Siheyuan: Adopted by Yi Zhonghai, I lay flat

Chapter 096: Xu Damao misunderstood Stupid Pillar to steal chickens.

Qin Huairu stretched his head into Aunt Yi’s house.

“Aunt Yi, did Wen Xing’s child sleep?”

Aunt Yi is very protective of Zhao Wenxing.

“What’s wrong? Huairu, what are you looking for Wen Xing? Just tell me. ”

Qin Huairu: “It’s like this, Aunt One, the stick terrier is evil again, need to urinate from children, in the middle of the night, I can only find Zhao Wenxing, this child, only Wenxing can save our family stick terrier, Aunt Yi, please, save our family stick terrier.” ”

Aunt Yi thought to herself who in this family uses children’s urine every day, and this is also a problem for the child to drink.

“You wait here for a while, I’ll go and call Wen Xing.”

Aunt Yi came to Zhao Wenxing’s room.

“Wen Xing, did you sleep? Your Aunt Qin Huairu has something to do with you. ”

Zhao Wenxing: “Aunt, I haven’t slept yet, what is the matter with Aunt Qin Huairu.” ”

Aunt Yi: “Aunt Qin Huairu wants some of your boy urine, his family has a disease and needs to be treated.” ”

Zhao Wenxing was shocked, I am a boy urine, how many times have I drunk this stick terrier, others are full of belly ink, the stick stalk can be poured well, full of urine.

This may refer to the means of which god woman cheated money, the stick terrier is just wearing an exaggerated coat, just like this, poor stick terrier.

“Here it is, Auntie.”

Zhao Wenxing took an unused plastic bottle and filled his urine into it, and he took it out and handed it to Qin Huairu.

“Aunt Qin, give it to you, the stick terrier’s body is too bad, you should adjust it more.”

“Otherwise, it will affect learning.”

Qin Huairu took the boy urine in Zhao Wenxing’s hand.

“Thank you, Wen Xing, you are still a good child, good health, good study, and polite.”

Aunt Yi looked at Zhao Wenxing with a gentle face.

“Wen Xing, this kid is reassuring.”

Zhao Wenxing squinted his eyes and smiled.

“Aunt, I’ll go back to sleep first, and I’ll get up early tomorrow to help the teacher.”

Qin Huairu is very envious that the Yi family has a child like Zhao Wenxing, people are good-looking, obedient, and good at studying, this child is not rebellious at all, and his family’s stick terrier is rebellious every day, and it has not stopped.

The same seven-year-old children, how can the difference be so big?

“Aunt Yi, thank you, I’ll go back first, wait to use it.”

Aunt Yi nodded: “Slow down, say what you need help with.” ”

Qin Huairu: “Okay.” ”

Qin Huairu returned home with the boy’s urine, and with the experience of the last time, she felt that this thing was better to drink while it was hot. Qin Huairu pulled the stick terrier up from his sleep and let the stick terrier drink the boy’s urine.

The stick terrier slept in a daze, and I didn’t know what to drink, I couldn’t manage so much, or it was important to sleep. Qin Huairu saw that the stick terrier had finished drinking, and her heart was much more comfortable, and she looked at the sleeping stick terrier with tears in her eyes.

“My poor stick terrier, it really hurts my mother’s heart, how can I find you for any disease.”

Silly Pillar walked in.

“Huairu, Shenpo Zhao is here.”

Qin Huairu quickly wiped her tears.

Silly Zhu handed the rice wine and loess to Zhao Shenpo. Shen Po Zhao took the thing: “What about the boy pee?” ”

Silly Zhu looked at Qin Huairu.

Qin Huairu: “I gave the stick terrier a drink just now, isn’t it good while it’s hot.” ”

Zhao Shenpo sighed: “Drink? I didn’t ask you to give it to your child, can you drink that urine? ”

Qin Huairu was numb: “Isn’t boy urine supposed to be drunk?” ”

“Nothing will happen to the kid, will it?”

Silly Zhu: “What can be wrong, didn’t I drink it once last time.” ”

Qin Huairu’s brows furrowed: “Then what should I do now?” ”

“The child’s illness must be cured.”

Silly Pillar: “Godmother.” You can think of another way. ”

Zhao Shenpo: “There is another method. ”

“Go get some chicken manure.”

Qin Huairu: “What do you want chicken manure for?” You can’t eat it in your stomach. ”

Silly Zhu wants to vomit when he thinks of chicken manure.

“Mother-in-law, does this method work?”

“Don’t end up with the child being sinned, it hasn’t been cured yet.”

