Siheyuan: a flat life

Chapter 51 Adults pee like this

Qin Huairu smiled and said to Wang Ming: "Xiao Ming, it's impossible for your Damao brother to care about such a trivial matter."

"Da Mao, you see, Silly Zhu has been tired all morning. There is hard work without credit, so don't worry about it."

Xu Damao wiped his shoulders with a handkerchief and snorted coldly: "Silly Zhu, I just don't want to argue with you for the sake of cooking for Wang Ming."

"I'll let you go today, but there will be no next time."

Silly Zhu felt a little unhappy because he had never been soft on Xu Damao before.

But after all, he did something wrong this time, so he could only nod reluctantly.

Xu Damao's face became more and more proud when he saw that Silly Zhu was so aggrieved.

Wang Ming also smiled and praised: "Brother Damao, you are so kind and generous."

Xu Damao became even happier after hearing this, and boasted: "That's right, no one else in this courtyard can do what I do."

Mrs. Jia Zhang looked resentful, but she didn't dare to say anything more.

Jia Zhang's eyes lit up after hearing this, "Really? Silly Zhu, you won't let us pay, will you?"

Silly Zhu smiled and said: "It's okay. I've already made arrangements over there. It's just a big pot of food. It's okay if I'm not here."

Silly Zhu felt aggrieved and wanted to beat Xu Damao, but now he could only endure it.

Xu Damao poured the dumpling stuffing from the bowl back into the basin, then took the dumpling stuffing and asked Wang Ming to follow him to his house.

He was quite happy when he said he wanted to help him make shoes, but in the next moment he was scolding himself for being bad.

Qin Huairu looked embarrassed and said, "Mom, stop talking. If you don't want to eat, I won't eat."

Xu Damao smiled and said: "I happen to want to go too, let's go together."

Good guy, this guy is so rich, he feels a little inferior.

He couldn't help but secretly guess.

Xu Damao's urine was like a faucet that was not closed tightly. The flow rate was very small, sometimes fast and sometimes slow, and the urine had severe bifurcation.

Jia Zhang didn't want to ruin their family's plan, so she didn't say anything else.

Qin Huairu quickly said to Jia Zhang, "Okay, Mom, this matter is indeed our fault."

But Lou Xiao'e is not there, and I don't know where she went.

Xu Damao was thinking, but he didn't notice that he peed on his pants, so he quickly pushed his pants back.

"I just don't want to argue with you, but there will be no next time."

"Honestly, eat dumplings at home. These dumplings are filled with so much meat, are you still not full?"

"It's not something that belongs to our family in the first place."

Silly Zhu waved his hand and said indifferently: "Hey, it's just a meal of dumplings. It's not like I can't afford it."

He cursed: "This Xu Damao is a real thief, he just came back at that time."

"And is it okay if you don't go back to work now?"

Wang Ming also followed Xu Damao and said, "Aunt Zhang, you are too bad."

Wang Ming asked: "Can I go with you?"

"Why do you feel like it's so difficult for you to pee?"

"His heart is nothing compared to mine."

She couldn't help but secretly curse Wang Ming for being an immature white-eyed wolf.

Jia Zhang urged: "Then hurry up, it's almost dinner time."

Xu Damao said to himself: "Hey, where did Ezi go? Why isn't he at home?"

Wang Ming said in surprise: "Brother Damao, won't you eat dumplings with us?"

Wang Ming and Xu Damao went all the way to the backyard and entered Xu Damao's house.

"It's okay now. If there are no dumplings to eat, my stickie will definitely cry again."

He had a little disappointment on his face, but he was very happy in his heart.

Xu Damao looked at Jia Zhang again and snorted: "And you, you were so confident when you stole our things just now."

But considering that neither Qin Huairu nor Yu Li responded, it must be that he was overly worried.

"Brother Zhuzi is usually very honest. You must have forced him to do it, so he had to help you steal."

Xu Damao rolled his eyes, "What's going on with you coming with me?"

"Just wait at home for your sister-in-law to come back and ask her to make dumplings for you."

Jia Zhang was furious, "What did you say? Why did I force him?"

"If he can't eat and has to cry, don't you, a mother, feel bad?"

"For example, Silly Zhu caught my mistakes before and always bit them."

After reading this, Wang Ming smiled to himself. Xu Damao really had some problems. He could reveal this news to Lou Xiao'e.

The two then went to the public toilet outside the yard, where they were alone and urinated side by side.

Wang Ming nodded, "Okay, then I'll wait for her here."

"It doesn't matter if you don't eat dumplings, then our family has been waiting for this dumpling meal since this morning."

Shazhu couldn't bear to see Qin Huairu in trouble.

“And the food we eat is all big fish and meat, and it’s no worse than these dumplings.”

"Look, I caught his mistake today. What do I have to argue with him about?"

Xu Damao's house is clean and tidy, with neatly arranged furniture and items, and a nice smell.

Just now he was thinking of trying to please her, but was interrupted by Xu Damao, who felt very embarrassed.

"I..." Qin Huairu looked confused and didn't know what to say.

By the way, this guy has a normal man's body, doesn't he miss women?

He wouldn't take advantage of Lou Xiao'e while he was away, right?

So he smiled and teased Xu Damao: "Brother Damao, you are so weird when you pee."

"But I want to go to the toilet first."

"Forget it, Wang Ming, when your sister-in-law comes back, tell her that I am going to have dinner with the factory director. You don't have to wait for me."

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Xu Damao glanced down at Wang Ming, his eyes full of surprise.

Jia Zhang watched Xu Damao and Wang Ming leave chatting and laughing, and stamped her feet in anger.

Mrs. Jia Zhang glared at her and said angrily: "You got something good this morning. Our Bangge can only drink stick noodles, porridge and steamed buns."

This was all taken care of by Lou Xiaoe.

It just so happened that he didn't want to eat with Xu Damao. He felt more comfortable eating alone with Lou Xiao'e.

Wang Ming's eyes averted, he lowered his head and hid behind Qin Huairu, pretending to be scared.

"And you seem to have wet your pants."

This guy may really not be interested in women.

So he said: "It's okay, I'll cut a pound of meat back later, and I'll make dumpling stuffing for your family."

The two of them walked out of the door, and Shazhu and Qin Huairu couldn't stay any longer, so they followed them out.

Xu Damao smiled and said: "The factory director invites me to dinner, can I not go?"

Qin Huairu said sheepishly: "Silly Zhu, how embarrassing this is."

Then the two of them released it to their heart's content, Wang Ming's was like a high-pressure water gun, full of momentum.

"You must have forced Brother Zhuzhu to steal the dumpling fillings just now."

Afterwards, Si Zhu went to the street to buy vegetables, while Qin Huairu and Jia Zhang went home to make noodles.

In order to cover up his embarrassment, he immediately explained: "What do you know? Adults pee like this."

"That's why a little brat like you can still pee so vigorously."

Wang Ming suddenly realized: "So that's it."

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