Siheyuan: I just want to wait until the end of the play

noon.

The aroma of food wafted in the courtyard.

Xu Damao came back from outside humming a little tune.

As soon as he entered the gate, he heard a noise coming from the middle courtyard.

It looks like someone is quarreling!

The voice is quite familiar.

"Hey, it's fun to watch!"

Xu Damao was instantly excited and rushed towards the middle courtyard with wind at his feet.

"Come on, come on, let me see what's going on?"

A crowd of people gathered in front of them, and Xu Damao pushed forward with all his strength.

"Oh, it's so annoying. Why are you squeezing!"

"That's right, Xu Damao, you're here to take advantage!"

"There are so many gentlemen, why don't you try to squeeze them in, and you'll just squeeze them in on us!"

"Xu Damao, a big bully!"

The eldest girl and daughter-in-law in front were so annoyed by being squeezed by Xu Damao that they turned around and hit him.

Xu Damao faced the crowd of pink fists, squeezed to the front with a smile, and finally saw what happened.

"Brother, you can't fall down. How can such a good thing fall down?"

I saw He Yuyu holding a porcelain basin and talking to Silly Zhu.

Silly Zhu was fighting hard for the porcelain basin and shouted: "It's loose! It's almost loose! You can't eat this thing, you must pour it!"

He Yuyu: "Brother, who said you can't eat it! It's a pity that such a good thing is gone. If you don't eat it, I'll eat it!"

Silly Zhu: "No! No one can eat it! If it's eaten bad, I can't afford to pay for it!"

He Yuyu: "Brother, if I don't let you pay, I will eat it voluntarily..."

Silly Zhu: "No! Let it go! Don't force me to do it!"

The brother and sister started fighting over the porcelain basin.

Xu Damao suddenly became curious and asked quickly: "What? What's in the basin? Why can't you eat it?"

At this time, Silly Zhu suddenly exerted his strength, pushed his sister back, and took the porcelain basin into his hands.

He Yuyu was pushed back a few steps, staggered to sit on the ground, and burst into tears.

Now, Silly Zhu made everyone angry.

The first uncle: "Silly Zhu, what are you doing? How could you do this to your sister!"

Third uncle: "Silly Zhu, you can't hit your sister, Yu Yu is a good boy, we are all watching!"

Qin Huairu quickly ran over, helped He Yuyu up, and complained to Silly Zhu: "You don't know how to feel sorry for your sister. You are the only brother who does this!"

Si Zhu knew that he was in the wrong, so he had no choice but to bow his head and remain silent in the face of everyone's accusations.

Xu Damao was extremely happy. It was rare to see Silly Zhu defeated. How could he miss such a good opportunity?

So he jumped out quickly and asked: "What's wrong? What happened? Did Silly Zhu act stupid again?"

Silly Zhu rolled his eyes at him: "Get out!"

Xu Damao became even happier. The more things were left out of his control, the more he posted them.

He ran to He Yuyu and asked happily: "Sister Yuyu, tell Brother Damao if you have anything to do, Brother Damao will make the decision for you!"

Qin Huairu rolled her eyes at him: "Xu Damao, you took the wrong medicine, why are you jumping up and down? It's not your turn to make the decision. The first and third uncles are all here, who are you?"

The first uncle and the third uncle coughed at the same time, showing their presence.

Xu Damao laughed and said: "You don't know this, right? Our hospital originally had three uncles, but now the second uncle is seriously ill and is bedridden. As an alternate uncle, of course I have to step in as a substitute! I can also make the decision on today's matter!"

Alternate uncle?

Hearing this title, everyone at the scene couldn't help laughing.

Old man: "What the hell?"

Third uncle: "No such thing!"

Xu Damao: "That's what I am!"

Everyone jumped up and down in joy.

Qin Huairu pushed Xu Damao and said: "Go, go, don't make trouble, you should listen to sister Yuyu talk about this matter!"

He Yuyu stopped crying and said: "My brother cooked a pot of corn porridge..."

Xu Damao: "Hey, Shazhu's life is too hard, isn't it? Are you going to eat rice porridge with rice and glutinous rice at noon on National Day?"

Qin Huairu: "Shut up, Xu Damao!"

He Yuyu: "This is not an ordinary rice porridge. My brother added rock sugar, honey and some Chinese herbal medicine to make it..."

Xu Damao: "Tsk, tsk, tsk, silly column is extravagant. Cooking corn porridge is even more exquisite than the Empress Dowager Cixi!"

Qin Huairu: "Shut up, why are you talking so much!"

He Yuyu: "But my brother said that the porridge is spoiled and cannot be eaten. He wants to pour it, but I don't want him to pour it, so..."

Xu Damao: "Silly Zhu, you are wrong. Life is so difficult now. How many people cannot eat. How can you pour food? Even though it is corn porridge, it cannot be wasted!"

The first man: "Silly Zhu, please explain!"

Third uncle: "Waste is a great crime!"

All the neighbors also talked a lot and were very puzzled by Si Zhu's behavior.

Silly Zhu: "Two uncles and neighbors, it's not that I don't want to eat this corn porridge, but there is something wrong with the cooking of this porridge, and I'm afraid something will happen if I eat it..."

Xu Damao: "What's the matter? It's made with rock sugar, honey, and Chinese herbal medicine. The cooked food is so delicious, but you're willing to throw it away? I see how delicious it is for you.

Damn, what a shameful waste!”

Silly Zhu looked at him speechlessly, pushed the porcelain basin into his arms, and said: "If you are not afraid of death, you can eat this corn porridge!"

The first man: "Hey, Silly Zhu, tell me first, what's wrong with your porridge?"

Third uncle: "Yes, it's not too late to eat after we make it clear!"

Silly Zhu: "It's not a big problem. I just think that two traditional Chinese medicines may have triggered 18 negative reactions."

Third uncle: "What two flavors?"

Silly Zhu: "Licorice, Aconitum."

He Yuyu: "Brother, you remembered wrong! Our family only has licorice, where did the aconite come from? I obviously only saw you put licorice!"

Silly Zhu: "Did I remember it wrong? Anyway, this porridge may be poisonous. I can't afford to take the risk, so I might as well pour it!"

As he said this, he was about to take the basin and pour it.

Xu Damao quickly hugged the basin tightly and said with a smile: "Silly Zhu, if you don't want to eat it, I will!"

Silly Zhu: "Aren't you afraid of death? What if it's poisonous?"

Xu Damao: "How can such a good thing be poisonous? You must have remembered it wrong! You are too suspicious!"

The neighbors also thought that Silly Zhu was too careful. There were so many good things added to the porridge, so it would be a pity to pour it out.

Xu Damao was even more proud, feeling that he had made Silly Zhu embarrassed in front of his neighbors.

He decided to go one step further and make Si Zhu even more embarrassed.

Xu Damao: "Silly Zhu, don't you think this porridge is poisonous? Then I'll make a bet with you. I'll eat this porridge in public. Do you dare to bet?"

Hearing this, a hint of subtle cunning flashed across Shazhu's face.

This was the moment he had been waiting for.

That idiot Xu Damao really took the bait so willingly!

Help him test the poison!

Silly Zhu: "Okay, if you dare to eat my pot of porridge, I will...give you another pot!"

Xu Damao was extremely proud: "That's it! Let me show you whether this porridge is poisonous or not!"

After saying that, he picked up the porcelain basin and prepared to drink porridge.

Just then, a voice stopped him:

"Wait!"