Siheyuan: a irascible engineer, tyrannical and disobedient

Facts have proved that it is better not to participate in the war between women.

Bangs are a bloody lesson.

I was torn apart by two old ladies for a long time, and was almost dragged into the Mediterranean Sea.

If the second aunt hadn't noticed something was wrong, joined the battle and rescued Liu Haizhong.

The second uncle is probably in trouble, otherwise the only thing that can defeat magic is magic.

Three elderly middle-aged women were arguing endlessly.

The courtyard suddenly felt like a breeding farm.

One woman is equal to five hundred ducks, three old women is equal to fifteen hundred ducks.

The one who was noisy was so passionate that he couldn't get a word in with his bangs.

On the other side, Yi Zhonghai and the other two were also fighting fiercely.

The third uncle, Yan Bugui, was a weak scholar. He couldn't pull him over at all and almost lost his waist.

Yan Bugui wiped his sweat and said to Liu Jianshe who was watching the show.

"Man, please help me! If the three of us continue to fight, we should get angry. It will be difficult if someone is killed."

"Come on, help me, pull them away."

Liu Jianshe curled his lips in disdain and strode to the three of them.

Lift your right foot and kick Shazhu's butt.

Silly Zhu was avoiding Yi Zhonghai's sneak attack and did not notice the attack from behind.

He was kicked by Liu Jianshe and staggered. His center of gravity immediately became unstable and he fell to the ground.

Faced with such an attractive opportunity, Xu Damao naturally did not want to let it go.

He raised his fist and was about to hit Shazhu on the head.

But will Liu Jianshe give him a chance?

It was obviously impossible, so Liu Jianshe raised his palm and slapped Xu Damao across the face.

Xu Damao was so dizzy from the slap that he subconsciously wanted to fight back.

Unexpectedly, Liu Jianshe slapped him again with his backhand.

After two slaps, Xu Damao woke up.

He covered his face and squatted on the ground, not daring to say a word.

In the end, only Yi Zhonghai was left.

Yi Zhonghai waved his hand and said with a smile: "No need to hit me, I'm awake."

As soon as he finished speaking, Liu Jianshe slapped him in the face with his backhand.

"If I hit them but not you, others will think I'm partial, so you have to take two hits too."

Three people, four big mouths, plus a kick, completely made the three of them be honest.

As for the battle between the old ladies on the other side.

Liu Jianshe said there was nothing he could do to help. He had used too much force just now and his wrist hurt now, so it was inconvenient to hit him.

Liu Haizhong jumped to one side anxiously, but there was nothing he could do to stop the war between the three women.

He was so anxious that he scratched his ears and cheeks like a monkey.

BangGeng puffed up his chest and reached out into his bangs.

"Give me a dollar and I'll help you do it. If you don't give me money, just keep scratching your head!"

The naughty kid asked for money, which was an act of extortion, but Liu Haizhong couldn't do anything about it.

He didn't want to pay, so he discussed it with BangGeng.

"One dollar is too much. I have a penny here. Do you want to do it?"

Bang Gang looked at Liu Haizhong with contempt.

"A penny, what are you kidding me about? A dollar must be a dollar, not even a penny less, otherwise you will continue to watch three women fighting."

Liu Haizhong had no choice but to take out a dollar and hand it to Banggeng.

BangGeng took the money and came to the three women who were arguing with his chest puffed out.

He coughed twice to attract the attention of the three people.

"Don't argue anymore. We are all children of the world. Please give me the face of the Thief Saint. This matter will be over here. If you don't give me face, then be careful about the things in your home."

"Especially the pants. Li Zizi recently spent money to buy them, but I haven't been able to find them recently."

There is a saying that goes well: A young man who is chivalrous can make friends with heroes from all over the world, and a promise worth a thousand pieces of gold can be worth a lot of money.

Now that I have collected a dollar from Liu Haizhong, I must help him solve this problem.

Even though my ears were pulled red in the end and my face was scratched a few times.

Bangge also feels like a big hero.

Squatting in the corner eating boiled eggs, with a vicissitudes of smile on his face.

And he smiled triumphantly at Liu Jianshe.

Liu Jianshe couldn't help but give a thumbs up.

I didn't realize it, but Bangge is still a tough guy, and Shuidong quoted it well.

Successfully got three women to stop the war.

Half an hour later, a new round of hospital-wide meeting was held in the courtyard.

One of the three chairs became vacant, and the second uncle took the top spot without hesitation.

He said in a soft voice: "We have gathered everyone today because of what happened during the day."

"Some of you may not know what happened during the day?"

"I'll give you a general explanation and clarify right and wrong."

The second uncle imitated the official tone of the factory leaders and said a few words.

The third uncle couldn't wait any longer. Liu Haizhong was obviously addicted to officialdom again.

If you ask him to say a few words, it will probably take less than half an hour to finish.

It's not worth spending half an hour listening to Liu Haizhong bragging.

It would be great to go to Tianqiao and listen to cross talk if you have time, and you can also pass the time.

"To make a long story short, that's probably what happened."

"Jia Zhang had an affair with the first uncle, and her daughter-in-law Qin Huairu discovered it. Then she found out that not only did Jia Zhang have an affair with the first uncle, but she also had an affair with Sha Zhu and Xu Damao."

"Si Zhu and Xu Damao were naturally not happy, so they asked the elder to argue. When the three of them failed to argue, they started fighting."

"Then the eldest mother was so angry that she went to Jia and Zhang to argue, and the two quarreled again. The second uncle went to break up the fight, but his hair was pulled out."

"The second aunt was not happy. In order to save her husband, she joined the battle, and the three of them quarreled again."

Yan Bugui spoke a long passage in a cadence, with a storytelling tone.

People in the courtyard were talking with great interest, and some people asked: "What happened next?"

The third uncle took a sip of water and knocked the table with the teapot.

"If you want to know what happened next time, please listen to the explanation next time!"

"Okay! Good talk, reward!" Liu Jianshe clapped his hands and cheered, and also threw a penny into the third uncle's tea cup.

The third uncle didn't feel embarrassed and took the money: "You've got it."

It seems that the two of them are going to turn the solemn and sacred hospital meeting into a grand stage for storytelling.

The second uncle slammed the table angrily.

"Is now the time to tease Mengzi? Be serious! This is an incident with extremely bad consequences, and it is not a gossip about the rich and the poor."

Liu Jianshe was not happy anymore and curled his lips and said: "It's not gossip to break shoes. Is it possible that it's not news?"

When the second uncle saw someone questioning him, he would get angry as soon as he slapped the table.

As a result, he was stopped by the third uncle.

"Look, you just said not to change the subject, and now you have to argue with him again. Business is more important."

The second uncle thinks about it. The biggest thing now is to take the opportunity to bring down Yi Zhonghai so that he can successfully transform from the second uncle to the first uncle.

It is indeed not the time to argue with Liu Jianshe.

So, the second uncle continued to clear his throat.

"Yi Zhonghai, tell me what's going on?"

"Why would you, a married man, hook up with an old widow?"

"And Silly Zhu and Xu Damao, why are you two young men obsessed with an old widow?"