Siheyuan: Fishing for All Things
Chapter 373
The next morning.
Lin Shaowen, who had nothing to do, was just about to go out to buy two buns when he heard a scream from the backyard.
"What's going on?"
Yi Zhonghai and others immediately got up and ran to the backyard.
Lin Shaowen also ran to watch the excitement.
Backyard.
Xu Damao's clothes were stripped off, and the whole person was tied tightly with hemp ropes and hung under the eaves, like a piece of bacon.
Not far away from him, the deaf old lady was sitting on the ground, screaming loudly.
"Ancestor, stop shouting."
Yi Zhonghai hurriedly went up to help her up.
Sha Zhu and Yan Jiefang and others looked at each other very tacitly, and then turned their heads away.
At this time, Xu Damao opened his eyes, and after seeing his situation, he roared again.
"Who the hell did this?"
"Hurry up and put the person down, you don't have the nerve to mess around like this." Yi Zhonghai said with a straight face.
"Hey."
Shazhu and Yan Jiecheng stepped forward immediately and untied the rope.
"Ouch."
Xu Damao, who was wrapped up like a cicada pupa, fell to the ground. Although his hands and feet were restricted, he was still struggling.
"He looks like a maggot." Liu Guangfu laughed.
"Hahaha!"
The whole yard burst into laughter.
Especially the young wives, who laughed so hard that they fell forward and backward.
"Why don't you untie him quickly? It's really nonsense. If someone sees him in the middle of the night, he will be scared to death."
Yan Bugui's tone was stern, but his eyes were full of smiles.
"What are you doing?"
Ran Jing came over with Ran Qiuye.
"Ran Jing, Teacher Ran... why are you here?"
Shazhu and Yan Jiecheng, who were untying Xu Damao, saw this and didn't care about Xu Damao anymore, and immediately came over happily.
"Ouch."
Xu Damao lost his balance and fell to the ground again, "Beasts, a bunch of beasts who forget their friends for the sake of beauty... Lao Lin, help me untie them quickly."
"Hey."
Lin Shaowen sighed and held the thread end and said, "When I pull it later, you start to turn yourself, don't get scratched by the rope..."
Don't say it, the way he tied people up was very professional. He didn't hurt Xu Damao, but he tied him up very tightly. He is a talent.
"Hey."
Hearing Xu Damao's response, Lin Shaowen began to pull the rope.
Xu Damao kept turning in circles, but as the rope became less and less, many people found something wrong.
"Ah."
Ran Jing and Ran Qiuye immediately covered their eyes.
"Fuck, Lao Xu, your pants were taken off?" Lin Shaowen exclaimed.
"Fuck."
Xu Damao immediately covered his lower body and ran towards home with his buttocks swaying.
But he never thought that some wicked person would lock his house.
He pulled the door frantically, but it didn't move at all.
"How about... let's go out first?" Lin Shaowen suggested.
He really didn't expect that the big and strong Xu Damao was actually a little earthworm.
This scene was really a bit eye-catching.
"No, Xu Damao can't open the door, we have to help him anyway, right?" Sha Zhu said hypocritically.
"Yes, uncle... Xu Damao is our neighbor after all."
Yan Jiecheng's tone was sincere, but his mouth was almost grinning to his ears.
"Ah, beast, beast..." Xu Damao said angrily.
"Okay, stop it." Yi Zhonghai said helplessly, "It's broad daylight... What's the matter? If the joint defense office is called, Xu Damao will have to go in."
"It's really immoral." Yan Bugui curled his lips.
"Old Lin, help me..."
Xu Damao squatted on the ground, tears falling from the corners of his eyes.
These beasts are so insulting.
Lin Shaowen, who was named, had no choice but to kick the door.
Xu Damao stood up immediately, but the lock on the door flew off and hit his second brother directly.
"Ah..."
Accompanied by a shrill scream, Xu Damao immediately knelt on the ground, holding his second brother and kicking his legs.
"This... should we send him to the hospital?" Sha Zhu gloated.
"But he is naked, he will be caught before he can walk halfway, right?" Yi Zhonghai said helplessly.
"Get a sheet to cover him." Liu Guangfu suggested.
"I... I won't go to the hospital."
Xu Damao's forehead was sweating, and he almost crawled into the house, but even so, he still didn't stop, his teeth were clattering, "Don't let me catch who it is, otherwise I will kill him..."
"Hahaha!"
The whole yard burst into laughter.
Ran Jing and Ran Qiuye glanced at Lin Shaowen with a reproachful look, and it was no wonder that Xu Damao and Sha Zhu hated him so much.
He was still drinking the day before, but he laughed so loudly today.
The yard.
"Ran Jing, what are you doing here?" Yan Jiecheng asked."Didn't we have a meal with you yesterday? Today we will treat you." Ran Jing said with a smile.
"That's a good relationship." Sha Zhu said happily, "After all, you are still a teacher, so polite."
"Then... let's go buy vegetables?" Ran Qiuye said softly.
"Don't worry, not today." Lin Shaowen waved his hand and said, "My wife is back today. If you want to eat, go to the backyard?"
"Old Lin, don't be so stingy." Xu Damao walked out of the backyard with a crab step, "Comrade Ran Jing and Teacher Ran are so sincere, we can't let them down, right?"
"That's right, Lin Shaowen, you are wrong." Sha Zhu also agreed.
"It's not this question..."
Lin Shaowen was about to explain when a fragrant breeze suddenly came.
"Hey, what is Shaowen doing here?"
Qin Jingru and Qin Huairu walked in arm in arm, followed by Qin Jianghe and Zhao Xiaohong carrying suitcases.
"Shao Wen, car keys." Qin Jianghe handed over the car keys and placed the box at his feet. "These are some local specialties that my father asked me to bring."
"Shall I take you back?" Lin Shaowen took the car keys.
"No, it's only a few steps away, we can take the bus ourselves." Qin Jianghe waved his hand.
"I'd better take you back. This is not close to the bus station." Lin Shaowen turned his head to Xu Damao and said, "Old Xu, this is really inappropriate... How about setting up a table in the backyard? You guys chat first, I'll take my brother back."
After that, he walked out the door.
Ran Jing and Ran Qiuye looked at each other and followed him.
When they saw a brand new jeep rushing away, they could put an egg in their mouths.
This guy actually has a car?
Compound.
"Qin Jingru, isn't it just borrowing your yard to cook a table of food? Don't be so stingy." Xu Damao smiled.
"What I say doesn't count. What right do you have to tell me?" Qin Jingru rolled her eyes.
"That's right. Lin Shaowen is the head of your family, and you can't make the decision." Sha Zhu raised his eyebrows.
"The man is not the head of the family. Do you want me, a woman, to make the decision? Wouldn't that be a big mess?" Qin Jingru sneered, "I like to be controlled by Shaowen. I don't like him controlling others. Humph..."
"Let's go back and ignore them."
Qin Huairu carried the box and pulled Qin Jingru towards the west courtyard.
Ran Qiuye looked at the backs of the two and frowned immediately.
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