Siheyuan: Crazy old Jia, never take the usual path

Yesterday, I went to the Civil Affairs Bureau to consult and said that it would take another day for the divorce certificate to be processed.

Today, Lao Jia took leave of absence in advance, left the rolling mill and went straight to the Civil Affairs Bureau, and successfully obtained the divorce certificate before people left work.

Lao Jia jumped up directly at the gate of the Civil Affairs Bureau and shouted Cao Taima!

From the time he came to this world, he found that he was depressed after becoming Lao Jia, and today he finally divorced Jia Zhang and gained a free body, and since then no one can bind him.

Lao Jia was in a great mood, and went to buy some food and meat to prepare for a good meal tonight.

On the way back, he exchanged a bottle of red wine, a Barry family, fishing nets, red whips, and candles in the system space.

In addition to eating, drinking, and celebrating, he was also ready to play something different for Qin Huairu to see for a long time.

Just entered the gate, and met Yan Bugui in the front yard.

He saw the meat and vegetables hanging on Lao Jia’s bicycle and his eyes immediately became hot, and he hurriedly stepped forward to say hello: “Lao Jia, what is a good day today?” Buy so many good dishes? Our compound is your life. ”

Yan Bugui has always searched and loves to take advantage.

Seeing him buy so many dishes, he must have wanted to take advantage of it.

Lao Jia saw it in his eyes, smiled in his heart, and wanted to take advantage of him?

Don’t look at the fate of Jia Zhang.

Lao Jia said with a smile: “There is no good day, just an appetite and want to eat and drink.” ”

Yan Bugui gave a thumbs up and praised: “Open! ”

Lao Jia pushed the car to leave, not wanting to listen to his.

Yan Bugui hurriedly pressed the handlebar of the bicycle and said, “What are you in a hurry?” I have something else to tell you. ”

Lao Jia said: “You have a fart to release quickly, I am in a hurry to go home.” ”

Yan Bugui glanced at the back seat of the car and said: “My family is preparing to stew a chicken, this is not just two mushrooms, you get me two, I will return it to you another day.” ”

Lao Jia said: “Less, why didn’t I smell your stewed chicken?” ”

Yan Bugui pretended to say, “Why is there none?” How about you follow me and take a look? Isn’t it just two mushrooms, let me use them first. ”

Lao Jia stretched out his left hand and opened Yan Bugui and said, “Don’t pull it, I’m going home.” ”

Yan Bugui saw that Lao Jia was not entering, and could only say: “Okay, I don’t want mushrooms, but there is one more thing I want to ask you.” ”

“Say it quickly.” Lao Jia wanted to smoke him, it was really verbose.

Yan Bugui looked at no one in the courtyard before whispering, “Old Jia, what do you old boy eat?” How is it so fierce? ”

Lao Jia’s eyes lit up, and he said slyly: “You want to know? ”

“Uh-huh…” Yan Bugui nodded like a chicken pecking rice.

Lao Jia said seriously: “If you want to become fierce, you let the three mothers give you stud every day, keep it for a month, you can be as fierce as me, ordinary people I don’t tell him, you must keep it secret.” ”

Yan Bugui firmly believes that this is the secret of becoming fierce, and from today onwards, let the three mothers stud every day.

Lao Jia returned home, first put the vegetables and meat in the kitchen, and then took out the divorce certificate and shook it in front of Qin Huairu: “Guess what this is?” ”

Qin Huairu screamed, she still knew the words, and of course the three big characters of the divorce certificate were recognized.

“Done?”

“Of course it did.”

Lao Jia handed over the divorce certificate to her.

Qin Huairu opened it excitedly and looked at it, and hugged Lao Jia with a scream, trembling: “Great, finally divorced, in the future, the two of us don’t have to hide it.” ”

Lao Jia smiled slightly and said, “Happy, right?” Hurry up and cook, celebrate tonight, and I have a surprise for you after eating. ”

Qin Huairu smiled and said, “What surprise?” ”

Lao Jia said, “Do you know Black Silk?” ”

Qin Huairu shook her head, of course she didn’t know.

At present, I know yoga pants.

Lao Jia said with a smile: “Cook first, after eating you will know, let you go to heaven tonight.” ”

Qin Huairu’s eyes widened slightly, she liked the sky, “Okay, you rest, I’ll cook right away.” ”

Busy for more than an hour, making a table of hearty dishes.

Lao Jia opened the red wine again and poured it for her.

The stick terrier blinked and said curiously: “Grandpa, what kind of drink is this?” ”

Lao Jia said: “This is red wine, you can’t drink it, hurry up and eat.” ”

The two toasted, and there was a romantic touch of a candlelit dinner.

The meal is almost finished, and the bottle of wine has been drunk.

The three brothers and sisters of the stick terrier also ate enough to go out to play.

Qin Huairu said with a blush on her cheeks: “Since you have divorced the Jia Zhang clan, then the two of us will go and get the certificate tomorrow!” ”

Lao Jia frowned, he had never thought of obtaining a license with Qin Huairu.

Play and play, if you really take it seriously, it’s your fault.

He is still responsible, but Qin Huairu is not suitable for marriage, and he will not marry to bind himself.

Lao Jia said bluntly: “The two of us are not suitable for obtaining certificates, so it’s good.” ”

Qin Huairu was immediately unhappy, and huffed, “Why?” You have divorced Jia Zhang, and the relationship between the two of us should be licensed. ”

Lao Jia said, “I can take care of you and be responsible for you, but it is impossible to get a license.” ”

Qin Huairu got up and sat next to Lao Jia, perhaps under the stimulation of alcohol, and said coquettishly like never before: “Is it okay to get the certificate?” I want to be nice with you for the rest of my life. ”

Lao Jia said firmly: “It’s impossible to get a license, don’t say it again.” ”

Qin Huairu said angrily: “Just get the certificate, otherwise I won’t be nice to you.” ”

Lao Jia instantly became angry and slapped up: “Don’t get a license.” ”

“Get the license.”

Syllable!

“No license.”

“Get the license.”

Syllable! Syllable! Syllable!

One slap after another slapped Qin Huairu’s face.

Sluts are particularly abusive.

Qin Huairu was not only not angry, but inexplicably excited: “Don’t fight, I listen to you if you don’t get a certificate, as long as you are good to me.” ”

Lao Jia was satisfied: “That’s right, I’m a fraternal person.” ”

Qin Huairu pulled his arm and coquettishly said, “Then what surprise do you have for me?” ”

Lao Jia got up and led her into the house, where the Barry family and the red whip were placed on the bed, and the candles were very eye-catching.

Qin Huairu smiled heartily.

Late at night!

Jia Zhangshi squatted at the foot of the wall, and Qin Huairu’s screams were clearly abnormal.

“Finally caught by me… Dog men and women, you’re finished. ”

“I want everyone to know.”

Jia Zhang’s voice was so excited that he trembled and got up, and quickly left to call for someone.