Zhao Shenpo: “If you are not honest, the effect will not be good.” ”

Qin Huairu hurriedly said: “We are honest, really, stupid pillars, hurry up and get it.” ”

Silly Zhu snorted and came to the chicken cage at the door of Xu Damao’s house.

He opened the chicken cage and found chicken manure inside.

Xu Damao and Lou Xiao’e heard the sound of chickens calling, thinking who was stealing their own chickens. The two put on their clothes, opened the door, and saw that the silly pillar was pulling into the chicken cage.

Xu Damao: “Silly Zhu, what are you doing?” Steal my chicken? ”

Lou Xiao’e: “Silly Zhu, you are too daring, we are still at home, you steal our chickens like this, maybe you usually have a thousand things.” ”

Silly Zhu stood up: “What chicken did I steal from you?” ”

Xu Damao pointed to the chicken coop: “Then what are you doing now?” I was caught by the two of us and didn’t admit it. ”

Lou Xiao’e: “That’s it, silly Zhu, you are too hungry, come and steal chickens in the middle of the night.” ”

Silly Zhu frowned: “I can’t steal your chickens.” ”

He took his hand out of the chicken cage.

“Silly Zhu, you have a problem, what are you doing with grabbing a hand of chicken manure?”

Lou Xiao’e covered her nose.

Xu Damao scolded: “Silly Zhu, don’t think that you can cover up the fact that you stole chickens like this, I tell you, we are not stupid.” ”

Silly Zhu put the chicken manure he caught in the bag.

“I’m really not here to steal chickens from your house.”

The stick terrier is not evil spirit, spend a hundred yuan to find a god mother, ask for chicken manure, don’t we have the best chicken in your compound. I didn’t come over here, and I saw that the lights in your house were also out, thinking that the two of you must be sleeping.

“How bad it would be to shout for you for such a little chicken manure again. Who knew that your chicken didn’t sleep, and it was shouted for the two of you. This chicken manure, thanks. ”

Lou Xiao’e was numb: “Eat chicken manure? So how do you get off the mouth? There is a lot of chicken manure, you want to come and get it at any time, don’t hit our chicken idea. ”

Xu Damao: “I can warn you, silly Zhu, don’t hit our chicken idea, if our chicken loses one, I will finish with you.” ”

Stupid Zhu: “Xu Damao, you are Zhong, you will only be energetic, don’t you just take a little chicken manure from your family.” If the chicken is lost after co-authoring, it is better to find me if the chicken is lost, then it is better to find me as long as your family loses something in the future. ”

Xu Damao: “You’re really right, that’s what I mean.” ”

Silly Zhu: “Forget it, I still have things, just take care of you, don’t worry.” ”

Xu Damao pointed at the silly pillar: “Silly pillar, what do you say?” ”

Silly Zhu: “Don’t be too hard, hurry up and go to sleep.” ”

Silly Zhu took chicken manure and left.

Qin Huairu stopped Xu Damao: “Damao, Damao, hurry back to sleep.” Isn’t it just that he took a little chicken manure, so I can’t be angry with him. ”

Xu Damao entered the house: “I can’t get used to the smelly virtue of the stupid pillar, and I took our family’s things, and it seems that our family owes him.” By what reason, why should you be angry with him. ”

The stick terrier was evil and didn’t see him say a normal word with chicken manure, and I did good things together, and it didn’t fall well.

“I really haven’t seen such a person, it’s no wonder that there is no daughter-in-law now, I really deserve it, this kind of person deserves to live without a daughter-in-law in his life.” Walking around a widow every day, I see that I fancy Qin Huairu, lick a dog, and lick until the last nothing. ”

Lou Xiao’e: “Sleep, sleep.” ”

Silly Zhu came to Jia’s house with chicken manure and handed it to Shen Po.

Zhao Shenpo: “You mix these things together.” ”

Silly pillars do it.

After a while, rice wine, loess, and chicken manure are mixed together. The whole house stinked.

Silly pillars are disgusting.

“Okay, what’s next?”

The god mother spat a few mouthfuls of water into the things made by the silly pillar: “Okay, go and carry the child to the ground.” Take heaven as the blanket and the earth as the seat. ”

“Apply the prepared medicine to the patient’s body, and you can’t let go of a single part of the body, otherwise it will be useless.”

Silly Zhu: “So is this kid like this all night?” ”

Qin Huairu: “That kid doesn’t freeze out?” ”

“Don’t worry, God will bless him.” Besides, do you think it’s important to cure the disease or whatever. ”

Silly Zhu snorted, and then began to apply things to the body of the stick stalk. After a while, the silly pillar smeared the entire body, face, and limbs of the rod stalk. The stick terrier lay straight on the ground, and I didn’t know that I thought that the stick terrier had returned to the west.

