Siheyuan: Jie Hu Lou Xiao'e

Chapter 8: Drink a bucket of iced black tea for the stick

Su Ci and others peed in a small bucket.

The women are also back.

Qin Huairu poured the remaining half bottle of vinegar into the urine bucket.

"This time, let's put all the urine in the bucket at once."

Silly Zhu suggested.

Everyone followed the method just now and poured a whole bucket of urine into Banggeng's mouth.

Bangge's belly bulged at a speed visible to the naked eye.

After the drinking, everyone hid far away.

Vomit, vomit, vomit...

Bangge lay on the ground and started vomiting. By the end of the vomiting, he was completely exhausted.

Fortunately, the fish bone stuck in his throat was actually spit out.

"Cough cough cough cough..."

Banggeng coughed violently, wishing he could vomit his entire stomach.

His mouth and stomach were filled with the strong smell of urine.

"Banggen, my precious grandson, you are finally okay, but you scared grandma to death."

Mrs. Jia Zhang wanted to hug the stick, but stopped.

She also dislikes the smell of Banggeng.

Qin Huairu wiped away her tears and said gratefully to Su Ci:

"Brother Su Ci, thank you. If it weren't for your folk remedies, my family would be like..."

"It's just a matter of effort, it should be done."

Su Ci waved his hand, hiding his merit and fame.

Banggeng looked at Su Ci with eyes filled with resentment.

He felt that Su Ci deliberately humiliated him and made him drink urine.

And Silly Zhu actually dared to hold him down and pour a whole bucket of urine into his mouth.

Bangge swore fiercely in his heart that he would definitely avenge this.

"Qin Huairu, your food is pretty good. Look, all the food Banggeng vomits is meat!"

"It's true. Banggian has eaten so much meat."

"Humph, it turns out that your family has such good food, yet you still cry about poverty all day long."

"Qin Huairu, when will you return the five kilograms of stick noodles that my family lent you? Our family can't afford so much meat, so you have the nerve to come to our house to borrow food?"

"No one can afford to eat so much meat these days. But I'm lucky enough to have indigestion after eating meat."

Everyone laughed at him.

Especially those who had lent food to Qin Huairu felt that they had been deceived.

Jia Zhang said quickly:

"How can my family afford meat? All these meats belong to Shazhu's family. Shazhu, please say something!"

Qin Huairu also looked at Si Zhu pitifully.

Silly Zhu relented again.

"That's right, what Banggeng secretly ate was my leftover food."

"How do you talk? What does stealing mean?"

Jia Zhang's eyes widened and she pointed at Silly Zhu and cursed angrily:

"Silly Zhu, I haven't settled the score with you yet!"

"Why do you have so much food left? Why don't you finish it?"

"Also, why don't you lock the door?"

"You are deliberately tempting our Terrier to make mistakes. If it hadn't been for you, would my Terrier have been stuck on a fish bone?"

"I think you are deliberately trying to hurt our family. Please pay, you must pay!"

Silly Zhu is a man who takes soft things rather than hard ones. When he saw Jia Zhang being so unreasonable, he immediately became angry.

"Ms. Jia Zhang, would you like to have some face?"

Qin Huairu was completely speechless for this stupid mother-in-law of hers.

She didn’t want to lose Si Zhu’s long-term meal ticket, so she advised:

"Mom, please stop saying a few words."

"Why are you speaking for outsiders? I know, you have been in love with Silly Zhu for a long time, you shameless bitch!"

Jia Zhang became angry all of a sudden, sat down on the ground and began to splash.

"Oh, Dongxu, you are so cruel, leaving your mother to suffer alone in this world!

Open your eyes and see, your wife is helping a wild man to bully me, a lonely old woman!"

Silly Zhu was also angry and cursed:

"Ms. Jia Zhang, if you can't spit out ivory from your dog's mouth, who are you calling a wild man?"

"I'm scolding you. Don't think that I don't know what your intentions are. If you didn't want to take advantage of my daughter-in-law, would you be so kind and keep helping our family?"

Jia and Zhang took the risk and were completely shameless.

Anyway, it's not her who's embarrassed.

"Mom, do you have any conscience in saying this?"

Qin Huairu's pear blossoms started to cry with rain.

"I have been doing my job all these years, supporting the young and taking care of the old. I have never done anything against women's ethics. Why do you accuse me unjustly?"

When she cried like this, everyone felt that she was really pitiful, and all their hatred was transferred to Jia Zhang.

"Huh, if you don't want others to know, you have to do nothing yourself. You know what you have done."

Mrs. Jia Zhang sat on the ground and cursed.

The deaf old lady hit her with a cane.

"You little girl, you are disrespectful to your elders, you rely on your elders and act like you, I will teach you a lesson today on behalf of your parents!"

"Ouch, ouch, it hurts me so much...Why is this old lady still hitting people?"

Mrs. Jia Zhang ran away crawling on the ground.

The deaf old lady is the highest-ranking ancestor in this courtyard, and Mrs. Jia Zhang did not dare to offend her.

Otherwise, she would really become the target of public criticism in this courtyard.

Su Ci smiled and said, "Grandma, you are still the best."

"Grandma, if I can't cure her, then my long life will be in vain."

The deaf old lady smiled proudly.

"That's right, you old man stomped your feet, making the front door of the building tremble." Su Ci praised.

"My dear grandson still speaks nicely."

Qin Huairu felt embarrassed and took the stick back to the house.

Everyone started talking quietly.

"What do you think is the relationship between Qin Huairu and Shazhu?"

"Haha, I think the relationship between these two people must be abnormal. How about Shazhu helping Qin Huairu's family all the time?"

"That's right, Qin Huairu even washed Si Zhu's underwear. If there's nothing fishy between the two of them, you wouldn't even believe it."

"No, even her mother-in-law can't stand it anymore."

"Is Qin Huairu really having sex with Silly Zhu?"

"Please stay away from Qin Huairu from now on!"

When Si Zhu heard these words, he immediately became angry.

"What nonsense are you talking about? You're full after eating, right?"

"Si Zhu is so anxious. Hey, he is a thief with a guilty conscience at first glance!"

Xu Damao fanned the flames.

"Xu Damao, please be more virtuous!"

Silly Zhu sneered and mocked

"Do you know why you can't find a partner? You just do too many immoral things!"

Xu Damao said angrily: "Silly Zhu, you bastard!"

"Silly Zhu, you are so insulting to my character, I will fight you!"

Xu Damao tried to show off his abilities, but he didn't dare to take action.

Silly Zhu is known as the God of War in the Siheyuan, and he is no match.

Before leaving, he mocked

"Silly Zhu, you deserve to be single for the rest of your life!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he ran away

"Okay, stop nagging, just go and do whatever you need to do."

The first uncle, Yi Zhonghai, spoke and everyone dispersed.

Silly Zhu said angrily:

"Xu Damao dares to curse me to be a bachelor for the rest of his life. I must take good care of him."

Su Cidao: "Brother Zhu, do you know why you haven't been able to get a wife for so many years?"

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