Chapter 85 Blind Date Troubles
The weekend is here.
After five days of busy work, I finally had a rare moment of peace.
He Daqing and Qin Huairu worked hard all night yesterday and were a little tired. They didn't get up in a hurry and were still asleep!
Silly Zhu prepared breakfast early, but did not dare to disturb He Daqing's sweet dream.
He casually ate a few bites of breakfast, became bored, and wandered around in the courtyard. As he walked, he wanted to go to the backyard to see the deaf old lady. After all, he hadn't seen her for several days.
It happened that Xu Damao got up early in the morning to clean himself up. He took a big basin and washed and shaved his face while humming a little tune. He was in a particularly beautiful mood because he had to go to Lou's house for a blind date today.
Lou Zhenhua also wanted to see what his future son-in-law looked like, so he made an appointment to meet him at his home.
Xu Damao is now very proud after hearing what Tan said last night. If things continue like this, his visit to Lou's house will be just a formality.
If everything goes well, maybe we can get the certificate and take Miss Lou back to the courtyard on the same day.
The more Xu Damao thought about it, the happier he felt.
Even when Silly Zhu came over, he didn't notice.
When Sha Zhu saw Xu Damao's coquettish look, he suddenly became excited. He wanted to tease Xu Damao.
The two of them have been like this since they were little, and neither one feels comfortable looking at the other, let alone the other.
Silly Zhu walked around behind Xu Damao unnoticed, then slapped him suddenly and shouted: "Grandson, why are you so silly and happy so early in the morning!"
Being photographed like this for no reason made Xu Damao startled and he almost lost his temper.
When he looked back, he saw that Silly Zhu was deliberately trying to scare him behind his back.
Xu Damao suddenly became angry. He remembered what happened yesterday when Silly Zhu greeted his lifeblood. Xu Damao shouted that he was about to hit him.
But he is no match for Silly Pillar, he always suffers the consequences.
Although Xu Damao is a bastard, his brain is better than that of Silly Zhu.
This gentleman's revenge is never too late in ten years.
In the future, if Si Zhu is not paying attention and attacks him from behind, there will be plenty of opportunities for revenge.
After much deliberation, Xu Damao finally put his fist down. If this fight continues, don't turn around and disfigure yourself. He will have to go on a blind date later, which is not worth it!
Thinking of this, Xu Damao's anger disappeared. He rolled his eyes at Si Zhu and said: "Si Zhu, buddy, I'm in a good mood today and have something big to do. I won't argue with you, a fool. I'll bear it!"
Silly Zhu said again: "No, don't hold it in, this old man can't take revenge overnight, come on, I'll wait here!"
Xu Damao was too lazy to talk to Silly Zhu, and said with a proud look on his face: "Silly Zhu, don't use any provocations. I really don't want to take advantage of you today. I have to go on a blind date with Miss Lou later. I
I'm too lazy to talk to you, so just stay aside!
Don’t look back, brother, you’ve got a wife, you’re still a fucking chick!”
"Fuck you, I'm going to get a wife soon. I'll make you mad when I get her back!" After saying this, Shazhu didn't finish his work. When Xu Damao wasn't paying attention, he directly used a monkey to steal the peach.
This time it was quite difficult for Xu Damao.
Xu Damao was so painful that he almost burst into tears. He covered his crotch and jumped on one foot.
He yelled at Shazhu:
"Silly Zhu, this idiot actually attacked me..."
"Stop, I'm not done with you anymore..."
At this time, Silly Zhu had already entered the deaf old lady's house and disappeared without a trace.
In the end, Xu Damao took a long time to recover.
He was so angry that he hurried to the deaf old lady's house to argue with Silly Zhu.
As a result, before he could finish his words, he was struck out by the deaf old lady with a cane.
Everyone in Xu Damao was numb.
And the resentment in his heart towards the deaf old lady only increased.
And at the same time.
The young and old of the Yan family are also explaining the issues that Yan Jiefang should pay attention to when going on a blind date.
Yan Jiefang was pushing He Daqing's bicycle in his hand, looking particularly impressive.
It's like holding a bicycle in my hand, and I feel the world.
However, when Yan Bugui mentioned the gift money, he suddenly became speechless and lacked the toughness he had before.
Yan Bugui loves to make calculations. The reason why he went to He Daqing to borrow a bicycle was because he wanted to get a discount on the betrothal gift.
However, there was nothing he could do. The whole family was just waiting for his meager salary to support them, and Yan Bugui felt miserable in his heart.
That's why I told Lao Yu's family to give him five yuan as a bride price.
"Dad, isn't the five-dollar gift money a little too little?" Yan Jiefang suddenly lost his confidence and asked.
