Siheyuan: Looting Beasts Luck, I Took Off

After hearing that He Yuzhu was eating shit outside, Yi Zhonghai didn't care about anything else, dropped the parts in his hand and ran out.

Ever since He Daqing ran away with the wild woman outside, he has always treated He Yuzhu as his own son.

Counting on him to be able to provide for himself in the future.

Now that I hear him eating shit outside, I feel very anxious.

He thought to himself, could He Yuzhu be confused by Wang Xu's anger, how could he pick up shit in the factory and eat it?

As a result, when he ran out, the workers in the workshop had already surrounded He Yuzhu in a large circle, and they all looked at He Yuzhu as if they were watching.

And the latter is a lump of dog shit that I don’t know where I picked it up, holding it in my hand like a baby, and licking it from time to time.

Every time after licking, there will be a happy expression on his face, as if he has eaten something delicious.

All of this is the effect of the hallucinogenic talisman Wang Xu used.

In the eyes of Yi Zhonghai and the others, what He Yuzhu was holding in his hand was a lump of smelly and disgusting shit.

But in He Yuzhu's eyes, what he is holding now is not some shit.

It was a piece of extremely sweet candy, which he picked up on the ground when he was about to go back to the cafeteria to cook.

Although He Yuzhu is the head chef of the rolling mill, his monthly salary is more than 20 yuan, and he is the kind who eats enough for one person and the whole family is not hungry.

I can save a lot of salary every month, and I also have some money in my hand.

Whether he wants meat or candy, he can afford it.

But in his life, he has never seen a candy as big as dog shit!

So when I saw that piece of shit on the ground, I thought I was lucky with shit.

Such a big piece of candy was thrown on the ground, and no one else noticed it, but he did!

So I picked it up from the ground and tasted it.

In the end, it didn't matter, I just licked that piece of shit.

An indescribable taste became sweeter than Bida in his mouth!

He has never eaten such a delicious candy in his life!

In order not to let others snatch his candies, he didn't even go back to the cafeteria.

He just stood there and kept licking, planning to go back to the cafeteria to cook after eating the candy in his hand.

As a result, this scene was bumped into by the workers in the workshop.

The news of He Yuzhu eating dog shit immediately spread throughout the rolling mill, and everyone ran out of the workshop to watch the excitement.

Seeing this situation, Yi Zhonghai frowned slightly.

Covering his nose, he stepped forward and said, "Zhuzi, what's wrong with you?"

"Hurry up and throw away the shit in your hands!"

"Look what you look like now!"

"Isn't this a joke for others to see you!"

At this moment, He Yuzhu had long regarded the piece of shit in his hand as his favorite, so he wouldn't listen to what others said.

Seeing that Yi Zhonghai asked him to throw away the shit in his hand, he subconsciously thought that Yi Zhonghai wanted to grab the candy from him.

Immediately, like a baby, he took that piece of shit aside.

At the same time, he looked at Yi Zhonghai viciously and roared.

"Master!"

"I think you are old and dim?"

"This is clearly a candy I picked up from the ground, how could it be shit?"

"Do you also want to grab the candy from my hand?"

"Let me tell you, I've never had such a delicious candy in my life.

"I can't even eat enough for myself, but I don't have any extra for you."

"If you want to eat, pick it up yourself!"

After finishing speaking, He Yuzhu licked the shit twice again.

He looked very satisfied.

It wasn't until this moment that Yi Zhonghai understood why He Yuzhu hugged a lump of shit and licked it there.

Dare to treat that piece of shit as candy!

Then he said angrily, "Pillar!"

"Open your eyes and take a good look!"

"This is clearly a pile of stinky shit, what kind of candy is there!"

"You throw it away!"

"It's not embarrassing!"

After Yi Zhonghai finished speaking, he was ready to grab that piece of shit.

It was a piece of stinky dog ​​shit that He Yuzhu managed to pick up.

How could it be so easily snatched by Yi Zhonghai?

When he saw his hand reaching out, he slapped it back directly.

Then he said with a look of disgust.

"Grandpa, are you so old that you can't even tell shit from candy?"

"I picked up this candy. I can't eat enough by myself."

"If you want candy, pick it up yourself."

"Maybe you can get lucky and pick up such a big candy to eat."

"And there are so many people watching here, so stop grabbing my candy.

"You are so old, don't you feel ashamed?"

"If you don't believe me, ask the big guy, is this candy or shit in my hand?"

While He Yuzhu was speaking, he deliberately picked up the stinky shit in his hand and shook it.

