Siheyuan: I'm Shazhu's Neighbor

Haha~

He is indeed very cunning.

"Three gentlemen, I think it's better for everyone to share it equally." Xu Dongqing stopped making excuses with them and stayed up most of the night.

Here, because of this trivial matter, they deliberately let the people around them accept their favors. Will Xu Dongqing do what they want?

Impossible?

"What do you mean?"

Yan Bugui suddenly felt that he had been insulted. Could it be that this shrewd and calculating title was about to change hands?

"Originally, if you wanted to go to my house at night, I wouldn't argue with you. Since you want the TV I bought to be a public TV, you still need to pay a small price. You said yes

Right."

Xu Dongqing looked around.

On weekdays, everyone is tired enough from work. At most, they just join in the fun, watch for an hour or two, and then go back to sleep.

But since someone has spoken.

Of course they are very happy.

"Xu Dongqing, do you still want to charge tickets? This is a bit unethical. We are all neighbors. If rumors spread, you are not afraid of embarrassment." Liu Haizhong lectured.

This guy.

He just likes to put on airs, stand on a moral high ground, and point out the country. What he means is that Liu Haizhong has no destiny to be an official.

But I’m always dreaming.

I wonder what this guy is thinking?

"It's impossible for me to collect tickets from everyone every time. What I mean is to share them evenly. If I buy a TV and a TV ticket, it can still be calculated as a thousand yuan. Take a round number. One thousand, there are also some in the yard.

Fifteen families, once things calm down, each person only needs less than 70 yuan."

Xu Dongqing tugged her fingers and said leisurely.

Haha~

Everyone looked at each other, it was impossible to ask them to pay. Normally everyone just lived hand to mouth, but today they were asked to share evenly. Everyone looked embarrassed.

"Dongqing, everyone's life is not as good as yours, and we are already in a tight situation. Do you think you can make it clearer?" Yan Bugui tried to smooth things over.

"The third uncle is right. If I buy a TV, I will definitely donate it so that everyone can watch it together." Silly Zhu didn't know that the link was wrong.

Yelled directly.

Haha.

Everyone looked at Silly Zhu, thinking that maybe this guy really could do it. He really couldn't tell the difference between the big and the small kings, and always felt that he couldn't do it, but he was just a cook in a steel rolling mill.

They won't give him any face at all.

Always on the road to disgrace, never to return.

"Si Zhu said it well, and I am the same. If there is someone, I will definitely do the same. Unlike some people, who are always selfish and pay evenly." Xu Damao was a little annoyed.

He was actually robbed of the limelight by Silly Zhu.

In fact, Silly Zhu may still be possible. As for Xu Damao, he had a very good life before this guy, and he didn't just eat big meals behind closed doors.

When have you thought about other people in the courtyard?

He is just a proper villain.

It’s different from the hypocrite Yi Zhonghai.

"Not bad."

"Xu Dongqing, look at the consciousness of Xu Damao and Silly Zhu. I just can't get a TV ticket. Otherwise, I will spend money to buy a TV and put it in the front yard for everyone to watch.

Hypocrisy!

Liu Haizhong and Yan Bugui looked at Yi Zhonghai's performance and gave them a thumbs up. In terms of justice, Yi Zhonghai's grasp is very good.

They feel inferior to themselves.

"I am also one of them." Liu Haizhong raised his palms to the sky and said.

As for Yan Bugui, he remained silent. Looking at Xu Dongqing's sarcastic expression, he was suddenly shocked. Instead of saying anything, he acted like a quail.

He understood that Xu Dongqing might have other back-ups waiting for them, so he thought it better not to be the one who stood out.

"Third uncle, are you here?" Xu Dongqing looked at Yan Bugui jokingly, he is also one of them, maybe the military advisor is him.

Great idea!

Put them into a trap and you can get away with it.

"Yan Laoji, express your stance." Liu Haizhong looked at Yan Bugui hesitating and felt that this guy might have to quit midway, which was not in line with his expectations.

"This..."

"What are you afraid of?"

Xu Dongqing sighed endlessly. No matter how many people in Liu Hai tried to push Yan Bugui, he would not let go. Instead, he kept smiling bitterly.

Idiot!

I was tricked into it by Xu Dongqing without realizing it.

"Since the third uncle doesn't speak up, I don't think there is any need to push the third uncle. This person is usually petty, and if he doesn't take advantage, he will suffer the consequences."

Silly Zhu said dissatisfied.

"Not bad."

Liu Haizhong couldn't help Yan Bugui, and he didn't want to get entangled in this matter.

"One, two, three, four." Xu Dongqing pointed at the four people in front of her.

"Since everyone is so selfless, I think it's better for the five of us to share it. In this case, two hundred yuan for each of us is not much. I didn't know you four were like this." Xu Dongqing asked.

Some yawned.

Don't understand.

Why did Silly Zhu say such heroic words even though he was clearly penniless? It was not because he meant to trick Silly Zhu, but because he jumped in on it himself.

I can't help but think of an interview in Private Customization.

The reporter asked Uncle Ge, "If you have one million, can you donate it to charity?"

Uncle Ge replied: "Yes"

Then asked: "If you had 10 million, would you be willing to donate?"

Uncle Ge replied: "I do"

Ask again: "What if you had 100 million?"

Uncle Ge replied: "I will donate one billion"

At this time, the reporter asked again: "If you had a car, would you be willing to donate it?"

Uncle Ge replied: "I don't want to"

The reporter wondered: You have donated one billion, why are you not willing to donate a car? "

Uncle Ge was embarrassed: "I really have a car. I would be willing to donate one million, ten million, one hundred million, or one billion, but I don't have it. I don't want to donate the car because I really have a car.

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This answer is so realistic and blatantly ironic!

Everyone shouted that they were really morally noble. When Xu Dongqing suggested to them that the five people should share it equally, they were all speechless and did not mention the money.

Just take care of the rest.

Do you really think the melon-eaters are fools?

"First Master, Second Master, don't shout slogans that make a loud noise, but when I asked you, you were so silent." Xu Dongqing joked.

"This...isn't it you?"

Liu Haizhong gritted his teeth and said.

These three uncles, when they asked so many people out of the courtyard at night, they couldn't just talk nonsense. No one would believe what they said in the future.

Share equally!

Several people are bleeding in their hearts, and they really don’t want to be taken advantage of.

But it’s not evenly divided.

That's just talking nonsense, what about fooling ghosts?

It's not dawn yet, how can we talk nonsense so unscrupulously?

"Master, what do you think?" Liu Haizhong threw the problem to Yi Zhonghai and asked him to solve it quickly. Otherwise, they would really become mice crossing the street.