Siheyuan: I just want to wait until the end of the play

"Sinzhu robbed me and refused to call the police. Second uncle stole from me and refused to call the police. I would like to ask, is our compound a place outside the law?"

Li Qiao asked.

The first and third uncles looked embarrassed.

At this time, the second aunt suddenly did something amazing.

I saw her crying, climbing up the ladder and climbing towards the roof of Li Qiao's house.

"Second aunt, what are you doing? Come down quickly!"

People were shouting below.

"I can't live anymore! I can't live anymore!"

The second aunt stood by the eaves, crying and shouting.

"Come down quickly! What's the point of making such a fuss?"

The old man said.

"If I can't survive, I'll jump out of here!"

The second aunt pointed down.

Everyone was immediately in a hurry, some were persuading, some were pulling, and some were holding quilts ready to receive them.

Xu Damao brought a shovel and waited excitedly.

Li Qiao asked: "What are you doing?"

Xu Damao waved the shovel: "What else can we do? I'll shovel the corpse later! Can anyone survive the jump?"

Li Qiao patted him on the shoulder and laughed.

Everyone's eyes shot towards them like awls.

Lou Xiao'e hammered Xu Damao hard: "I'm going to die, what nonsense are you talking about!"

Xu Damao looked innocent: "What do you mean by nonsense? I was also wrong in shoveling corpses!"

After saying that, he shouted to the second aunt: "Second aunt, jump over here for a moment. There is no dog shit here. If you jump on the dog shit and break it into a puddle, I will shovel all the dog shit for you."

Don’t blame me then!”

Lou Xiao'e chased Xu Damao and beat her: "I didn't let you say it, but you still said it, and you still said it!"

Xu Damao shouted as he ran: "It's unreasonable. I helped and got beaten. You stinky bitch is really nothing!"

With this commotion, the scene no longer had the atmosphere of jumping off a building.

The second aunt stood on the eaves, stunned.

She was thinking, if she jumped, would she really break into a puddle?

She looked down and saw there was quite a bit of dog poop.

If this is a pile of shovels, I'm afraid it's a bit awkward, right?

I'm afraid the Lord of Hell would also dislike it, right?

Her feet moved to the side unconsciously.

"Okay, okay, stop acting, come down!"

Li Qiao couldn't stand it anymore.

This kind of drama is not interesting at all. It is better to go back to the house and sleep!

The uncle frowned: "How can this be acting..."

"Then let her dance! Dance now!"

Li Qiao interrupted the first man and said.

The old man suddenly didn’t know what to say.

This guy doesn't follow the routine, it's unexpected!

Third uncle: "Okay, Li Qiao is right, stop acting! Come down!"

Then he turned to Li Qiao and said, "Stop pretending. If you wanted to call the police, you would have run away! If you have any conditions, just raise them! It's so late at night, do you really think the public will bother with such a thing? There is a high probability that it will end in the end."

It is better to leave it to the community for mediation, which will take longer. It is better for us to solve it on the spot now and go back to the house to sleep!"

Li Qiao's eyes lit up, hey, I didn't expect that the third uncle is a sensible person.

Xu Damao: "Boy from the Li family, what the third uncle said makes sense. You can't do whatever you want with the government, otherwise I would have sent Silly Zhu to prison 800 times ago. If you ask me, you can ask the second uncle to pay you, pay the money."

It's more uncomfortable than killing him..."

Silly Zhu: "Hey, Xu Damao, you are talking about the train again, right? What do you mean by sending me in eight hundred times? Can you send me in?"

Xu Damao: "Listen, how arrogant! I also want to send him in, but the government won't listen to me!"

Li Qiao yawned and said, "I'm sleepy too and want to go to bed early."

The third uncle hurriedly borrowed the donkey from the slope and said: "Everyone is sleepy too, right? Okay, let's hurry up and solve the problem. Second aunt, come down quickly, it's very dangerous up there! Second uncle, please stop kneeling. How should we solve the problem? Follow

Li Qiao please discuss it carefully!"

When the elder saw this situation, he knew that there was room for improvement.

The second uncle raised his head and said to Li Qiao: "I am willing to double the compensation!"

Li Qiao waved his hand and said, "Let's see what they stole first!"

The first man quickly said to Silly Zhu: "Go up and take off what they hooked!"