"Five yuan is not enough? Do you think your father's money is brought by the strong wind? It's good to give you five yuan, what else do you want?" Yan Bugui suddenly shouted.
"But... when the old Jia family went on a blind date, I heard that they agreed to give ten yuan as a gift and a sewing machine. Moreover, Qin Huairu was still a country girl. We were going on a blind date with a city family for five yuan.
The money for betrothal gifts is a little hard to come by!" Yan Jiefang is not without brains. He also knows how to use the market situation in the courtyard as an example. I thought Yanbu Gui would give in!
Unexpectedly, Yan Bugui had his own fallacies. He thought about it, pushed up his glasses, and said in a deep voice: "The bride price is too much, so what if I buy a sewing machine? In the end, it was not cheap. He Daqing married them.
Did Lao He go to his house?"
Yan Jiefang has a hard time that he cannot express.
However, Yan Bugui got excited and continued: "So, it doesn't matter how much the gift is, the important thing is to coax the girl over first!"
Yan Jiefang didn't understand what it meant.
Yan Bugui continued to explain: "Look what your Uncle He did. He bought a bicycle and acted as a frontman. In the end, he only gave Qin Huairu five yuan as a gift and married him into his family!"
"Let's do the same thing. Just say that the bicycle belongs to our family and that your father is a people's teacher. Just use these two as your excuse. Don't mention anything else. I guarantee that this will happen!"
Yan Bugui's eyes shone shrewdly, as if everything was as expected.
What else could Yan Jiefang say? Even though he was dissatisfied, he could only do as he was told.
Seeing that Yan Bugui was no match for him, he could only push the cart and walk out of the compound.
But he said that He Daqing was still sleeping, and it was Qin Huairu who shook him awake in the end.
He Daqing looked surprised, but seeing Qin Huairu taking such initiative and looking so shy, he didn't say anything and just let her go!
After a long time, it was over.
The two hugged each other again, both looking satisfied.
He Daqing felt particularly comfortable.
After marrying such a beautiful daughter-in-law who knows both coldness and hotness, what else is there to be dissatisfied about?
It took a long time.
Qin Huairu finally spoke: "Brother, get up quickly, it's very late!"
"What's the hurry? It's the weekend and I won't be working!" He Daqing replied calmly.
"Then we have to get up and have breakfast first. It's not a problem to stay in bed all the time!"
"Okay, I'll listen to you!"
He Daqing also quickly got up and put on his clothes, because there were several families having blind dates in the courtyard today, and he wanted to join in the fun.
Moreover, when the Yan family comes back from their car later, he has to take Qin Huairu to Chen Xueru's place!
After a while, Qin Huairu fetched water and served He Daqing to wash up as usual.
After everything was done, he heated up a bowl of porridge and a bowl of vegetable soup for He Daqing. Although the taste was bland, he felt comfortable eating it and finished it in a short time.
He Da was so bored that he moved a small chair and sat under the eaves, drinking tea leisurely.
There was nothing to do anyway, so it was good to rest like this. Qin Huairu was very sensible and pinched his feet.
At this time, Jia's mother and son just came back from outside, carrying a lot of vegetables in their hands!
Jia Dongxu looked proud. Today was his blind date, so of course he had to prepare good food and drinks at home.
Seeing He Daqing and Qin Huairu under the eaves, Jia Dongxu felt lifeless for the first time today.
He thought that he was going to marry a wife anyway, and she would definitely be better than Qin Huairu, but he looked very proud.
I haven't waited long for him to sneeze!
He Daqing suddenly asked Jia Zhang, "Jia Zhang, you have spent a lot of money today!"
"Well, don't look at what day it is today. It's a great day for our Dongxu to go on a blind date. We must be well prepared!" Mrs. Jia Zhang was also very happy, especially since she had already greeted He Daqing yesterday and asked him to
Be quiet today and don't cause trouble. I think He Daqing will keep his promise after accepting the gift.
"That's a good thing. I forgot to tell you yesterday. You must need a cook when you buy so many vegetables, right? Anyway, I have nothing to do. I will cook for you at noon today. Our two families become one family, and our family also
Enjoy your joy!"
He Daqing touched his chin and deliberately began to tease Jia Zhang.
Jia Dongxu stood by and gritted his teeth in anger but did not dare to speak.
Jia Zhang definitely couldn't agree: "Lao He, forget it, I can cook this dish myself, so I won't bother you!"
"No, let's go together. Let's improve the food together soon!" He Daqing said with a smile again.
Everyone in the Jia and Zhang family is numb. This He Daqing is too shameless. How could he say such a thing?
Moreover, this shameless guy took away two pairs of shoes from me yesterday, and now he has the nerve to take advantage of his own family.
