Siheyuan: Don't mess with me

"Damn Zhou Cong, he bullies my boss every day!"

At ten o'clock in the evening, Mrs. Jia Zhang got up from the kang.

He glanced at Qin Huairu and Banggeng brother and sister who were sleeping soundly next to them.

He carefully put on his shoes, got off the kang, took out a baggage from under Jia Dongxu's portrait, and a porcelain basin, and went out.

Inside the baggage were all the little figures she had cut out a few days ago, with Zhou Cong's name and horoscopes written on them.

Originally, I wanted to burn it to Zhou Cong at twelve o'clock on New Year's Eve to curse him.

But last night she had dinner at the home of the first uncle Yi Zhonghai. Because she ate so well and too much, her stomach was upset all night, and she really didn't have the energy to engage in these feudal superstitious activities anymore.

However, today is the first day of the Lunar New Year, so you can burn it to Zhou Cong, as it will definitely make his life difficult for the whole year.

After walking out of the door, Jia Zhang sneaked into Zhou Cong's residence.

"Meow meow!"

Two sudden cat calls scared Jia Zhang to the point of trembling and she almost fell to the ground.

"Damn cat, sooner or later I will stew you and eat your meat!"

After calming down, Mrs. Jia Zhang poured all the yellow paper in the bag into the basin while cursing, and lit it with a match.

"Immortal!"

Xiao Hong's voice alarmed Zhou Cong.

However, he was playing cards with He Yuyu at that time and had no time to care about the outside world.

After letting go of He Yuyu and putting on his clothes, he went out through the back window and reached the roof, where he saw Jia and Zhang burning paper.

Although I'm not afraid of curses, this thing is too disgusting.

It's a pity that I have a toilet at home and no urine tank.

Otherwise, he would have to seduce the Zhang family.

Just as he was thinking about how to deal with Jia Zhang, he unexpectedly noticed another sneaky figure.

Of course Xu Damao also hates Zhou Cong.

Not only did he rob Lou Xiao'e, he also ruined his good relationship with Qin Jingru, and this morning he kowtowed to Silly Zhu by holding him down.

Since he was not of the same generation, he did not choose to engage in feudal superstitious activities like Jia Zhang did.

Instead, he took a knife and tried to cut off the front and rear wheels of Zhou Cong's bicycle to vent his anger.

"These two beasts actually got together! If I don't give you a good toss, wouldn't I be sorry for you coming out to play at night?"

Zhou Cong sneered and watched helplessly as Jia Zhang finished burning the paper, walked back with the brazier, and met Xu Damao face to face.

Just when the two were startled by each other, Zhou Cong used his telekinesis, forcing the two of them to open their mouths at the same time, and popped two packets of Yin Yang and He San into their mouths.

Then, he gave Xu Damao another one-shot pill.

"Da Mao, you're welcome! At least, you won't be homeless!"

After everything was done, Zhou Cong floated back to the roof and looked at the two of them.

The harmony of yin and yang dissipated, and the two of them immediately changed.

Xu Damao's shoehorned face became so handsome in Jia Zhang's eyes.

And when Xu Damao saw Jia Zhang, he was also very handsome.

Just like two poles of a magnet meeting, the two of them pounced on each other in unison.

"Hot-eyed Qing!"

Zhou Cong originally wanted to watch a good show, but he couldn't stand it after watching it for half a minute.

He floated and landed outside the courtyard. He bent over and vomited.

Finally, my stomach feels better.

Zhou Cong jumped back to the roof again. Seeing the fierce battle, he pulled his neck and shouted, "Catch the thief, the courtyard has been invaded!"

After a few shouts, everyone turned on the lights!

Led by the three uncles, they rushed out in their clothes and took the lead.

Moreover, it was easy to discover Xu Damao and Jia Zhang.

Seeing the appearance of the two people, the three uncles were dumbfounded.

Although Yi Zhonghai screamed twice, how could the two of them care about him before the drug's power dissipated.

Seeing this scene, the three uncles were really crazy.

I hurriedly turned around and tried to persuade the neighbors in the courtyard not to let their children come out and see this scene.

However, he was really worrying too much.

At this time, the children were sleeping soundly and did not come out to watch the fun.

Finally, Xu Damao and Jia Zhang's medicine wore off and they regained consciousness. Seeing their current appearance, they were almost frightened to death.

After all, Mrs. Jia Zhang was an old shrew. When she realized what she was doing, she said that Xu Damao had forced her to do it, scratching and scratching her.

But it's a pity that no one believed this because everyone saw the scene just now.

At this moment, Zhou Cong stood up and gave the two of them two choices.

The first is to report to the security department and arrest them in the name of breaking shoes. Since they are in public in the hall, not only will the two of them be paraded through the streets, but they will also be imprisoned for three to five years.

Another way is to wait until after the Chinese New Year before the two of them register their marriage.

Although there is a big age difference, neighbors in the courtyard testified that the two were truly in love, and the Civil Affairs Bureau would not investigate.

Reporting to the security department, neither of them wanted to choose. Neither of them wanted to choose whether to parade on the streets or go to jail.

After considering that Xu Damao had a good job and owned real estate, Jia Zhang finally agreed to the second plan.

Naturally, Xu Damao had no choice but to endure his nausea and prepare to register his marriage with Jia Zhang.

Afraid that the two would not admit their guilt later, Zhou Cong asked them to write a confession now and return it to them after registration. Whoever regrets it after the year will be the one who forced it.

This matter also received support from everyone in the compound!

Forced into desperation, Xu Damao had no choice but to use the skills he had developed from writing letters of apology in school when he was a child. He wrote a confession and signed his fingerprint.

As for Jia Zhang, how could she write this? It was Yan Laosan who wrote it and took the opportunity to ask Zhou Cong for five cents.

In the early morning, Mrs. Jia Zhang got up from the kang.

Seeing that there was no fire in the house, Qin Huairu had just gotten up.

The energy to show off and be a blessing came up immediately, and he cursed fiercely, "Why aren't you cooking yet?"

"You don't have a share in cooking! Go find your fiancé!"

Qin Huairu turned around and cursed.

"You little prodigal, you want to rebel! This is the house of our old Jia family, and your job was found for you by the old Jia family!"

This sentence reminded Jia Zhang of the social fear she felt yesterday when everyone was watching her and she was forced to write a confession, and she screamed and cursed.

"Snapped!"

Who would have thought that what was waiting for her was Qin Huairu's merciless slap, "You are no longer from the old Jia family, and everything here has nothing to do with you. Everything in the old Jia family is my son's fault."

Ridiculous!"

"Old woman, get out and go find Xu Damao. If you dare to be a monster at home again, I will publicize the scandal you did yesterday and put you in jail!"

Qin Huairu's fighting ability is outstanding.

In the past, because Mrs. Jia Zhang was his mother-in-law, he could only let her ride on his head and dominate him.

Now, not only does Jia and Zhang have to remarry, but they also have scandals in their own hands.

The only heir to the old Jia family is her own son. How could she be afraid of Jia and Zhang again?