Signing to the Goddess from Douluo

Standing alone in the air and snorting coldly, Erlang Shen casually put away the Dragon Queen of the Four Seas under his control, and flew towards his home.

After he returned to the mansion of the Yang Mansion in Guanjiangkou, Ye Chen, Jin Chanzi and the others entered the lobby of the main house early on. One is tasteless.

After all, he is also the owner of this family, but he looks unrestrained. When laughing and talking about all kinds of disdainful things about Western Heaven Buddhism on the table in the hall, Erlang God also feels that he is really a guest at someone else's house. .

"Second brother, who are they? Why did they break into our house for no reason, and threatened to ask people in the mansion to cook them a big meal and get good wine? It's really rude."

Beside the veranda of the main house, a young woman in a light yellow dress suddenly walked out, approached Erlang Shen and said with a frown.

I saw that the woman's appearance was as graceful as jade, her face was as delicate as a jade, and her facial features were glamorous. She looked like a beautiful and unparalleled young lady next door, but she was bathed in a faint fairy light, which made her look a little more like a fairy. Indifferent temperament, strangers should not enter.

Wearing a corseted long skirt close to her body, she set off her slender figure with a dignified and graceful appearance, like a gentleman.

"They are all my friends, Xiao Chan, you go to the kitchen and cook some special dishes yourself, and when the time comes, my brother will introduce them to you."

"Who wants to know such an impolite guy, second brother, it's not my younger sister talking about you.

After all, you are also the god of law enforcement in the heaven, how can you allow outsiders to be so presumptuous in our house without a former residence.

And among them, there are also people from Lingshan Mountain, and a monstrous monkey with a strong aura.

Brother, what are you doing here? "

Yang Chan frowned, she seemed to dislike everyone in the room very much, showing displeasure on her face.

Erlangshen looked at his sister a little unhappy, and immediately smiled helplessly.

He knew that Xiaochan was not unhappy about herself, but worried about him as an older brother. After all, there were many gods in the heaven who played the role of the Jade Emperor in the Erlang God. Trouble will certainly not be less.

Besides, my younger sister often goes to Huashan to help those suffering mortals. In Huashan territory, she can be said to be a god who responds to requests. The daughter of the Three Holy Mothers is loved and worshiped by many Li people. .

"do not worry,

Brother has his own measure. "

After patting Yang Chan's shoulder lightly, Erlang Shen also walked into the hall, picked up a glass of fine wine and fairy wine that had been prepared on the table, and raised his hand to Ye Chen with a smile.

"Brother Ye, you have a very good saying, acquaintance is fate.

Come on, everyone, I won't respect each other one by one, let's drink up. "

As Erlang Shen said, he raised his head and drank the wine first.

After staying in Yangzhou for so many years, he didn't have as many respects as Tianting, and he was very generous and magnanimous.

When Ye Chen and the others saw this, they also stopped talking, and then raised their glasses and started drinking with Erlang Shen and the others.

Soon, everyone was very open, singing about the wine wantonly, and the food and wine in their mouths never stopped.

This guy Jin Chanzi was even worse, he raised his head abruptly, not to mention pouring immortal wine, but even raised his chopsticks to the meat delicacies on the table, and started to make it wantonly, it was almost crazy.

It looked as if he hadn't eaten meat for many years, and after eating it, he devoured it even more, without the reserve of a monk at all.

"Come on, drink, finish drinking... Uh, Ye Chen, you have to take our brothers to experience the happiness of men.

You promised us, don't go back on your word. "

The brothers from the Jing family were overjoyed when they shouted, and even more so, they talked about the happiness of men wantonly.

All of a sudden, the atmosphere on the wine table gradually changed, but Ye Chen continued to drink and eat meat like a normal person without being affected.

But the other people at the wine table all showed different expressions, and their faces were all reddish due to the alcohol.

Even Jin Chanzi, who was eating and drinking wantonly, stopped drinking and eating meat after swallowing his saliva, which seemed too abnormal.

