivery?"

"Hey, can't you let me, Uncle Long, build the road properly and spend the winter in peace..."

The little black dragon looked carefully into the distance for a while and discovered that there was a group of humans chasing each other on horseback at the foot of the mountain. The person running in front had her chest rising and falling wildly with the galloping horses. She was obviously a young woman, and her appearance looked quite beautiful.

"Is there anyone in this barren mountain who can't think of using a honey trap against a big evil dragon like me?"

The little black dragon looked at it for a while, and suddenly his mouth watered.

"However, this New Year's Eve has come, and that guy is so wobbly that he looks quite small..."

"This girl enthusiastically delivers the goods to your door. I don't care if she has any traps... If you don't grab it, it's free!"

The little black dragon blinked his eyes, suddenly kicked off his four legs, and jumped directly off the cliff.