Mrs. Jia Zhang was so angry that she almost spit out a mouthful of blood.
However, looking at He Daqing's behavior, if he doesn't continue to give him some benefits, when their new daughter-in-law comes over, he might cause some trouble.
Mrs. Jia Zhang was really scared.
The scene where Qin Huairu was cut off is still vivid in my mind!
We must never let the same thing happen again.
Jia Zhang had no choice but to grit her teeth and finally made her decision.
She smiled and said to He Daqing: "How about this? When we eat later, we will eat together and give you some leftovers later. Is that okay?"
"Leftovers? I eat them in the cafeteria every day, and I'm tired of them. Besides, I really don't like your bad skills!"
He Daqing looked at Jia Zhang with a playful expression, then pointed at the vegetables in her hand and said, "I think, how about this? I think you can't finish all the vegetables you bought, so why don't you just keep them?"
If half of it comes out, just give it to me, it will save you trouble and cook less, and our Lao He family will also be happy!"
Shameless!
rogue!
Shameless!
Mrs. Jia Zhang was screaming in her heart, and her heart was bleeding.
But she didn't dare to shout it out to her face. She knew better than anyone what kind of virtue He Daqing was. If this matter made him anxious, their blind date today would definitely be blown.
Jia Zhang was really speechless. She gritted her teeth and finally told Jia Dongxu behind her: "Dongxu, quickly mix half of the dish and give it to your Uncle He!"
Jia Dongxu was not happy, and he almost cried.
It was not easy for the old Jia family to finally grow up. At this time, half of the food was given to He Daqing. He wanted to die.
"Mom, if you can't give it to me, why should you give it to him? If he wants to eat, let him buy it himself!"
"In that case, I have to take a good look at how your Jia family's new daughter-in-law looks like!" He Daqing said calmly.
But Jia Zhang was panicked and hurriedly lectured Jia Dongxu: "Son, you are confused, what can't He Daqing do?
Don't go back and provoke him and ruin the good blind date we had today, it's not worth it!"
Under Jia Zhang's painstaking instruction, Jia Dongxu divided the dish in half even though he was reluctant.
"Why are you standing there in a daze? Send it over quickly, silly son!" Mrs. Jia Zhang hurriedly urged.
Jia Dongxu turned pale with anger, bit his lip, and finally handed the dish to He Daqing.
"snort!"
“It won’t make you feel good even if you eat it!”
Jia Dongxu was angry, and when he turned around, he retorted with a dirty mouth.
Who is He Daqing who can suffer?
After he handed the dish to Qin Huairu.
Then, he deliberately raised his feet and swung them from side to side.
"Oh, don't tell me, the shoes I made myself are indeed more comfortable than the ones bought outside!
Jia Zhang, if I have no shoes to wear from now on, I will come to see you!"
What?
Jia Dongxu thought he heard wrongly and turned around quickly. When he saw the shoes on He Daqing's feet, he was stunned. If it wasn't his mother, who else could have done it?
Jia Dongxu was so numb that he almost collapsed.
God, why are you so cruel to yourself?
Jia Zhang looked at He Daqing with vicious eyes.
But he can't do anything to him.
So, he could only vent his anger on Jia Zhang: "Jia Zhang, if you dare to do anything to disgrace our old Jia family, I will kill you alive!" Jia Dongxu became so stubborn this time that he didn't even call him mom anymore.
, call Jia Zhang by his first name.
Mrs. Jia Zhang was so angry that she slapped her thigh.
He began to point at Jia Dongxu: "Oh, you unfilial descendant, you actually said that about your mother. If it weren't for you to get a wife, how could I be so humble? You still dare to accuse me wrongly, let's see if I don't teach you a lesson!"
"
With that said, Jia Zhang was about to take action.
As a result, Jia Dongxu grabbed her so casually, she fell to the ground, and then started to cry.
She said that Jia Dongxu was unfilial and bullied her.
At first, the kind-hearted neighbors in the courtyard came over to ask for details, but they all ran away as soon as they heard that Mrs. Jia Zhang was speaking dirty.
In fact, Jia Dongxu also understood what it meant.
It's just that he was angry and couldn't bring trouble to He Daqing, so he got angry and quarreled with Jia Zhang.
And he hasn't had time to recover yet!
Qin Huairu suddenly said to He Daqing: "Brother, you are such a man!"
"I like it so much!"
The words just fell.
Jia Dongxu couldn't hold back any longer.
What is murder and heart-breaking, this is it.
I saw him running back to the house, and soon after I heard the familiar sound of sobbing.
There is an old man and a young man, the old man is making trouble in the yard, and the young man is crying in the house. This scene is quite exciting.
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