Siheyuan: I replaced Jia Dongxu

A few people pushed cups and changed lamps, a chopsticks of meat, a sip of wine, and the food was in full swing.

Among the four people, Xu Damao had the worst amount of alcohol, and he drank high after a few glasses, followed by Zhou Wen.

It's just that Silly Zhu can still have a few rounds with Jia Dongxu.

But after a pound, the tongue began to knot.

During the period, after He Yushui was full, he went back first.

The four of them drank until more than ten o'clock.

Jia Dongxu first helped Zhou Wen to the bed, and then sent Xu Damao, who was already unconscious, home.

Silly Zhu still had some consciousness, so he didn't let Jia Dongxu send it, and walked staggering towards home.

When passing by an uncle's house, a familiar voice came.

"Yes, pillars?".

Silly Zhu stopped, looked for prestige, and found that the voice came from an uncle's house.

When I got closer, I found that it was an aunt, standing at the door and calling him.

"Hey, Auntie!".

"It's so late, what are you?".

An aunt sighed: "Alas, isn't this a broken light bulb at home." Your uncle is not at home tonight, I am worried, I just saw you coming, you look .........".

"Hey, what's this, I'll show you. "

Without waiting for the aunt to finish, Silly Zhu took the words, and then took a drunken step and staggered into the house with the other party.

When the two came to the bedroom, an aunt pointed to the light bulb on the roof of the shed that had gone out, "It's just that this light is not on." "

Silly Zhu glanced at it, measured the distance, turned his head and said, "Okay, aunt, you move a stool for me, I'll go up and have a look." "

Aunt Yi came to the kitchen and found a wooden bench and moved over.

Touching the darkness, adjusting the direction, the silly pillar raised his left foot and stepped on the stool, and kicked the ...... hard

When people are generally ascending, they will involuntarily hold on to something to increase their balance. The same goes for Silly Pillars.

But in this position he was standing, there was nothing around him that could be caught except for an aunt.

As soon as the left foot was forced, the right hand involuntarily grabbed it.

An aunt next to her let out a scream.

His bones were crispy.

I've never seen pork, but I've seen pigs run.

Silly Zhu knew that he had caught the wrong place.

Quickly let go of his right hand, stood on the stool, and half-bent down to apologize, "I'm sorry, Aunt Yi, I'm really sorry, you see that I haven't had a sense of direction in my hands after drinking too much, I really didn't mean to." "

In this hurry, he spoke a little incoherently.

"It's okay, I know you didn't mean to, you can look at the light bulb first. "

Aunt Yi whispered.

has lived for more than 40 years, except for Lao Yi, it is the first time that someone else has touched that position.

However, an aunt also knew that the other party didn't mean it, and people still came to help, so it was hard for her to say anything.

Besides, although she was caught, she didn't feel bored, but had some exciting feelings.

I don't know why.

"Auntie, do you have a flashlight at home?".

Silly Zhu stood on a stool and twisted the light bulb in the dark, trying to see what was going on by the moonlight.

But after watching it for a long time, I couldn't see it clearly, so I had no choice but to open my mouth and ask if there was a flashlight.

After such an episode just now, both of them were a little embarrassed, especially Silly Zhu, a little worried, and a little aftertaste.

"Yes, I'll find it for you later. "

The aunt, who was standing below and was thinking wildly, hurriedly answered a few sentences, then turned around, took out a flashlight from the drawer at the head of the bed and handed it over.

Silly Zhu took the flashlight, turned on the switch, put the bulb under the light and looked at it, and found that the resistance wire was already black.

"Auntie, this light bulb can't be used, do you have any other light bulbs at home?".

"You wait, I'll look for it. "

After that, an aunt walked to the side of the window to set up a cabinet, opened the cabinet door and found it.

I don't know if it's because the sky is not beautiful, but at this time, there happened to be a dark cloud floating in the sky, blocking the moonlight.

Originally, the room was dark, and when I did this, I couldn't see anything in the cabinet at all.

Helpless, an aunt could only speak: "Pillar, you use a flashlight to help me take a photo, and I'll see if there are any light bulbs." "

"Oh. "

Silly Zhu shone the flashlight at the other party as he said.

This photo doesn't matter, it really shocked him.

I saw an aunt in a white nightdress rummaging through the light bulbs with her back to him.

White pajamas are easy to go light, especially in this pitch-black environment, illuminated by the light of the flashlight, what should be seen and what should not be seen, all let the stupid pillar look at it.

In an instant, the blood and qi surged, and the wheezing sound was much thicker.

Her eyes were round, staring at her aunt swinging back and forth.

Originally, Uncle Yi was not at home today, so she finished eating early, changed into pajamas and prepared to rest.

Before he could lie down, the bulb broke.

There was no choice but to get up and see what was going on, but she was a woman, and she didn't know anything about electricity, and she was afraid that there would be a fire.

When I was worried, I saw Silly Zhu staggering out of Jia's house.

I didn't even change my clothes, I went out.

After pouring for a long time, I finally found a box with a light bulb, and my aunt quickly took it out, turned around and was about to hand it to the stupid pillar.

As soon as he turned around, he saw Silly Zhu's bloodshot eyes full of desire.

She knew this kind of look too well.

When she was in the cave room, Lao Yi looked at her with this kind of eyes.

As she got older, she hadn't seen such a look in years.

I didn't expect to see it again today.

However, she is in her forties, and she still has this charm?

I don't know what's going on, Aunt Yi also stared at Silly Zhu's eyes with her eyes, and the ghost made a sentence pop out of her mouth: "Zhuzi, do you think Aunt Yi is beautiful?"

"Drifting...... Pretty. "

Silly Zhu stumbled and said.

The atmosphere in the room gradually heated up, and Aunt Yi unconsciously approached the stupid pillar step by step.

Slowly, she heard the sound of the other party's heavy breathing, and smelled the smell of wine mixed with the smell of sweat.

This is fatal for an aunt.

Raise your right hand and squirm slowly upwards along the other person's trouser leg.

How could the stupid pillar be stimulated by this.

The urge to drink and lust to add together caused him to jump off the stool, take a step forward, and pick up his aunt by the waist like a fall on the bed.

"Pillar, you tap ~~".

The coquettish words directly stirred the soul of the silly pillar.