Siheyuan: Fishing for All Things
Chapter 894
Late at night.
Lin Shaowen yawned, and Jin Yaner saw this and immediately prepared to turn off the light to go to bed. But suddenly Qin Huairu rushed in, and Jin Yaner immediately got into the quilt.
"Shaowen, it's bad, Xu Damao was thrown into the toilet."
"Fuck, so exciting?"
Lin Shaowen was surprised.
Xu Damao had offended Sha Zhu these days, and he was still thinking about how Sha Zhu would retaliate against him. He didn't expect that he would throw someone into the toilet. He is worthy of being the god of war in the courtyard.
"Stop it, go and see... the person is still unconscious." Qin Huairu said anxiously.
"Sister Qin, what does this Xu Damao have to do with us?" Jin Yaner said timidly.
"There is no relationship, but if Xu Damao dies, we will be so scared at night in the future." Qin Huairu said helplessly.
When Jia Dongxu died, she slept with Qin Jingru and others for a long time.
The courtyard.
As soon as Lin Shaowen approached, he was grabbed by Yan Fengyu.
"Lin Shaowen, hurry up and show Damao..."
"Let go."
Qin Jingru scolded, "Save him, why are you pulling and tugging?"
Swish!
Everyone looked at Yan Fengyu, and she let go of Lin Shaowen as if she had been electrocuted.
"Yan Fengyu, my aunt is right, it's not appropriate for you to do this." Yan Jiecheng pouted.
"That's right, we are all married, why are you pulling and tugging?" Liu Guangfu also echoed.
"Stop talking nonsense, you want to see Xu Damao die, right?" Yi Zhonghai said with a straight face, "Lin Shaowen, hurry up and take a look...Xu Damao was put in a sack and thrown into the toilet. If there was no rope hanging on him, he would have sunk."
Lin Shaowen glanced at Xu Damao lying on the door panel and sighed faintly. These people didn't know how to wash him. Fortunately, it was winter. If it was summer, what would happen.
He was not too worried. Over the years, Xu Damao had seen all kinds of battles. He didn't know how many times the toilet had fallen.
Sometimes he also wondered if the feng shui of this yard was really good, otherwise, after all the trouble, these people didn't lose their limbs.
"Lin Shaowen, how are you?" Yan Fengyu said anxiously.
"Nothing happened. He just fainted from shock."
Lin Shaowen chuckled, took out a silver needle and stabbed it into Xu Damao's thigh, then quickly dodged.
"Ah..."
Xu Damao screamed and jumped up immediately.
He looked around, found a place, and swung his right hand.
Bang!
A sticky mass hit Sha Zhu's face accurately, and then scattered everywhere. Liu Guangfu and Yan Jiecheng beside him also had a lot of it on their faces.
"Ah..."
Sha Zhu, Liu Guangfu and Yan Jiecheng screamed at the same time.
"Sha Zhu, I'll fucking kill you."
Xu Damao rushed forward.
Sha Zhu was in a panic and rushed into Yi Zhonghai's house in the middle courtyard.
But Xu Damao chased him relentlessly this time and threw him to the ground.
As the two wrestled, the feces on Xu Damao's body immediately scattered everywhere, making the house full of feces.
"Beast, why are you fighting in my house?" Auntie slapped her thigh anxiously.
"Lin Shaowen, go and get them away quickly."
Yi Zhonghai's eyes were red as he saw the two of them fighting and heading towards the bedroom.
If the quilts were soiled, what would they cover themselves with at night?
"Uncle, why don't you let Yi Xiaolong go?" Lin Shaowen said helplessly.
"Is he any use to you?" Yi Zhonghai glared.
"It's not a question of whether he is useful or not..."
Lin Shaowen was halfway through his words when he heard a scolding from the door.
"Stop it, all of you."
...
Everyone turned their heads and saw Captain Xing and Gu Huaiwei walking over with gloomy faces.
Especially Gu Huaiwei, with her hair draped and a big cotton jacket wrapped around her body, it was obvious that she was called out of bed.
Puff!
Lin Shaowen couldn't help laughing.
Gu Huaiwei couldn't help blushing and glared at him.
Seeing this, Qin Jingru stepped forward and took up Gu Huaiwei's hair, and tied her into a ponytail with the rubber band on her wrist.
"Thank you, Sister Jingru." Gu Huaiwei whispered.
"You're welcome." Qin Jingru shook her head and smiled, "This is how grassroots work is... Director Wang used to come to deal with things in the middle of the night, you will get used to it slowly."
"Yeah."
Gu Huaiwei thanked him and was about to go into the house to see the situation.
But Xu Damao and Sha Zhu had already walked out, and a strange smell spread, making her subconsciously step back a few steps.
"Godfather, wash your hands."
Liu Guangfu had already brought a basin of hot water over, with a towel draped over his shoulders.
"Thank you."
After Lin Shaowen washed his hands and dried them, he took out half a pack of cigarettes and stuffed them into his pocket..
"Thank you, godfather."
Liu Guangfu was overjoyed, while Yan Jiecheng and Yan Jiefang looked annoyed.
Damn it, why didn't they think of this?
"Why fight?" Captain Xing scolded.
"He put me in a sack and threw me into the toilet. Fight? It would be good if I didn't stab him to death." Xu Damao said angrily.
"Putting a sack in the toilet? Are you murdering me?" Captain Xing said angrily.
Putting a sack in the toilet is different from pushing it into the toilet. After all, if you throw it into the toilet, you can still struggle. If the sack sinks to the bottom, that person is finished.
"Fuck you, I didn't go out all night, why do you say it was me?" Sha Zhu pouted.
"Sha Zhu, you said you didn't go out at night, who can testify?" Captain Xing said seriously.
"When I go out, Jia Zhang and others can usually hear the noise... If you don't believe it, ask them." Sha Zhu said with a straight face.
"Don't ask me, I'm an old woman and I don't know why I went to bed early." Jia Zhang said hurriedly.
"We fell asleep too, so we didn't know about this."
Yi Xiaolong stood up hurriedly.
Qin Peiru wanted to say something, but he pulled her and she didn't say anything.
"Fuck you, are you asleep? I just heard you babbling." Sha Zhu sneered, "You stopped making noise when I was drinking water, why are you pretending?"
Puff!
Everyone couldn't help laughing.
"Sha Zhu, what the hell are you talking about?" Yi Xiaolong said with a red face.
"I just don't have a watch, otherwise I'll write down the time for you next time. It's useless to look at you big and strong." Sha Zhu said disdainfully.
"Silver-plated gun head?" Lin Shaowen said subconsciously.
"Hahaha."
The young people in the yard laughed like crazy.
The woman blushed and glared at Lin Shaowen.
What did this guy say about university professor? He was so outspoken.
"Ahem... Old Lin, we are investigating a case, be serious." Captain Xing tried to hold back his laughter.
"Go on..."
Lin Shaowen took out a cigarette and handed it to Captain Xing.
"Old Lin, give me one."
Xu Damao came over.
"Fuck."
Captain Xing and Lin Shaowen took a step back at the same time. The smell was a bit irritating.
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