He asked loudly: "Comrades, tell yourself."

"Am I holding stinky shit or candy?"

Hearing this, the onlookers were immediately stunned.

When they heard He Yuzhu eating shit outside in the workshop, they just thought someone was joking about He Yuzhu.

Even when they just saw it with their own eyes, they felt in their hearts that there was a trace of unreality.

After all, how could anyone eat dog poop as candy?

Unexpectedly, that guy Ah Yu came for real.

Holding a pile of stinky shit and asking them if it's real candy!

Seeing this situation, some workers who watched the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal immediately started to join in.

"Silly Zhu, what you hold in your hand is candy!"

"I don't know, where did you pick up such a big candy, we big guys have never seen it in this life!"

"That's right, I don't know how the candy in your hand tastes like."

"Why don't you give us a taste too?"

"That's right, silly Zhu, if you have something good, you can't just eat it for yourself, you have to share some with us~"

Under the envy of everyone, He Yuzhu became more and more happy.

I thought to myself, it must be the favor of God that he was able to pick up such a large piece of candy.

Anyone who wants to snatch this candy from him is his enemy!

Then he deliberately took that stinky piece of shit and showed it off in front of everyone.

Then I stuffed it into my mouth, and chewed it with big mouthfuls!

Seeing this scene, some workers couldn't help the nausea in their hearts, and immediately vomited.

"Damn it! Shazhu is too disgusting, I never thought he would really eat shit!"

"It smells so bad, I don't know how he managed to get it out of his mouth!"

"Let such a person cook for us in the cafeteria of the factory. I don't know if there will be dog feces in the dishes he cooks for us every day!"

"Didn't he just lose two hundred dollars in a bet with Wang Xu?"

"Isn't it because I was stimulated and now I'm crazy?"

For a while, everyone at the scene began to discuss in low voices, and many people thought that He Yuzhu must be crazy.

Or it is bewitched.

Otherwise, how can a normal person take a pile of stinky shit and treat it like a candy baby?

Yi Zhonghai also frowned at this moment.

Both Jia Dongxu and He Yuzhu are candidates for his future retirement.

Now that the former has been amputated and is directly paralyzed on the bed, he will definitely not be able to count on him to support him in the future.

Now the latter is holding a pile of stinky dog ​​shit as candy, and is still eating it with great relish!

If he is really crazy, who can provide for himself in the future?

Thinking of these, Yi Zhonghai became a little anxious.

Just slap the stinky shit out of He Yuzhu's hand.

shouted: "Pillar!"

"You wake me up!"

"Wake me up!"

"Yi Zhonghai! I gave you face, didn't I!"

"Why did you knock my candy off the floor!"

"You pay me for sugar!"

"You pay!"

Seeing the candy in his hand being knocked down by Yi Zhonghai, He Yuzhu lost his temper immediately.

Looking at Yi Zhonghai angrily, he fought with Yi Zhonghai at that time.

Seeing this scene, the onlookers couldn't help applauding!

At the same time, on the other side, Wang Xu came to Mr. Zhou's office.

"Old Zhou, are you looking for me?"

"Xiao Wang, come and sit down."

"I'm looking for you, and there's nothing else."

"Aren't you the youngest eighth grade worker in our factory?"

"I discussed it with Director Yang."

"For an outstanding talent like you, the factory has to give you a good reward in addition to commending you.

"You take these two tickets first."

"It's me and Director Yang, congratulating you in private.

"Don't be disgusted~"

Seeing Wang Xu coming to the office, Mr. Zhou immediately greeted him enthusiastically to sit with him.

While speaking, he slowly took out two tickets from his pocket and handed them to Wang Xu.

When the latter saw the two tickets, his eyes lit up.

He didn't expect that when Mr. Zhou called him over, he wanted to give him a watch ticket and a radio ticket!

In this day and age, basically anything you buy requires a ticket.

In fact, Wang Xu has long wanted to buy himself a watch and a radio to keep at home.

It's just that I have just traveled here, and I don't have many contacts in the rolling mill. The factory gives benefits to the employees, and every time there are various tickets, it's not his turn.

And every time the system draws a lottery, it gives itself some supplies and spells.

Haven't drawn any tickets yet!

Now Zhou Lao suddenly took out a radio ticket and a watch ticket for himself.

This can no longer be described as generous.

He definitely treats himself as a confidant.

"Old Zhou, these two things are too expensive, how can I have the nerve to accept them~"

Immediately, he looked at Elder Zhou with some emotion, and pretended to be polite.

Seeing this, Zhou Lao laughed immediately.

