Siheyuan: I just want to wait until the end of the play

Steel rolling mill.

hall.

The usually deserted factory area suddenly became lively today.

Workers walked in in twos and threes, holding their own "babies" with excitement on their faces.

Thousands of people have already entered the auditorium.

Dalong and Xiaolong arranged for personnel to check identities at the door, allowing only workers with "babies" to enter, while accompanying family members waited outside to prevent too many people from entering and causing accidents.

With the factory guard presiding over the meeting, the auditorium was in good order.

Everyone who entered found a seat and sat down, waiting for the official meeting to begin at three o'clock.

…

Three o'clock in the afternoon.

More than two thousand people have entered the auditorium.

All seats are occupied.

There were thousands of employees' family members outside who wanted to come in, but they were all stopped by the escort.

"Okay! Our treasure appraisal conference starts on time." Niu Xiaowei walked up to the main stage, turned on the loudspeaker and said, "I will invite three treasure appraisal experts below."

After finishing speaking, three gray-haired old men walked out from the backstage, looking calm and unhurried.

Wait for the experts to take their seats.

Niu Xiaowei: "According to the order of registration, Treasure Master No. 1 is invited to come on stage, Treasure Master No. 2 is waiting, and Treasure Master No. 3 is ready."

Soon, the first treasure holder ran up to the stage excitedly and said happily: "Expert, expert, my chamber pot was used by the Empress Dowager Cixi. You can try it for me, oh no, take a look."

His words caused a roar of laughter from the crowd below.

Niu Xiaowei laughed and said: "Everyone must speak in a civilized manner. Don't make such jokes and disrespect the experts."

The three experts were unfazed.

One of them took the chamber pot, looked at it carefully, put it under his nose and smelled it, and the second one took it.

The second one took it over, knocked it, and handed it to the third one.

The third one put the chamber pot on the table, pointed to the bottom, and asked the treasurer: "Do you know these words?"

The Treasure Master came forward and read each word one by one: "Yi, Fang, Wu, Zao, Zhuan, Chu, Zhu, Kou, what do you mean, expert?"

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The audience was also at a loss as no one understood what the words carved on the bottom of the pot meant.

"This is an antique product. The correct way to pronounce these eight characters is: Yiwu imitation, focusing on export. Do you understand?"

The expert pointed to the bottom of the pot and said.

The audience was suddenly in an uproar.

“Yiwu imitation?”

"Do you need to say this? It's definitely a fake!"

"Oh my god, how can this involve the Empress Dowager Cixi?"

"Can Empress Dowager Cixi use Yiwu chamber pot?"

"Hahaha, this treasure master is uneducated!"

"The antique base is really hard to recognize. Without any cultural heritage, I really don't know what it is engraved on."

On the stage, the treasure master took the chamber pot and stepped down in a gray state.

Niu Xiaowei: "Okay, the first treasure owner is very brave. Everyone applauds and bids farewell."

There was a round of applause from the audience.

No matter what, being on stage is a kind of courage.

Although the things are a bit outrageous, the workers can forgive me.

"Please invite Treasure Master No. 2 to come on stage."

"Expert, this pillow of mine was used by Li Lianying..."

"No, this pillow is for your wife. Look, there's 'Xiaofang, I love you, I want to have a baby with you' engraved on the inside!"

"Expert, how did you know that my wife's name is Xiaofang?"

"It's engraved on it!"

"Expert, how are you sure this is not Li Lianying's?"

"Because Li Lianying can't have children."

"..."

"I would like to invite the third treasure master."

"Expert, this spittoon was used by Li Hongzhang..."

"wrong."

"Why?"

"Did you see the words 'Serve the People' on this?"

"I saw it, why?"

"Because...Li Hongzhang cannot afford these words."

"..."

"Invite No. 4!"

"Expert, this big sword of mine was used by Wang Wu..."

"Wang Mazi is clearly engraved on it!"

"Wang Wu is not Wang Mazi?"

"no!"

"..."

"Treasure Master No. 5!"

"Expert, this piece of iron was left behind by the Boxers who fought against foreign devils..."

"wrong!"

"Why?"

"Because this is what your rolling mill produces."

"No, it's obviously..."

"Come on, guards, drag him down and ask how many products he has stolen from the factory."

"..."

"Number six!"

"Expert, this piece of white cloth was used by He Shen to hang himself..."

"Don't look at it, it's fake."

"Why?"

"This is polyester, He Shen can't afford it!"

"..."

"Number seven!"

"Expert, the piece of wood on my crooked neck was hanged by Emperor Chongzhen..."

"wrong!"

"Why?"

“We don’t have kapok trees in Sijiu City!”

"Why not?"

"Because...it can't survive."

"..."

"Number eight!"

"Expert, this is the tobacco pouch used by Ji Xiaolan..."

“Reliable.”

"real?"

"Fake."

"Why?"

"Because Ji Xiaolan's smoking bag is a fabrication."

"..."

…

The appraisal on the stage continues.

There was a lot of laughter in the audience, and everyone had learned a lot about all kinds of outrageous things.

The three experts were not impatient and carefully appraised the "treasures" they brought.

Not all "babys" are fake.

Rather, most of the "treasures" brought by the workers are fake.

This is common for people who are new to the antique market.

"Factory director, factory director, I apply to join the team!"

At this moment, Xu Damao suddenly carried a bag and said loudly.

Everyone looked at him.

Niu Xiaowei said: "Master Xu, everyone is queuing up according to their numbers. You... don't seem to be queuing up your numbers yet?"

Xu Damao: "Director, Director, that's what happened. This baby of mine has a time limit. After the time limit, it will be broken, so I have to get it appraised quickly."

Niu Xiaowei looked at his package and asked everyone: "Do you agree with him jumping in line?"

Everyone said: "Put it in, plug it in, let's see what he wants to identify!"

Xu Damao is usually very popular in the factory and is very lively. In addition to his status as a movie projectionist, almost everyone in the factory knows him, so they are willing to give him face.

"Thank you, thank you, thank you all!" Xu Damao happily ran onto the stage and said, "I will show you a free movie later!"

Everyone in the audience laughed.

Xu Damao carefully placed the package on the table in front of the expert.

The three experts looked at him seriously.

He opened a piece of black cloth wrapped outside, revealing the true face of "Baby".

"Hiss, what is this?"

"I don't know, it's crystal clear!"

"Hey, it looks like a glass product!"

"It's fake at first glance! No treasure is made of glass!"

"Yes, yes, this is too fake!"

"Xu Damao is going to be embarrassed now!"

"Hey, look, he seems to have taken something out of it!"

In the audience, everyone was talking a lot.

They all felt that the "baby" brought by Xu Damao was fake.

On the stage, three experts watched Xu Damao move an ice lump out of a glass jar, and couldn't help but look shocked.

"Three experts, please raise your eyes!"

Xu Damao put the ice lump in front of the expert and said with a smile.

The crystal-clear ice cubes are filled with chilly air and dripping water along the table...