Siheyuan: Eight-Year-Old Orphan! The Jia Family Took Away My Property

Chapter 114 Lin Weiguo uses urine to wake up the stupid column! All the uncles admire Lin Weiguo! [Kneel down and ask for full support]

Silly Zhu was carried to the toilet, and Lin Weiguo asked everyone to avoid it.

Then, he directly unbuttoned his pants, poured hot urine on Silly Zhu's face, and then poured it down.

Spend 10 yuan and ask Lin Weiguo to soak in urine to wake you up.

This is really cool!

Lin Weiguo in later generations also talked about how to wake you up by peeing on the Internet, but he didn't expect that he could actually do it now.

It feels really good!

Silly Pillar was poured all over his face, nose and mouth.

Waves of heat instantly stimulated his entire facial nerves.

After Lin Weiguo finished praying, Uncle Yi and others walked in.

Seeing the urine on Shazhu's head and face, everyone couldn't help but almost wanted to urinate.

This is a bit unsightly!

Just when everyone was sighing, Silly Zhu's eyes suddenly opened.

The whole person woke up instantly.

Then, my sense of taste and smell returned.

When he smelled the smell of urine on his mouth, nose and face, his gastrointestinal motility started to work.

vomit!!!

Silly Zhu felt nauseated.

Then, he started vomiting like crazy.

Big mouthful - vomit.

This time I vomited out all the fish, meat, chicken, and shrimp I had eaten at night.

Vomiting was overwhelming.

Horrible.

Jia Zhang, who was in the yard, was gradually waking up. As soon as she smelled the smell of urine in her mouth, she suddenly felt nauseated and quickly fell to the ground and started vomiting violently.

Until the two of them vomited sour water and their stomachs were empty.

Only then did there appear to be some signs of slowing down.

Only then did Silly Zhu raise his head with difficulty.

"Why am I in the toilet?"

"Why is there urine all over my face, head, and body? Who is this... vomiting...

When he touched the urine on his head and face, he felt an overwhelming feeling in his stomach again, and he immediately started vomiting again.

At this time, an uncle saw him at the toilet door and walked in quickly.

When Shazhu saw it was Uncle Yi, he quickly asked in confusion. "Uncle Yi, am I... falling into a trap? Why is there urine on my head and face?"

Uncle Yi was too embarrassed to say anything and said that Lin Weiguo had woken him up with urine. He was afraid that he would fight for his life if he got excited, so he quickly lied.

"No, you were drunk. After drinking so much, you accidentally fell in when you went to the toilet."

"But, but why is there only urine and no rice and stool... Silly Zhu showed doubts.

"Oh, this place stinks so much. Go and wash it off quickly. Why do you still want to fall down and make a face with so many questions?" Uncle Cao quickly changed the subject.

Silly Zhu was right.

He quickly ran out of the toilet, ran straight to the laundry pool in the distance, stuck his head in, and flushed as hard as he could.

On the other side, Mrs. Jia Zhang also woke up completely.

When I smelled the urine in my mouth, I started vomiting again.

"Qin Huairu, why does my mouth smell like urine? Why did this happen all over again?"

Mrs. Jia Zhang looked at Qin Huairu who was patting her on the back with a gloomy face. (cdeg)

Qin Huairu was startled and was thinking of finding some excuse to excuse her.

At this time, Bangjie, who had already warmed up in the room, heard that grandma had woken up. He quickly ran out and came to Jia Zhang with a look of gratitude.

"Grandma, you're awake! I saved you, I used urine to wake you up! You drank a whole bottle of my urine, child's urine!"

Mrs. Jia Zhang was feeling extremely nauseous when she suddenly heard Banggeng say that she had to drink urine to wake herself up, and she was also fed a whole bottle of wine.

Suddenly he felt angry.

"You unfilial grandson, you actually gave me urine?"

"Snapped!"

A hard slap in the face, causing the stick to spin around.

This little beast is not a thing, so he dares to pour urine on himself.

When she thought of this, Jia Zhang felt her stomach churn again and started to vomit.

Then, I thought of water.

He quickly went straight to the laundry pool in the distance.

The laundry pool is where Qin Huairu usually washes clothes. There is a faucet.

When he came to the laundry pool, he saw that Silly Zhu had his whole head under the faucet, desperately rinsing his hair and face.

The cold ice water was poured all over his head and face.

'He was also fed urine?' Jia Zhang was confused in her heart.

