Siheyuan: a hole in the sky with you

Chapter 18 Jia Zhang's Miserable Howl

"Ouch!!" Mrs. Jia Zhang let out a miserable howl. She put her right foot on top of her left foot, and instantly threw herself forward. With a 'pop', she fell heavily to the ground, and her head was knocked into it.

It was inside the stove ashes that had just been shoveled out.

(After burning a certain amount of firewood, a firewood-burning stove will accumulate a considerable amount of stove ash. At this time, the stove ash needs to be shoveled out to avoid affecting the burning of the fire. This kind of thing should be known to everyone from rural areas.

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"Ah..." A more miserable howl came from Jia Zhang's mouth. Although the stove ashes that had just been shoveled out had been left for a while, the residual temperature was not low, and Jia Zhang was instantly taken over.

Ms. Zhang couldn't bear the heat. She jumped up like a frog, screaming in pain while jumping continuously. Coupled with the dust on her end, she looked very funny...

"..." Everyone in the courtyard, including the second aunt, the third aunt who came out after hearing the sound, and some other neighbors couldn't help but want to laugh out loud when they saw this, especially

Everyone's faces turned red when they saw Jia Zhang's self-inflicted embarrassment. If the scene hadn't been inappropriate, I believe everyone would have laughed out loud.

"Mom, what's wrong with you? Why did you fall?" Qin Huairu on the side became anxious. She didn't need to think too much, but she knew that Mrs. Jia Zhang would not feel good this time. The temperature of the stove ashes was not low. If she bumped into it like this,

It would be strange not to get burned.

Sure enough, the truth was what she thought. When Qin Huairu came to Jia Zhang's side and saw the blisters on Jia Zhang's face, Qin Huairu panicked for the first time.

"Huairu, it hurts so much, my face hurts so much!" Jia Zhang yelled, her whole face was now covered with scalded blisters, and it was extremely itchy, but she also knew not to act recklessly, otherwise,

Once it is broken, the consequences will be more serious, so Jia Zhang could only endure the pain and itching on her face, constantly jumping on her feet and shouting about the pain.

"Huairu, go and get the doctor, hurry up!" Mrs. Jia Zhang couldn't bear the pain, and she felt like she couldn't hold on for long.

"Ms. Jia Zhang, are you stupid? If you don't go directly to the hospital to see a doctor at this time, why are you still waiting here for the doctor? Are you too slow to treat me?" Wang Ping, Yu Lin's daughter-in-law, kindly reminded her.

"Yes, go to the hospital, Mom, we have to go to the hospital as soon as possible." Qin Huairu reacted and quickly took Jia Zhang to the hospital.

Mrs. Jia Zhang was not causing trouble at this time, she stood up cooperatively, and with the support of Qin Huairu, she quickly left the courtyard and went to the hospital for treatment.

Looking at Qin Huairu and Jia Zhang's quickly leaving, the laughter in the courtyard finally started.

"Hahahaha..." Countless laughter instantly enveloped the entire courtyard. When people outside the courtyard heard these laughter, their faces showed confusion, and they secretly thought, is there anything funny happening inside?

, why are so many people laughing?

Of course, these laughter also reached the ears of Jia Zhang and Qin Huairu who were heading to the hospital. Their faces showed extremely embarrassed looks, but the next moment, Jia Zhang's eyes were full of resentment.

color.

"Zhou Jianguo, you evil lone star, just wait, I will never make it easy for you, I... Ouch... it hurts so much!" Jia Zhang was cursing.

The muscles on her face were trembling too fiercely, which again affected the injuries on her face, making her even more painful.

"You want me to look good, haha, Jia Zhang, I'll just wait!" Zhou Jianguo felt a burst of contempt in his heart. You, Jia Zhang, have suffered such a big loss, and you don't even know that you did it secretly. What do you have?

You are qualified to say such harsh words.

"Jianguo, you'd better be careful. The Jia family has to defend itself even if it's unreasonable. Now that Jia and Zhang have such a big incident in front of your yard, I'm afraid they will come back and cause trouble for you." The eldest mother said with a look on her face.

Said worriedly.

Otherwise, the people who know you best are definitely your neighbors. No, Auntie will immediately see clearly that the Jia family will definitely come back to cause trouble for Zhou Jianguo.

"Yes, Jianguo, Jia Zhang is not a good person. She suffered such a big loss this time, and she will definitely come back to cause trouble later." Lou Xiao'e also said with a worried look.

Lou Xiao'e and the Jia family are both in the front yard, so she is very aware of some of the Jia family's words and deeds.

"Jianguo, this Jia Zhang family is indeed not a fuel-efficient lamp. You have to be careful. Otherwise, you sleep in your aunt's house tonight. In this case, Jia Zhang family will not dare to come to the door." Wang Ping suggested.

As people in the same courtyard house, who doesn’t know who the other is? Everyone knows that the Jia family is unreasonable, but the Wang Ping family doesn’t look down on the Jia family. If the Jia and Zhang family really want to come to the door, Wang Ping doesn’t need to take action.

The two little calves at home can make Jia Zhang look good.

"That's right, Jianguo, good night, I'll sleep with you and see what Jia Zhang can do to you." Yu Junjun said confidently while drooling while looking at the boiled peanuts.

