Siheyuan: I Became A Classmate With A Stick, And The Jia Family Was Miserable

Su Ye's words almost drove Jia Zhang to death, without waiting for her to curse back, Su Ye used the bad luck charm he just got on her backhand, turned around and ran away.

Immediately, the more ugly words that Jia Zhang wanted to say did not have time to utter, and she almost suffocated her to death.

"Little bastard, you can run fast, you damn thing!"

Jia Zhang was walking back while cursing, but the bad luck charm had already taken effect, and before she could take two steps, her foot slipped instantly, and a dog gnawed at the mud and ate a mouthful of dirt.

This blow hit Jia Zhang hard, her nose was bruised and her face was swollen, and she cried out in pain.

"The guy who gave birth to a son without a butthole poured water here, causing me to fall?"

"If you let me know who did it, I will blackmail you to death!"

Jia Zhang cursed loudly, so loudly that even the neighbors in the courtyard heard it.

But no one wants to touch her brow, after all, this old guy is notorious for being unreasonable, and it's hard to tell if he's going to be blackmailed.

After cursing for a long time, no one paid any attention to her, Jia Zhang also got up feeling bored, and rubbed her sore waist from the fall, but fortunately it was nothing serious.

"Grandma, grandma is going out to buy some seasonings. You can play alone at home for a while. Let's make a delicious meal at noon. I'm going to piss off these heartless guys!"

"Grandma, don't worry, don't worry about me!"

Hearing what Banggen said, Jiazhang was stunned, what do you mean, don't worry, this child!

But she didn't take it to heart, knowing that stick stem didn't mean that, she twisted her bucket's thick waist and prepared to go out.

As a result, as soon as he went out, Jia Zhang's feces came up, so he hurried to the dry toilet in the courtyard to use the toilet.

Sticky is bored playing alone, and was frightened by Su Ye just now, and now he is not in the mood.

When I was really about to go back to the house, I suddenly saw a figure holding his stomach and running out in a hurry.

"Su Ye?"

"This guy is in a hurry, shouldn't he have diarrhea?"

Stick now hates Su Ye so much, he should take it to heart.

Didn't this Su Ye go to the toilet? I happened to have firecrackers in my hand, and when he was going to the toilet, I threw a few firecrackers into the toilet, blowing up his shit, wouldn't it be revenge immediately!

Thinking of this, Bang Geng was so excited that he could not help himself, he finally found a chance to take revenge, and he did it without anyone noticing it.

Picking up the firecrackers, the sticks rushed out, lit the firecrackers and threw them into the dry toilet in the courtyard.

In fact, Su Ye wasn't in the toilet at all, and what he did just now was just for the sake of cheating on the stick and Jia Zhang.

I didn't expect that the stick was really hooked. If Jia Zhang in the toilet knew that she was blown up all over with firecrackers by her good grandson, she didn't know how she would feel.

As soon as Jia Zhang squatted down in the toilet, he saw a firecracker falling from the sky and falling in front of him.

With a bang, Jia Zhang was directly drenched in feces!

However, it wasn't over yet. Immediately afterwards, several firecrackers were thrown in, and there was a sound of excitement outside the toilet.

"Damn Su Ye, it would be strange if I didn't blow you up!"

"Let you bully me, let you taste the taste of being bombed today!"

You can be sure that Su Ye is in this toilet. At this time, there is no one in the courtyard, and there is movement in the toilet. If it is not Su Ye, who is it?

Thinking of Su Ye's body covered in shit, the stick was so excited that he threw it even more vigorously.

"That goddamn dog thing is throwing firecrackers outside, goddamn dog thing!"

Jiazhang screamed and opened her mouth to curse, but before she could swear, an indescribable thing flew into his mouth, which immediately made Jiazhang's disgusting tears flow out.

Unable to open his mouth, he could only groan and scream, so the stick that threw firecrackers outside became even more excited.

He took Jia Zhang's family as Su Ye, and threw firecrackers in various ways, intending to give Su Ye a hard time.

"Let's see if you still dare to bully me in the future, today you must be full of shit, Chad!"

At this time, everyone in the courtyard came back.

The steel mill is going to be renovated today, so we only need to work for half a day.

Seeing the crowd coming back, Bang Geng resolutely stopped, not daring to continue throwing firecrackers, and sneaked to other places to continue playing.

After all, if everyone sees him throwing firecrackers into the toilet, Su Ye will definitely not let him go when he comes out, and if he can't beat Su Ye, then he will be the one who will suffer.

Anyway, Su Ye has already been bombed to the point that he still doesn't know who did it. If he refuses to admit it, what can Su Ye do?

Jia Zhang, who was covered in shit, finally calmed down, but she also felt even more uncomfortable.

She was bombed half to death, and still smelled like feces, how could she get out?

And even if you don't go out, if someone comes to the toilet later and sees her like this, will she still be alive?

Although Jia Zhang is too old and shameless, going out with a head of shit is still beyond her psychological tolerance.

"What to do, why are these damned guys coming back at this time, what a shame!"

"If you let me know which bastard did it, I will kill him!"

Just when Jia Zhang was hesitating what to do, a sudden exclamation came.

"It's terrible, Jia's house is on fire, everyone hurry up to put out the fire!"

"Who set off firecrackers here to light up the house, which family's children, isn't this purely looking for trouble!"

Jia Zhang was shocked suddenly, his house was blown up by firecrackers?

"No, Dongxu is still in the room!"

Jiazhang suddenly panicked, her son was paralyzed on the bed, if the house at home caught fire, how could his son escape?

So Jia Zhang didn't care so much, and rushed out, crying while running.

Immediately, a stench wafted away, stunned all the neighbors fighting the fire, and they all felt disgusted.

At this moment, Jia Zhang's body was covered in feces, and when he opened his mouth, there was a stench, and everyone avoided him.

When Bang Jian saw Jia Zhang's face and ran out of the toilet, he was dumbfounded.

"What's going on here, shouldn't it be Su Ye inside, why did grandma run out of it?"

"Could it be grandma who threw the firecrackers just now?"

Bang Geng panicked instantly, if Jia Zhang knows that he did it, why not beat him to death?

But then he settled down, and he didn't make a sound just now, no one should know that he did it, as long as he didn't tell, grandma would definitely not know.

The most urgent task now is to quickly put out the fire in his house. With a guilty conscience, he dare not go to Jia Zhang's side.

What's more, Jia Zhang's current body smell is disgusting, and he doesn't want to be fainted by the smoke.

"Hurry up and put out the fire, watch what I do, my Dongxu is still inside, if something happens, I will never end with you!"

At this time, Jia Zhang also broke the pot, pinched his waist with his hands, completely disregarding other people's faces, and loudly directed everyone to put out the fire.

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