Siheyuan: a irascible engineer, tyrannical and disobedient
055: Stick: Silly you also like to steal other people's underpants?
"No one can talk about what happened today. For the sake of the advanced collective of our courtyard, everyone should keep their mouths shut and don't spread the word. Come back in the evening and hold a hospital-wide meeting to discuss the two people's affairs."
Seeing that the work time was getting closer, Yi Zhonghai immediately laughed.
The words were full of threats, and they seemed fair on the surface, but in fact they gave Silly and Zhu two a chance to have an affair.
It has to be said that Yi Zhonghai was very worried about Silly Zhu, and he always followed the principle of turning big things into small things.
But Si Zhu, a traitor, was born rebellious and would destroy Yi Zhonghai's good intentions at every turn.
After Shazhu changed his clothes, he walked out like a normal person.
When Yi Zhonghai told everyone to disperse, Si Zhu was unwilling to do so.
"Wait a minute, I have something to say. It won't be too late to leave after listening to what I have to say!"
Silly Zhu stopped everyone and glanced at Liu Jianshe.
"There is a pervert in our courtyard who likes to steal the intimate clothes of lesbians. I didn't want to tell everyone at first, but this person was too arrogant and stole it from other female workers in the factory."
"Think about it, no one wants their underwear to be used for washing, right?"
When Silly Zhu said this, everyone was a little nervous and apprehensive. After all, no one wanted a pervert to live in the courtyard.
Liu Jianshe then answered: "Aren't you talking about Banggeng? Don't the thieves, Banggeng, often steal his underpants and sell them to Li Laizi?"
"Everyone knows this. You silly Zhu said last time that you can't be like a child."
"Why did you backtrack and report the stick today? What? Are you ready to turn around? Are you ready to kill your relatives for justice?"
Only then did everyone remember that there was a thief in underpants in the courtyard.
Shazhu, did you take the wrong medicine? Are you ready to kill your relatives out of righteousness?
When they thought of this, everyone looked at Silly Zhu with curious eyes.
Unexpectedly, Shazhu said anxiously: "It's not Banggeng. Banggeng is a good boy. How can he do something like stealing?"
"The pervert I'm talking about is you, Liu Jianshe. You still don't admit it, do you?"
"I saw you steal a bunch of underpants yesterday. If you don't believe me, go to Liu Jianshe's house and search together. Maybe you can find the underpants you lost before."
Liu Jianshe suddenly became furious and stepped forward to beat Si Zhu.
Not to be outdone, Si Zhu rolled up his sleeves and wanted to fight Liu Jianshe.
While doing it, he yelled loudly: "What? Are you anxious? Or are you feeling guilty?"
"If you hadn't stolen anything, why didn't you dare to let someone search it? Why did you do it?"
"I think you have a guilty conscience?"
Liu Jianshe punched Shazhu in the chest, but Shazhu unexpectedly dodged it.
Silly Zhu looked sarcastic: "Do you think I, Silly Zhu, know those tricks? To tell you the truth, I have figured out your tricks, and I am no longer the same person I was before. If you fight with me, you will definitely lose."
Liu Jianshe turned sideways and slapped Shazhu on the face.
"Really? Why didn't you dodge this move? Didn't you say you were awesome? Why didn't you dodge it?"
Silly Zhu received a slap on the face and then fought back.
Unexpectedly, Liu Jianshe hit Shazhu hard on the chest with his knee, and then kicked him in the chest.
Silly Pillar immediately flew out like a kite with its string cut off.
After his own son was beaten like this, Yi Zhonghai quit working.
"Liu Jianshe, what are you doing? You are too domineering. Silly Zhu just told the truth, but you beat him like this. Do you still have the law in your eyes?"
"Besides, if you don't have a guilty conscience, why don't you let people search your house?"
When Liu Jianshe heard Yi Zhonghai's shameless remarks, he said in a cold tone: "It's okay to search, but if I can't find it, what will you say?"
Silly Zhu stood up holding his stomach and rubbing his chest: "If not, I will compensate you. If there is, you will move out of the courtyard?"
"Liu Jianshe, let me ask you, do you dare to agree? If you don't agree, it proves that you are a pervert."
Silly Zhu seems to have studied the art of war for a long time. A cook does not study how to cook, but studies the art of war.
Is it possible that Chengdu’s popularity crosses borders?
It has to be said that the previous failures made him completely let go of his pride and start studying conspiracies.
Silly Pillar Mysteries and Energizing General Techniques!
But!
Just like Shazhu's stupid and stupid temper, magical things like the art of war made him study all kinds of things.
It is destined to end in failure.
Liu Jianshe agreed to his request, and the two parties settled the bet with a huge sum of twenty yuan.
If women's underwear and underwear are found from Liu Jianshe's house, Liu Jianshe will move out of the courtyard and give Shazhu twenty yuan.
And if nothing is found, Shazhu will kowtow and apologize, and pay twenty yuan in compensation.
Liu Jianshe opened the door to the room and asked Silly Zhu to go in and search.
After a while, Shazhu walked out excitedly holding a pair of underpants.
"Now let's see how you quibble!" Silly Zhu said excitedly, holding up his pants.
But Liu Jianshe looked at him like he was an idiot.
"You are the pervert, right? You searched for a long time and then you found my underwear?"
"Or are you plotting evil against me and making such a big fuss just because of my underwear?"
"You're riding a horse and you're saying you're not a pervert?"
Liu Jianshe slapped Silly Zhu on the face and took back his underwear.
Silly Zhu rubbed his face and said unconvinced: "How do you prove that it is your underwear?"
Liu Jianshe was startled by these words, and then became even more angry.
"Made, are you speaking humanly? My own underwear, do I still need proof?"
"Are you using strong words? Believe it or not, I will slap you?"
Yi Zhonghai originally thought that what Sha Zhu said was true, and thought he could take the opportunity to bring down Liu Jianshe and attack his arrogance.
But who would have expected that Liu Jianshe didn't have one at home at all, so Silly Zhu was in dire straits.
Liu Haizhong also felt helpless. What a perfect plan he had, but it failed.
It seems that Shazhu is destined to be defeated by Liu Jianshe.
Only Yan Bugui looked thoughtful and subconsciously looked at Liu Haizhong's expression.
Finding that it was almost as expected, Yan Bugui was immediately convinced.
At this moment, Banggeng ran over with excitement on his face and knelt down on one knee in front of Silly Zhu.
"I have met my seniors, Silly Zhu, but I didn't expect that you, Silly Zhu, are also members of our thieving family. I have always thought that I am the only underpants thief in the courtyard."
"I didn't expect you to be the same, Silly Zhu. I just went to your house to look for things and found that there were more than a dozen pairs of underwear on your bed."
"According to the current market conditions, if a pair of original pants costs two yuan, you have a huge sum of nearly twenty yuan!"
"Since you and I are both from the thieves' family, we will share half of it when we meet. I will take away five pairs of underpants, and the rest will be yours."
"People in the world don't stick to trivial matters. You are so generous! Can you teach me how to steal underwear from now on?"
Banggeng looked at Shazhu expectantly.
Everyone's eyes were also looking at Silly Zhu.
ps: The update of 24,000 words in three days is over. I almost collapsed in the past three days. I got up after two hours of sleep to write a chapter, and I slept for a while to write a chapter. I don’t know how I managed to survive. I asked for leave tonight.
I won't go to work. I want to have a good sleep.
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