Siheyuan: I just want to wait until the end of the play

Noon, second floor of the cafeteria.

Elegant room.

"I, Xu Damao, have been lucky enough to drink at the same table with all the leaders."

"I, Xu Damao, propose a toast. The old rules are: one big, three small, two, five, ten."

Leader: "How come there are one big and three small, two, five and ten?"

Xu Damao: "This is big, that is, our leaders are big. What is leadership? The leader is God, that is the God of our factory. If a big man drinks one cup, then a small person like me has to drink three cups."

Leader: "What if I want three drinks?"

Xu Damao: "If three threes meet nine, I will have nine cups!"

…

"Cold...cold..."

In the evening, Xu Damao woke up from his drunken state and felt his lower body was chilly.

When I opened my eyes, I was confused.

Where are the pants?

Why am I naked?

Xu Damao found himself tied to a chair in the cafeteria, with Silly Zhu sleeping soundly next to him.

"Silly pillar! Silly pillar!"

Xu Damao shouted.

Silly Zhu gave him a confused look.

"Silly Zhu, untie me quickly!"

"Call Grandpa."

"I'm telling you, Silly Zhu, please untie me immediately, or I'll sue you in the factory. Do you believe me?"

"Call Grandpa."

"Brother Zhu, Uncle Zhu..."

"Call Grandpa!"

"Grandpa...Grandpa."

"Hey, dear grandson, grandpa will let you loose."

"Where are my pants?"

Xu Damao found that he had no pants.

Silly Zhu scared him, saying that he molested women while drunk and almost committed rape.

Xu Damao was drunk and had no idea whether it was true or false, so he could only admit his failure.

Then he was played with by Silly Zhu.

Xu Damao cursed and ran out of the cafeteria and went home.

Silly Zhu looked at Xu Damao's back and proudly picked up a piece of underwear from under the stove...

…

At the same time, the factory was closed.

Li Qiao quietly entered the escort office.

He came to express his gratitude.

Without the escort in the morning, he would not have been able to defeat Fei Ge.

The guard captain warmly received him and answered his questions.

"Little dragon and big dragon, bring me the discus!"

The captain held a cigarette in his mouth and said.

After a while, the little dragon and the big dragon came in each holding a discus.

"Weigh it yourself."

The captain said to Li Qiao with a mysterious face.

Li Qiao picked up two discus respectively.

"One true and one false?"

Li Qiao was surprised.

Two discus discs with the same "10 kg" weight are completely different.

"That's right, Brother Qiao, this fake one is made of plastic and looks exactly the same as the real one. Outsiders will never be able to tell the difference unless they get their hands on it."

Dalong said with a smile.

"So you used the fake discus to help me get through."

"It's not all fake. The first and last pieces are both real."

"Haha, so I actually only lifted a discus weighing 21 kilograms, but I defeated Brother Fei who lifted a discus weighing 185 kilograms?"

"Brother Qiao, I didn't discuss this matter with you. You won't blame us for making arbitrary decisions, right?"

"What the hell! I, Li Qiao, have been able to pass this level. I can't thank you enough before it's too late!"

While talking, Li Qiao took out five packs of Dahongmen, three bottles of sorghum wine, and a bottle of sweet rice wine, and placed them on the table.

The big dragon, the little dragon, and the guard captain were all shocked when they saw these things.

In this era, supplies are in short supply.

Although they knew that Li Qiao was generous, they never thought that he could take out so many things at once.

Li Qiao left the gift and left the escort office.

…

On the way home.

Li Qiao found a familiar figure wandering at the entrance of the alley ahead.

"Isn't this allowed Damao?"

Li Qiao muttered in his heart, why doesn't this guy enter the courtyard?

Looking closer, Xu Damao was frowning, muttering in a low voice: "Pants... pants..."

Looking at him standing in the cold wind with his legs clasped and shivering, Li Qiao understood that he must have lost his pants and didn't know how to explain to his wife, so he didn't dare to go back.

"Could it be the plot of the Da Mao fragment in the TV series?"

Li Qiao remembered the plot on TV.

After Xu Damao was cut off, he was tied up in the cafeteria and teased by Silly Zhu. They also threatened Xu Damao that he was molesting women and hid his underpants.

Xu Damao lost his pants and was scratched by Lou Xiao'e when he came home. For this reason, the courtyard held a special meeting to denounce Xu Damao's style.

However, all of this was actually made up by Shazhu to take revenge on Xu Damao.

"Since I know the plot, why don't I sabotage Silly Zhu's plan and take advantage of Xu Damao? Anyway, these two guys hate me to the core!"

Li Qiao thought so and walked forward.

"Xu Damao, what are you doing here?"

Li Qiao patted Xu Damao on the shoulder.

Xu Damao was thinking about how to make up lies to deceive his wife when he didn't notice someone behind him and was suddenly frightened.

"Li Qiao, you scared me to death."

Xu Damao patted his chest, and then said angrily, "You gave me a chicken, but I still remember it! What do you want to do?"

"Xu Damao, it's such a cold day, why don't you go home and stand outside?"

"You don't care about me! I'm standing outside drinking from the northwest wind, do you care about it?"

Li Qiao smiled and circled around him, and then suddenly said: "Are you afraid to go home after losing your pants?"

Xu Damao's eyes suddenly widened: "How do you know?"

Li Qiao chuckled: "What do you think?"

Xu Damao immediately thought of Sha Zhu: "Did Sha Zhu tell you?"

Li Qiao was noncommittal and continued to remain mysterious: "Do you want to get your underwear back?"

"You know where my pants are?"

"Just tell me whether you want it or not?"

"I want it! I want it so much. You don't know that my mother-in-law..."

"If you think about it, show some sincerity."

Xu Damao hesitated: "You don't want money, do you?"

"Um."

"If I have money, I'll buy some new pants myself!"

"Go ahead! Can you hide your new underpants from your mother-in-law? Haha, just wait for her to cause trouble!"

One sentence immediately made Xu Damao wilt.

It's not like he hasn't thought about spending money to buy new pants, but he's afraid that if he can't hide it, it will cause even more trouble.

Women are unreasonable in this regard.

"Qiao...Brother Qiao, you see, we have been neighbors for many years, why are we in such a quarrel?"

"Don't wear it, please give me the money and I'll tell you where your pants are."

Xu Damao gritted his teeth and took out a dollar from his pocket: "Brother Qiao, look..."

"Sending beggars away?" Li Qiao rolled his eyes.

Xu Damao had no choice but to take out another dollar.

After thinking about it, he reluctantly added another piece: "Brother Qiao, three pieces, that's all I have."

Li Qiao didn't think it was too little. He took the money, put it in his pocket, hooked his hands and said, "Come here and I'll tell you where your pants are."

Xu Damao approached Li Qiao, and Li Qiao whispered a few words in his ear

"Okay, as expected, it's this bitch, Silly Zhu, who is trying to trick me!"

After hearing Li Qiao's words, Xu Damao suddenly became furious, "I'll go find Silly Zhu!"

After saying that, he ran towards the factory cafeteria.

Li Qiao shouted from behind: "Hurry up, if you're late, I'll burn your pants!"

When Xu Damao heard this, he ran faster.

Li Qiao looked at his back and felt happy.

"I cheated Xu Damao, now it's Silly Zhu's turn!"

Li Qiao was thinking in his mind.

"Silly Zhu, Silly Zhu, do you think I have forgotten your bad attitude towards me in the cafeteria that day?"

It’s not that I won’t report it, it’s that the time has not yet come.

When the time comes, everything will be paid off.

snort!