"Brother Lu Lu, I don't need to be afraid of Jia Zhang when I go to sleep with you, but I'm afraid that your foot odor will make me faint." Zhou Jianguo said with a smile.

"Hehe... It's normal for a man to have smelly feet. If you don't have smelly feet, you're not a man!" Yu Junjun defended shamelessly, but if you look closely, you will find that he still has a tinge on his face.

With a hint of shy red.

"Hahaha..." Everyone also discovered this and laughed.

"All joking aside, Jianguo, go to sleep at Uncle Yu's house tonight." Yu Lin said, then turned around and gave an order to Jun Jun: "Wash your feet well tonight. Even I can smell the stench of your feet."

"Dad...I know!" Yu Junjun replied reluctantly, washing feet was the most troublesome.

Hehe, when I was a child, I didn’t like washing my feet very much. Every time I was asked to wash my feet, I would run away if I could. If I couldn’t, I would just put my feet into the basin and just think about it. Most of the time, I would just do it.

Even my feet didn’t get wet, hehe...

"Uncle Yu, thank you." Zhou Jianguo thanked him first, and then said with a smile: "However, Uncle Yu, I am not someone to be trifled with. If Mrs. Jia Zhang really wants to provoke me again without knowing what is good, I will just lie down and pretend

She's having a heart attack, I'll see how she ends up when the time comes."

"Jianguo, you are awesome!" Uncle Yu gave a thumbs up, praising Zhou Jianguo's idea.

Yes, if people have heart disease and Jia Zhang wants to cause trouble, he will just lie down when the time comes. No one can afford this responsibility.

How did Yu Lin know that Zhou Jianguo said this to reassure them? His real idea was always to retaliate with tit for tat. If the Jia family provoked him again, Zhou Jianguo would never let them have an easy time.

He already has a treasure like the Cave Heaven Orb. If he is still timid when dealing with the Jia family, how can he be worthy of this golden finger?

Just like when Mrs. Jia Zhang came to mess with her just now, her end was not good. She was burned with blisters on her face. This time, she would definitely not recover for a month. If she comes to provoke him again next time, she will be punished.

The consequences will only be more serious.

"Jianguo, you are smarter. Yes, if you just pretend to have a heart attack, Jia Zhang will be so scared that her face will turn pale. Hee hee hee... It's fun to think about it."

I don't know if she thought of Jia Zhang's face turned pale with fright, or thought of the fun scene at that time, Lou Xiao'e couldn't help laughing, and other people listening also laughed, and everyone was very happy in their hearts.

Looking forward to seeing Jia Zhang being frightened.

"Hey, what is it that makes everyone laugh so happily?" The third uncle, Yan Bugui, came home from get off work and happened to hear a lot of laughter in the yard.

"It smells so good. It's the smell of peanuts, but why does it smell so good?" The third uncle also smelled the aroma of boiled peanuts, and his greed was aroused.

No wonder the third uncle had such a big reaction. These tender peanuts were taken from Dongtian Baozhu, and the water used to boil the peanuts was also the river water in Dongtian Baozhu. The cooked peanuts would certainly taste more fragrant.

"It's nothing, we were just telling a joke." The third aunt replied with a smile. She took the lunch box from the third uncle's hand and took it inside the house to put it away.

There are meals brought back by the third uncle. When the third uncle eats lunch at school, he usually only eats half and takes the remaining half home. This has been the case for the past few years.

"Third uncle." Seeing the third uncle approaching, Zhou Jianguo and others greeted him.

"Jianguo, are these the boiled peanuts you made?" The third uncle washed his hands and looked at the stove in front of Zhou Jianguo's door and asked. The smell of boiled peanuts in the stove was so fragrant that he couldn't stand it after smelling it, and his mouth drooled.

DC.

"Yes, how about it, third uncle, the boiled peanuts I made taste good, right?" Zhou Jianguo replied while adding ingredients to the boiled peanuts.

"Well, it smells really good." The third uncle nodded, his eyes staring straight at the boiled peanuts, his meaning was quite obvious.

"Jianguo, how did you cook it? The aroma is so fragrant." The third uncle couldn't help but ask.

"Third uncle, it's not how I cook it, but what I use is tender peanuts, fresh peanuts. The taste of such fresh and tender peanuts will not be bad no matter what." Zhou Jianguo said with a smile, his voice was a little loud, and the people around him

can all be heard.

He said this not only to the third uncle, but also to the people around him. He put all the responsibilities on the fresh peanuts. In this way, others would not ask him about the secret recipe.

To be honest, he has no secret recipe. The most important reason why these young peanuts are so fragrant is because of the life spirit liquid.

"They are really fresh and tender peanuts." Lou Xiao'e cooperated very well. She scooped up some peanuts with a spatula. After looking at them, she suddenly said this.

The third uncle and others all saw it, and they no longer had any doubts in their hearts.

In fact, the taste of fresh and tender peanuts is indeed much sweeter than that of ordinary boiled peanuts. However, they generally do not buy those fresh and tender peanuts, and are not willing to buy them. Now they naturally believe in the interface Zhou Jianguo found.

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