But I can't wait any longer.

"You damn fool, get out of the way, don't block me!" Mrs. Jia Zhang yelled and rushed over.

Ten claws stretched out and scratched Silly Zhu away. Then he put his head under the faucet and drank water desperately to rinse his mouth.

The two woke up.

At this moment, my mind is blurry, I have amnesia, and I can't recall the previous memory fragments for the time being.

Unless under certain stimulation, some fragments will flash intermittently and then slowly recover.

Some special ones will be remembered, while some unimportant ones will be forgotten directly.

However, the two finally returned to their previous selves.

Qin Huairu was relieved to see that the mother-in-law who was mean to Silly Zhu, acted like a fool, and repaid kindness with hatred was back.

At least, the two of them won't get together again and make themselves extremely embarrassed and disgusted.

Although Bangge was slapped by her mother-in-law.

but.

She felt it was worth it!

Everyone was happy when they saw that Jia Zhang, who was so arrogant and aggressive towards stupid people, was back.

Especially the uncle, the aunt, and the deaf old lady, the hard work just now was worth it, and the money just spent was worth it.

This Lin Weiguo is really amazing!

However, everyone also sighed in their hearts, they did not expect that eight-year-old Lin Weiguo had such a broad heart.

Jia Zhang and Sha Zhu have always had trouble with him, but he would save them so generously. This shows that Xiao Lin Weiguo must be a great person in the future. The prime minister can hold a boat, so he is the one he is talking about.

If Lin Weiguo heard that they thought of him so much, he would definitely laugh out loud.

In this quadrangle full of beasts, be a good person? Be generous and save people?

Doesn’t that mean you have trouble with yourself?

I, Lin Weiguo, am not that generous or nice.

It's okay if you don't mess with me, but whoever messes with me!

I had clearly quarreled with Uncle No. 1 just now, and Mr. No. 1 apologized and asked for help. I also asked the deaf old lady and Mr. No. 1 to take the initiative to ask for their own pockets. Then, I was forced to drink a gourd of cold water with a stick. , Silly Zhu was even pissed on his face.

Is this a good person?

Of course, Lin Weiguo's method was too clever. He punished the beasts, got benefits, and even received praise.

They didn't even notice it!

And at this moment.

But everyone was still secretly praising Lin Weiguo.

The deaf old lady has matured with age.

Although his old eyes were a little dim, he still stared at Xiaolin Weiguo with a calm expression.

She felt that she could not see through this eight-year-old child more and more.

Although he is only eight years old, he always gives people the impression that he is strategizing and acting decisively and ruthlessly.

There are almost no opponents in this courtyard.

It’s better not to offend him in the future!

And Uncle Yi was also filled with emotions.

Just a moment ago, I had been completely defeated by Lin Weiguo. I didn't expect that in the blink of an eye, I would apologize to an eight-year-old child with my old face, and pay him to piss on a stupid pillar.

Tsk tsk!

In the past, even if I beat myself to death, I wouldn’t dare believe it, and I wouldn’t do it.

But I didn’t expect it!

However, fortunately, Shazhu was rescued.

Although Lin Weiguo had all kinds of bad things, he had saved Si Zhu at that moment.

There is no doubt about this.

From now on, this Lin Weiguo is really rare to mess with, so it’s best not to mess with Silly Zhu.

As long as you don't offend the other party, there won't be any trouble.

The uncle also stared at Lin Weiguo and muttered secretly.

This kid is really capable. Lao Yi was scolded so badly today, and he even licked his face to apologize and beg for help, and even gave money, while Silly Zhu and Jia Zhang had to be grateful after their faces were peed on.

High! Really high!

The second uncle planned in his mind that he would strengthen the relationship with Lin Weiguo in the future and at the same time make up for the past mistakes of ostracizing the Lin family.

From now on, for my position as the first uncle, I have to rely on him to help pull down Lao Yi while I climb up.

The third uncle, Yan Bugui, watched a farce.

In my heart, I was amused that Silly Zhu and Jia Zhang deserved it, and they even admired Xiao Lin Weiguo for his profound knowledge and clever methods.

You see, that guy drank a whole gourd of cold water in order to urinate, and Lin Weiguo, he directly pulled Silly Zhu to the toilet and made a fool of you.

Make a decision!

Lin Weiguo is really awesome.

From now on, I have to continue to curry favor with him and build a good relationship with him. .