Siheyuan: I just want to wait until the end of the play

When the third uncle saw that Li Qiao was so stubborn, he stopped asking him.

Turning to look at Silly Zhu: "Sinzhu, what about you? Where did your chicken come from?"

Silly Zhu had a generous attitude: "I bought it, where else could it come from? It can't be the third uncle who gave it to me, right?"

"Silly Zhu, be serious!"

The third uncle slapped the table, "Let me ask you, where did you buy it? Dongdan Vegetable Market or Chaoyang Vegetable Market?"

Silly Zhu said without thinking: "Chaoyang Vegetable Market."

Upon hearing this answer, Qin Huairu's head suddenly became filled with black lines.

She knew that Silly Zhu had been fooled.

At this moment, the second uncle intervened and said: "Third uncle, now I'm asking Li Qiao about the chicken theft case. Why do you keep holding on to the fool? Although Li Qiao can provide the bill, it can't prove his innocence.

He bought one yesterday and stole one today, but the purchase time was not shown on the receipt!"

Li Qiao: "..."

Xu Damao quickly agreed: "That's right! I suspected that the chicken he was stewing in the pot was just my old hen! Other chickens are not as fat and don't have as much oil!"

Li Qiao: "..."

"Li Qiao, tell me, did you steal it?"

The second uncle was very angry and shouted sharply.

He looked majestic and oppressive.

If there were some more BGM, it would be like a court trial.

And Li Qiao was the "trembling" prisoner on trial.

What an old official fan!

Li Qiao sighed secretly.

It's a pity that Li Qiao won't let him get his wish.

Li Qiao was originally a little afraid of society and did not dare to speak boldly, but when he saw the current situation.

Are you afraid of society? Damn, get out of here!

Wait until I kill these people who wronged me!

"Second uncle, this is too much!"

Li Qiao met the second uncle's gaze without any fear, "You want to favor Silly Zhu, so you don't need to push me out of the tank, right? The third uncle has already asked about the flaw just now, why are you interfering with me?"

The third uncle immediately said: "That's right! Silly Zhu said he bought the chicken at Chaoyang Vegetable Market, but Chaoyang Vegetable Market is at least four to fifty minutes' drive from our place, plus the time for buying chickens and slaughtering chickens, Silly Zhu

, when did you get off work?"

When Silhu saw Qin Huairu roll her eyes, she already realized that she had said the wrong thing.

He and Qin Huairu looked at each other, and both saw worry in each other's eyes.

Silly Zhu looked around, pursed his lips, and said nothing.

He secretly glanced at Qin Huairu again and found that she was looking at him with pitiful eyes, as if she was begging him.

That pitiful look suddenly reached the depths of Shazhu's heart.

Xu Damao gloated and jumped out and said, "Okay, Silly Zhu, it turns out it's really you!"

At this time, the second uncle spoke again: "Maybe, there is another possibility. What is stewed in the silly column pot is not Xu Damao's chicken."

Everyone looked at him in confusion.

The second uncle explained: "As we all know, Silly Zhu is the chef in the staff canteen of our steel rolling mill. Maybe he brought this chicken back from the canteen."

As soon as these words came out, everyone was in an uproar.

Silly Zhu became anxious: "Hey, hey, second uncle, what are you talking about? Who brought the chicken back from the cafeteria! Stealing a chicken from Xu Damao is nothing, but stealing a chicken from the factory is stealing public property. Good guy,

Then instead of holding a meeting here, we will hold a factory-wide criticism meeting!"

The third uncle took the opportunity to add insult to injury: "It depends on what you say, Silly Zhu, you bring a net bag with you to get off work every day. What is the lunch box in the net bag?"

Seeing that the development of the situation was a bit out of control, the first man had to express his position:

"Okay, don't talk about anything else. Things in the factory are under the control of the factory, and things in the courtyard are under the jurisdiction of the courtyard. Don't mix them up."

The first man made the final decision, and everyone stopped talking.

"He Yuzhu, did you steal Xu Damao's chicken?"

The old man's tone was very serious.

Silly Zhu raised his head and looked at him, but hesitated to speak.

Then he turned to look at Qin Huairu.

Qin Huairu was looking at Shazhu with a begging look on his face, which made Shazhu feel unbearable.

"Even so."

Silly Zhu gave an ambiguous answer.

In fact, he knew in his heart that the person who stole the chicken was Banggan, but because of Qin Huairu's face, he had to take the blame.

Qin Huairu breathed a sigh of relief.

But everyone is obviously not satisfied with this answer.

So the neighbors talked a lot.