At first, Ye Chen didn't notice the changes in the few people, but after Monkey King said a word, he realized that something was wrong with the atmosphere.

"Brother, my old grandson wanted to ask you before, what is the happiness of a man?

Why are the Jing family brothers so obsessed with this? Speaking of it, my old grandson is also very curious. Can you tell me what it is. "

After Sun Wukong finished speaking, he also raised his head and drank a glass of wine, and then looked at the Jing family brothers who had stopped eating and drinking with a slightly drunk face, showing the expression of a curious baby all over their faces.

I don't know them, Jin Chanzi and Erlangshen are the same, very puzzled by the man's happiness.

Soon, Erlang Shen spoke first.

"What kind of man's happiness is just the bondage of mortals. Don't think too much, come on, continue to drink and eat."

However, after Erlang Shen finished speaking, Sun Wukong, Jingjia brothers and Jin Chanzi did not take any action, they still looked at Ye Chen who was drinking with his head up, and stared at him.

Seeing this, Ye Chen also shrugged speechlessly, and smiled speechlessly.

"You guys, to be born in this world without knowing the true joys of a man is really a waste of life.

But speaking of it, have you really never experienced what it's like to be a woman?

No, no, no, no? "

Ye Chen looked at Erlang God in disbelief. In his impression, Jin Chanzi practiced the Dharma of No Desire, and it is normal to abstain from sex.

Sun Wukong is a monster monkey with a free and unrestrained personality. It is normal to never think about that aspect at all. After all, he did not do anything excessive when he was in the Seven Fairies.

And the Jing family brothers stayed by Patriarch Bodhi's side all the year round, no one even mentioned women's sex, there is nothing wrong with ignorance.

But according to God Erlang, his mother, Yao Ji, was the first example of intermarriage with mortals in the lower realms and gave birth to children.

Could it be that he hasn't had a woman for thousands of years? This is very abnormal.

"A woman's taste? What does it have to do with a man's happiness?"

The brothers of the Jing family talked freely without knowing the guilt, without any understanding of the cause and effect.

And Sun Wukong, who seems to have never been a female monkey fairy, and Jin Chanzi, who has broken all the rings, but has not broken the sex ring, all looked at Ye Chen with expressions of curiosity and disinterest.

For them, any woman seems to be a stumbling block on their way to becoming stronger, not worth mentioning.

Seeing this scene of straight men in the audience, Ye Chen, who already had many wives, couldn't help but look at the people present, and couldn't stop saying 'tsk tsk'.

"Heaven and earth are born, and men and women coexist, this is the basic principle of the cycle of heaven and earth.

I have never been a woman before, and I have never experienced the joy of a man. Wait, what right do you have to be called a man in vain, haha, a bunch of chickens. "

Unable to bear a contemptuous smile, when Ye Chen burst out laughing, Erlangshen, who seemed to hold a different opinion, retorted with disdain.

"As a fairy god, the relationship between a man and a woman is neither necessary nor desirable.

Take my younger sister as an example. Although she is a woman, she is also the Holy Mother of Huashan. She has a living creature in her palm, and she has never seen her life unsatisfactory. So in the same way, what use is a man to her? "

After Erlangshen finished speaking, he also showed a firm expression on his face. In his heart, only becoming stronger is the necessary condition for survival in the world. As for women, they are useless to him.

However, as soon as he finished speaking, Ye Chen looked at him frivolously and said, "Can you be sure of your sister's true intentions? If I make your sister change quickly, what will Zhenjun Erlang do? "

"Huh? Just you? With Ben Zhenjun, the half-step Da Luo Jinxian brother, does Brother Ye think that his golden fairy body can affect the Dao heart of my sister?"

Erlangshen said with a look of disbelief, but Ye Chen didn't intend to give him face at the moment, and still smiled at the corner of his mouth: "Then try?"

Hearing this, Erlang Shen also smiled disdainfully and said, "Just try it!"