……

The body of the stick terrier emits the stench of chicken manure. The whole room was filled with a stench.

Godmother: “Just like that, sleep until you wake up naturally, and everything will be fine.” ”

In her heart, she knew that there was nothing evil in the world, but she was just fooling herself.

Silly Zhu: “Sister Qin, you give the god mother’s money.” ”

Qin Huairu: “How much.” ”

Silly Zhu stretched out a finger, and Qin Huairu took out a dollar.

Silly Zhu: “No, Sister Qin, it’s a hundred.” ”

Qin Huairu was numb: “What, a hundred?” Wouldn’t that be a lie? ”

Mother: “You are desecrating my profession, you will be punished.” ”

Qin Huairu was frightened: “I’ll give this money.” ”

She pulled the silly pillar aside.

“Silly Zhu, you also know the situation in my family, how can I have so much money to give her.” Please, help me, help this poor child. ”

“You can’t see death without saving it, silly pillar, I can pay you back in my life.”

Silly Zhu couldn’t see Qin Huairu speak, as soon as Qin Huairu spoke, even if he went to die for her, Silly Zhu was willing.

“Sister Qin, I know that you are a good woman and a woman who is suffering for her life. The stick terrier this child is really worrying, how to clean up this strange disease. I’ll go back and get you the money. ”

The fool gave the money to the god mother, and the god mother took the money and left happily…

Qin Huairu sat next to the stick terrier and observed the situation of the stick terrier.

The next morning, the stick terrier woke up, sneezing, and he wiped his nose with his hand. The chicken manure in his hand got into his nose and he woke up.

“Ah” He looked at himself lying naked on the ground, his body was still full of chicken manure, and the whole person was not good.

He looked at Qin Huairu on the side, and without getting angry, he casually pulled a quilt from his pair and covered his body.

“Mom, what did you do to me?”

Qin Huairu fell asleep on the table next to her, and she woke up.

“Stick terrier, good son, are you awake, are you feeling better?”

Stick terrier: “What’s okay?” I’m not sick? ”

“You hurry up and get me water, I want to take a bath.”

Qin Huairu left, the stick terrier stood up carefully, but he didn’t expect that there was chicken manure on the soles of his feet, and one slipped, and pounced in the arms of the stupid pillar who just entered the door, and when the silly pillar exclaimed, there was chicken manure in his mouth and body.

The stick terrier was lying naked on the stupid pillar, he was a little embarrassed, just stood up, and pounced on Jia Zhang’s body who had just entered the door.

Jia Zhang: “Ah, don’t.” ”

The stick terrier pounced on Jia Zhang’s body, and because Jia Zhang’s was too fat, the stick terrier rolled off Jia Zhang’s body.

“Ugh”

The stick terrier lay on the ground, and he couldn’t get up from the pain for half a day.

“Woo hoo, Mom.”

“Grandma, don’t you want your eldest grandson me?”

Jia Zhangshi is also very painful, after all, he is old, and falling is not a trivial matter.

“Oh, my old waist.”

Silly Zhu hurriedly went to help Jia Zhangshi, and Jia Zhangshi saw that Silly Zhu’s face was full of chicken manure, and he was disgusted.

“Don’t touch me.”

Silly Zhu let go of the hand that was originally holding Jia Zhang.

Jia Zhang fell hard to the ground again.

“Oh, silly pillar, you are sincere.”

Silly Zhu: “Sister-in-law, didn’t you let me touch you?” ”

Jia Zhangshi: “Then you can’t fall to my death.” ”

Silly Zhu shook his head: “I didn’t do that, sister-in-law, I just listened to you.” ”

Jia Zhangshi smelled chicken manure, looked down at her body, she didn’t dislike the silly pillar.

“Lift me up.”

Silly Zhu shook his head: “No, I have chicken manure on my body, and it stinks very much.” ”

Jia Zhang kicked his foot angrily: “Hurry up.” ”

The stupid pillar helped Jia Zhangshi up.

“Look if you have all of them, you still dislike me.”

Jia Zhangshi glanced at the stupid pillar: “Stick terrier, what’s going on?” ”

Silly Zhu: “This is not an evil spirit, yesterday I asked the god mother to get the medicine.” ”

Jia Zhangshi sighed: “I don’t know if it’s useful?” ”

Silly Zhu: “This time the guarantee is useful, a hundred yuan is not used well.” ”

Jia Zhang was shocked: “What, a hundred yuan.” ”