Xu Damao stared at him with anger in his eyes.

In order to calm down the public anger, the first man asked on behalf of everyone: "What does it mean to be right? If it is, it is, if it is not, it is not. Will people still wrongly accuse you?"

Second uncle: "Tell me, is it you?"

Third uncle: "Don't add modifying words in front of it."

Qin Huairu looked at Si Zhu with anxiety, fearing that he would regret it.

The first man is still making his last efforts to exonerate Si Zhu, but unfortunately, Si Zhu cannot appreciate it.

Silly Zhu closed his eyes and gritted his teeth and said, "Yes."

Second uncle: "What is it?"

Silly Zhu: "I stole it."

When Qin Huairu heard this, she was completely relieved. Her tense body slowly relaxed, her head retracted, and she lowered her head slowly, with the corners of her lips slightly hooked.

She knew that her son Banggeng was innocent.

The third uncle asked: "When was it stolen?"

Silly Zhu rolled his eyes and looked indifferent: "Last night, at midnight, at two o'clock, I had a little bit of fun with Zhou."

The neighbors were amused and laughed.

Xu Damao and Lou Xiao'e also laughed.

The second uncle said: "Listen, listen, there is a thief in our courtyard, a big thief! Can you tell me what to do?"

Everyone looked at each other without saying a word, looking at the three uncles.

Seeing that things were getting worse, the first man said pointedly: "He Yuzhu, have you had some conflicts with Xu Damao recently?"

Silly Zhu didn't react at first, and was stunned for a moment, but soon came to his senses.

So he raised his head and puffed out his chest.

He shouted loudly: "Yes, Xu Damao ran to our cafeteria and told our leader that Qin Huairu and I had an improper relationship. Qin Huairu, is this the case?"

He turned around and asked Qin Huairu.

Qin Huairu was so smart. He reacted very quickly and immediately answered: "Yes, Master, this Xu Damao is always full of shit. Shouldn't we talk about this?"

Lou Xiao'e hit Xu Damao hard: "Did you really say that?"

Xu Damao was also confused and hesitated: "I...I drank too much. How do I know what I said?"

Seeing this, the first man hurriedly said: "Everyone has heard that He Yuzhu's stealing of the chicken cannot be regarded as moral misconduct. At most, it can be regarded as seeking revenge. After all, Xu Damao was at fault first. Do you think that is right?"

Seeing the opportunity, Qin Huairu immediately responded loudly: "Yes!"

The neighbors followed suit.

Silly Zhu rolled his eyes at Xu Damao.

Xu Damao snorted, very unhappy.

The first uncle made the final summary: "Okay, the matter has been clarified. I hope this is the first and last time. Everyone should take this as a warning. Second uncle, third uncle, should we stop here for this meeting?"

"

When Xu Damao heard this, he quickly said: "Master, this is not possible. Did he eat my chicken in vain?"

The second uncle asked: "How do you plan to let him compensate you?"

Lou Xiao'e said bluntly: "Two dollars."

As he spoke, he gestured with his fingers.

Xu Damao quickly grabbed her: "Go, go, two yuan is not enough, I'm an old hen!"

Silly Zhu said: "Old hens are also chickens, and one dollar is enough in the market."

The third uncle said: "Silly Zhu, you can't say that. Maybe the old hen was left to lay eggs, so the punishment should be doubled."

Xu Damao quickly said: "The third uncle is right. My old hen is just for laying eggs. Calculating seven eggs in ten days, I plan to keep it for a year until my wife is pregnant and confinement."

Silly Zhu laughed and said: "Come on, you are still in confinement and you are still laying eggs? Can your wife lay eggs? How many years have you been married and there is no movement at all? She would have laid eggs sooner."

These words made the neighbors burst into laughter, and Qin Huairu pursed her lips in joy.

Xu Damao and Lou Xiao'e were so angry that their faces turned red.

Xu Damao said: "Silly Zhu, you insult my character."

Lou Xiao'e cursed: "Silly Zhu, bastard!"

Silly Zhu was happy: "Don't mention the egg thing, ah."

Xu Damao couldn't help but could only ask for help: "You three gentlemen, please comment."

The third uncle said: "You take Si Zhu's chicken back and ask him to pay you five yuan, then the matter is settled. First uncle, second uncle, what do you think?"

The first man was already annoyed and nodded: "That's it, let's break up the meeting!"

Silly Zhu, Qin Huairu is unwilling.

Xu Damao was very proud.

"Wait!"

A voice suddenly sounded.

Let everyone's attention focus on one person again.