"Xiao Wang, as the best young worker in our factory, you deserve these two things.

"Among the young people nowadays, when they go out, who can't have two decent things on their body?"

"I have observed you carefully in the workshop these days."

"Except for the bicycle ticket I gave you earlier, you bought a bicycle with it.

"There is nothing else that can be sold."

"Besides, you don't seem to have a date right now?"

"If you have been like this all the time and don't know how to dress yourself up well."

"Which girl can fall in love with you?"

"So you'd better keep these two tickets."

"At that time, go and buy the radio and watch back, and dress yourself up again."

"I guarantee that every girl will be tempted when she sees you."

As Zhou Lao said, he pushed the two tickets back into Wang Xu's hands.

After this period of observation, he and Director Yang have formed a consistent view on Wang Xu in their hearts.

I plan to train Wang Xu well in the future.

Given time, he might be able to pass the exam as an engineer.

At that time, in their rolling mill, there will be a talent.

It's not like every time I go to a meeting in the department, I will be laughed at by other factories, saying that their rolling mills have withered talents.

Seeing this situation, Wang Xu was no longer polite at this time.

Just put those two tickets away.

At the same time, he looked at Elder Zhou with a grateful face.

He thought to himself, before the big storm came, he had to hug this big tree, Mr. Zhou.

Otherwise, once the storm comes, if you are not careful, you may be smashed to pieces.

Especially the villain in the bangs, I have to be more careful in the future!

On the other side, after He Yuzhu got into a fight with Yi Zhonghai over a pile of shit, he immediately alarmed the security department.

When Section Chief Chen arrived with his men, Yi Zhonghai and He Yuzhu were fighting inextricably.

Immediately shouted loudly: "Silly Zhu!"

"Stop it!"

"If you dare to fight in the factory in broad daylight, don't you want 37 to take your job?"

"Stop it now!"

Until this time, He Yuzhu and Yi Zhonghai stopped.

Since the strength of the two of them was comparable, neither of them could take advantage when they fought, and both of them had some scratches on their faces.

But Yi Zhonghai obviously has to suffer a bit, after all, the injury on his hand hasn't healed yet.

"Chief Chen."

"Just now, Shazhu picked up a pile of dog shit from nowhere, and it tastes delicious in his mouth!"

"Yi Zhonghai wanted to stop him to eat shit, and the two of them fought."

"Shazhu must be crazy, you should arrest him quickly."

"Let him, a lunatic, harm others outside!"

At this moment, Xu Damao on the side took the opportunity to say.

He had been upset with He Yuzhu in his heart for a long time, and he wanted to deal with him once.

How could he let go of such an opportunity now?

When Section Chief Chen heard that He Yuzhu used dog shit as candy, he still ate it with relish.

Immediately, his face darkened.

He said angrily, "Silly Zhu."

"You don't really think stinky shit is candy do you?"

He Yuzhu immediately became angry when he heard this.

"Are you all jealous of me when you see that I picked up such a big candy?"

"That's why you're talking nonsense here now?"

"That's obviously a big candy!"

“The taste is sweet and sweet!”

"I see you all look like stinky shit!"

"Xu Damao, your whole family is stinky shit!"

"Hey, Section Chief Chen, you see he still scolds me"

"This guy must be crazy, you should take him away and lock him up!"

After Xu Damao was scolded by He Yuzhu, he immediately said angrily.

At this moment, the latter suddenly ran over and picked up the stinky piece of shit that Yi Zhonghai knocked down on the ground just now.

Treat it like a baby, ready to stuff it in your mouth.

Seeing this scene, Section Chief Chen believed that He Yuzhu was really on the job.

Immediately shouted: "What are you guys still doing!"

"This guy must be crazy!"

"Hurry up and grab him!"

Several people from the security department immediately rushed forward and directly arrested He Yuzhu into the security department and locked him up.

A farce, and thus ended.

Yi Zhonghai shook the dust off his body, and returned to the workshop with a puzzled face.

He couldn't figure it out, half an hour ago, He Yuzhu was still fine, and he discussed with him how to deal with Wang Xu.

But after such a short time, he seemed to have changed into a different person.

Holding a lump of stinky shit in his hand, eating it like candy with relish!

Could it be, is he really crazy, or is he bewitched?

The more Yi Zhonghai thought about it, the more confused he became.

I always feel that the occurrence of these things is probably not a coincidence, but someone deliberately messing with them.

But in the next second.

Suddenly there was a violent scream in the workshop!

"ah!"

"my hand!".