Siheyuan: a irascible engineer, tyrannical and disobedient
033: Jia Zhang: I am so happy!
Liu Jianshe slowly approached and took a look with the help of the faint light!
Hey, old acquaintance!
The first uncle, Yi Zhonghai, had his arms around Mrs. Jia Zhang and was secretly talking about love.
"Sister-in-law, if you want stick noodles, I will give you stick noodles. If you ask for the moon in the sky, I will give it to you in the same way."
"And I just want a son, can you give me one?"
When Yi Zhonghai said this, a domineering look like a country version of a domineering president came to him.
I heard Liu Jianshe complain in his heart: "Do you think you are the King of Northern Liang? I will give you whatever you want. If you can give me two kilograms of pork, then you know how to be a good person with stick noodles."
"Bah! Dirty!"
Jia Zhang, who was lying in Yi Zhonghai's arms, was as tender as water and her wedding day was like a dream. She stretched out her rough palm to caress Yi Zhonghai's cheek.
"For you, I will do anything. Not to mention giving birth to one child, I am willing to give birth to a litter."
Jia Zhang spoke slowly with an unquestionable tone in her voice.
Liu Jianshe, who was watching the show on the sidelines:?━=????(???????)
It's hard for you to give birth to just one child, why would you want to give birth to a whole litter?
Mr. Jia Zhang, you are a human being, not an animal. Although your behavior is similar to that of an animal, you are still a human being.
Those who cannot give birth to a litter will probably only have twins at most!
"Why do I think so much? What do you care about me?"
Liu Jianshe shook his head and threw aside the messy thoughts in his mind.
Just before his eyes, Yi Zhonghai was about to have a romantic French wet kiss with Jia Zhang.
Liu Jianshe was so disgusted that he couldn't bear it anymore, so he quietly ran to the side and imitated the second uncle Liu Haizhong's voice.
Let out a righteous roar: "Why are you not sleeping so late at night?"
The loud sound scared the two people who were about to kiss out of their wits.
I didn't bother to pack my clothes and ran straight home.
At the same time, angry curses could also be heard in the courtyard.
"Second uncle, why are you yelling if you don't sleep at night?"
"That's right, do you still have to go to work tomorrow?"
Liu Jianshe was more straightforward and opened the door: "Liu Haizhong, why are you yelling? Are you going to let people sleep?"
With his bangs lying innocently on the gun, he pushed the second aunt beside him depressedly.
"Did I talk in my sleep just now?"
The second aunt was drowsily asleep and nodded subconsciously.
Liu Haizhong then sneered: "I'm sorry everyone, I was talking in my sleep just now and my voice was a bit loud. I'm sorry!"
Liu Jianshe responded directly: "You can yell in a dream and your voice is full of official accents. You are very addicted to officialdom, aren't you?"
"Master Bao handles real cases during the day and the following cases at night."
"When you're here, you work as a blacksmith during the day and as a leader at night. You really have a lot to worry about!"
After Liu Jianshe finished speaking, laughter suddenly erupted in the courtyard, obviously speaking out what everyone felt.
Liu Haizhong was furious. When he got up, he asked Liu Jianshe to argue with him.
But he was stopped by the second aunt.
"It's midnight, and I have to go to work tomorrow. Why are you arguing with him? If you have anything to do, we'll talk about it tomorrow."
The second aunt's advice still makes some sense. It's really not suitable to quarrel in the middle of the night, as it can easily cause public outrage.
After covering himself with the quilt, he pretended not to hear Liu Jianshe's sarcasm and fell asleep.
Seeing that Liu Haizhong had no intention of quarreling and quarreling with each other, Liu Jianshe could only close the door in frustration.
There was no more quarrels, and the courtyard suddenly became quiet.
Snoring could be heard from every house, looking quiet and peaceful.
If someone were to watch by moonlight, they would see a sneaky little kid coming back from the public toilet.
When I walked to the cellar, I tripped over something.
Bangge cursed and stood up, picking up the thing that tripped him.
"Hey! Why are grandma's red panties here?"
"You went out to hang your clothes late at night? Why is there still a strange smell?"
"Forget it, hide it and sell it to Li Laizi tomorrow for some pocket money."
Bang Gang finished the things, opened the door, and continued to sleep, imagining that Li Laizi could offer a good price tomorrow.
The next morning, Liu Jianshe opened his eyes amid the familiar mechanical sign-in sound.
There are still some foods like chicken, fish, meat and eggs, as well as some toffee, chocolate and the like.
"Are you stuck in a bottleneck? The rewards are getting more and more repetitive, and there are no such things as spells. Maybe I should try it and look for patterns."
Liu Jianshe made himself a cup of soy milk and started thinking while drinking it.
After drinking the soy milk, I went out on my bike and happened to bump into Liu Haizhong on the way.
Liu Haizhong glared at Liu Jianshe.
Not to be outdone, Liu Jianshe glared back at him.
Then he rode away in a blatant provocation.
Faced with the provocation, Liu Haizhong cursed angrily: "Sooner or later you will be unlucky! Just wait!"
…
I spent the morning leisurely and contentedly. After lunch in the cafeteria, I found that Silly Zhu was not there.
Liu Jianshe was a little curious.
The management of the canteen is so loose, no one is taking care of it?
A cafeteria chef who is always invisible and no one asks questions?
After asking around, I found out that Si Zhu was taking leave today.
He cooked all the food in the cafeteria in advance and left after finishing it.
It is said that Shazhu is going on a date with someone at the vegetable market in the morning.
Liu Jianshe patted his forehead speechlessly.
Silly Zhu is still really stupid, who goes to the market for a date?
However, it seems that the date is with Jia Zhang, so that is perfectly normal.
Jia Zhang's family loves to eat and is too lazy to cook. Going to the vegetable market to buy things is not what he wants.
Looking at it this way, Shazhu is not stupid, on the contrary, he is quite smart.
…
In the vegetable market, Shazhu accompanied Jia Zhang and shuttled in front of the major vegetable vendors.
In fact, there are not many vegetable vendors, and the only vegetables that can be obtained in winter are the same.
Potatoes, cabbage, etc. The real reason why people come to the vegetable market is the various butcher shops.
I bought two kilograms of fat meat and went back to practice oil residue.
I bought another old hen and am going back to make soup.
Silly Zhu thought it was not enough, so he cruelly bought another two kilograms of snacks to make up for the appearance.
Looking at Jia Zhang with a happy face, Shazhu felt that it was worth all the money spent.
The beautiful girl you can hold for a little money should not be the ugly girl.
It’s worth it! It’s absolutely worth it.
Back in the courtyard, Shazhu held the shy Jia Zhang's hand and said seriously: "Auntie, you also know my feelings. Do you think you can help me give birth to a son?"
Mrs. Jia Zhang looked shy and said angrily: "Sister, I will give birth to a litter for you!"
This sentence sounds familiar. Where have you heard it?
Silly Zhu was so happy that his back molars were exposed, and he jumped three feet high.
He happily went back to make chicken soup for Jia Zhang to replenish his health.
Jia Zhang had just returned home, and the stool hadn't been heated yet.
Xu Damao rushed in and struck a handsome pose.
"Jia Jia, let's go! Let's go watch a movie together!"
Jia Zhang sat on the back seat of Xu Damao's borrowed bicycle and nestled against Xu Damao's waist.
At this moment, she felt that she was the happiest woman in the world.
No one, no one is as happy as her.
"It's so distressing! Being too beautiful is also a bad thing. Who should I choose?"
Jia Zhang thought distressedly.
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