"good!"

Silly Zhu climbed up the ladder and quickly took off the things on the hook.

"It's quite heavy! What's inside?"

Silly Zhu asked as he came down.

Get to the ground, put it down and take a look.

Qin Huairu: "Aren't these the melon seeds and peanuts that the second uncle bought?"

Xu Damao: "Yes, didn't you say it was all moldy?"

Lou Xiao'e: "Why did the second uncle steal this thing?"

The second uncle and Ge Li were also confused.

When the two of them looked at these things, their minds were a little confused.

They obviously stole sweet rice wine? How could it become these things?

"Who said it was moldy?"

Li Qiao walked over and said seriously, "There are obviously good things in here. If you don't believe me, I'll show it to you!"

With that said, he opened the first bag and reached in to grab it.

"Look, there are melon seeds inside!"

While talking, Li Qiao grabbed a handful of melon seeds from inside.

There are no moldy seeds at all!

Show it to everyone.

Everyone was confused.

Qin Huairu pinched a few melon seeds and tasted them doubtfully, and then said: "Good melon seeds, really good melon seeds!"

At this time, Li Qiao opened the second bag: "Look, here are peanuts!"

As he spoke, he held a handful of peanuts in his hand and showed them to everyone.

Silly Zhu tasted a few peanuts and nodded: "It's delicious, even better than before!"

Everyone immediately stepped forward to fight for it.

Li Qiao opened the third bag: "This is candy!"

When he finished speaking, he held a handful of candies in his hand.

And it’s also a rare fruit candy.

Everyone robbed them all.

Then there were walnuts, raisins, broad beans, green beans, and a lot of them, all of which were caught by Li Qiao.

Everyone had a great time eating.

Even the first and third uncles ate it and praised it full of praise.

The first uncle: "It seems we have wronged Li Qiao before!"

Third uncle: "Yes, it's probably the second uncle and Ge Li who are causing trouble!"

The second uncle and Ge Li buried their heads low, not daring to look directly at the crowd.

Li Qiao: "Second uncle, I don't care if you wronged me, but you still want to steal these things back! You really don't want to suffer any loss! Have you forgotten that I bought this for seventy-five yuan?"

Third uncle: "Yes, seventy-five yuan. Li Qiao paid three times the compensation for this!"

The first man: "Li Qiao, if you have any requests now, just ask."

Li Qiao: "I'm not asking too much. I gave him three times the compensation at the beginning, and now he has to pay me three times as well!"

The first man: "Three times seventy-five?"

Third uncle: "Two hundred and twenty-five?"

Upon hearing this number, there was a sudden gasp of air in the room.

The second uncle's face was even pale.

After all, he still couldn't escape this number!

Li Qiao nodded: "Two hundred and twenty-five, not even one cent less!"

The first uncle immediately looked at the second uncle: "Please show your attitude!"

Before the second uncle could say anything, the second aunt rushed back to the house: "I'll take the money! I'll take the money!"

While he was talking, the second uncle's two sons had already ran out of the house, holding two drawers and pouring money out.

The second uncle sat on the ground dejectedly.

That was his hard-earned personal money, and it was dug out by two little bastards.

Soon, the second aunt also ran out with a paper bag, opened the layers of packages, and inside was a pile of brand new unity.

When they saw this pile of money, the neighbors' eyes were straightened.

"Hey, the second uncle's family is really rich!"

Xu Damao was shocked.

Everyone always thought that the richest man in the compound was the first uncle. Unexpectedly, the second uncle was the typical example of getting rich silently.

"Brother Li, money!"

The second aunt collected a stack of money, counted it again and again, and then handed it to Li Qiao.

Li Qiao didn't even look at it, he grabbed it and put it in his pocket.

"I won't take advantage of you either."

Li Qiao collected the money, picked up those things and threw them in front of the second uncle, and said with a smile, "I think, second uncle, you stole these things for the deaf old lady to celebrate her birthday? Okay, you can do it at the birthday banquet then."

I have to take it out and share it with everyone! Everyone saw just now that what I took out were all good things!"

The first uncle: "Well, we all saw it!"

Third uncle: "Don't worry, I guarantee that everyone will eat well and drink well at the birthday banquet!"

The second uncle looked at the things in front of him and wanted to die.