Sign In The Big Evil Dragon

"It should be finished here for the time being, but there were more than tens of millions of bolides that fell last night..."

Hearing the little tabby cat ask this, the white cat Jack, who was lying on the ground licking his wounds, suddenly stood up in fear and shouted in panic: "Meow, no! The alien plague in other places must have started to spread wildly! We have to hurry up Take that bastard Black Dragon to clear out the fallen alien insect nests in other places..."

Dong dong dong, dong dong dong...

After coming back to his senses, the white cat Jack no longer bothered to clean the hair on his body that was corroded and blackened by insects. He grabbed his big hammer and hit the butt of the little black dragon lying on the ground with his corpse stretched out.

"Who, who... is touching Uncle Long's butt!"

The white cat Jack knocked crazily for a while with all his strength, until his hands were shaking and his face was red. Only then did the unresponsive little fat dragon, who was snoring and sleeping, feel the movement coming from his body, and was confused. He opened one eye in a daze and raised his head with difficulty to look around.

"It's strange, why is there no one there? Could it be the ghost of the bug I had eaten before was touching my butt?" The little black dragon looked around and muttered for a while, but because its belly was too big, what happened? You can't see the white cat Jack standing behind it either.

"Well, this bastard, his belly is bigger than a mountain, and he doesn't look like a giant dragon at all..."

The white cat Jack, who was standing behind the little black dragon's butt, cursed secretly, his face darkened, and he jumped onto the little black dragon's big belly and hit it hard several times before finally succeeding in making the little black dragon open one eye. The confused little black dragon, who closed one eye, noticed his movements.

"Ouch... Big scumbag, you bastard, what are you doing on my belly? Uncle Long, my belly is not a trampoline. You bastard, get off here quickly, don't disturb Uncle Long, I can rest and sleep!" The black dragon struggled to turn its fat neck and head that had swollen several times. It stared at the white cat Jack with a pair of lantern-sized eyes and cursed constantly.

"Asshole, this is so urgent, do you still have the nerve to say this?" Seeing the little black dragon pretending to be crazy, the white cat Jack couldn't help but feel furious, "Get up quickly and continue to clear out the insect nests in other places! If you continue to procrastinate, our empire and world will be over!"

"The world is so big, and there are so many temples. If the sky falls, there will still be tall bird gods who will bear it first... I have eaten too much today, so let Uncle Long and I have a good sleep first! As for you... you can do it yourself Go tell those big bugs from another world and ask them to come back and deliver food to me tomorrow..."

As the sleepy little black dragon spoke, his neck sank and he fell to the ground, then continued to fall into a deep sleep "snoring" on the spot.

"Asshole, sleep with your sister! You, black-hearted bastard, only slept for a few days and a half. By then, those infinitely proliferating germ blankets and bugs must have spread all over the mountains and plains, and may have completely invaded us. The imperial land... there is still a place for us to gain a foothold there!"

Seeing the indifferent look of the black dragon villain, the white cat Jack jumped up and down with anger.

Boom, boom, boom!

"You black dragon bastard, get up!" The white cat Jack jumped hard on the little black dragon's big belly several times, and then jumped on its fat head like a pig's head, which basically didn't have a dragon shape. Continue shouting in its ear, "You must not want your empire to face destruction just after it was established, right?"

"Ouch! Noisy, noisy, noisy! You damn big scumbag cat knows how to bully children, can't you let me, a young black dragon, have a good rest and grow up..."

Seeing the fat little black dragon kicking its four little paws, which were very short compared to its swollen belly, and then continuing to sleep motionless with its eyes closed and its head buried in the earth, the white cat Jack was furious. Suddenly fell into a state of helplessness.

This damn bastard's skin is so thick that it doesn't react even if you hit it hard... If you want to force it to wake up and get up to work, you are just daydreaming!

The white cat Jack felt resentful in his heart, and had to temporarily give up the plan to wake up this bastard. He turned to look at the little tabby cat aside and said:

"Little cat, I paid attention to the location of the bolide falling in the sky last night, and found that about a duchy south of where we are now, there was also an alien insect nest disguised as a bolide falling... "

"Hurry over now and confirm the location of the alien insect nest, and then come back and tell us right away!"

"I will continue to think of ways to wake up this black dragon bastard here, and by the way, I will send someone back to inform the golden dragon Mike and Leon's mount Deathclaw to come together and carry this black dragon bastard to the next insect nest location! Crush the remaining damn ones. Alien insect swarm forces!”

Whoosh whoosh whoosh...

Seeing the little tabby cat and the remaining cat-human winged dragon cavalry leaving to do things, the white cat Jack continued to look at the motionless little black dragon sleeping soundly and cursed bitterly:

"Damn black-hearted bastard, do you think I can't do anything to you if you just stay still and sleep in?"

"When the golden dragon Mike and the four-legged pterosaur Deathclaw come together, we will drag you, the sleepy dragon, to the next location where the alien insect nest is eroding and spreading!"

"Meow meow meow meow... I'm so angry!"

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A few days ago, when endless meteors were streaking across the night sky, in the fairy forest controlled by the southern forest elves, countless pointed-eared elves with sensitive hearings jumped to the top of the tree canopy to check.

"Ah, what a beautiful meteor shower."

"Quick, quick, everyone, come together and make a wish, let these meteor showers kill the group of human scum outside the forest who are arresting our fellow elves..."

"This is not a meteor shower." Just as the group of forest elves were discussing, the Elf Queen, who also appeared wearing an oak crown, suddenly said to them solemnly, "The shield of our world is broken, and every meteor in the sky flashes across the sky. Every meteor is an unknown intruder..."

"No, at least half of these bolides landed in the fairy forests we control!" Just before the Elf Queen

I found that the ground was full of holes and wormholes, and there were all kinds of disgusting germ carpets covering the ground, which were spreading rapidly!