Siheyuan: My treasure map has unlimited resources

Jia Zhangshi can't figure out how his duck is raised well, how can it have the toxicity of oleander?

Then Jia Zhangshi thought of something, his face changed, and he asked

Qin Huairu: "Qin Huairu, what did you feed the duck today?"

Qin Huairu thought about it, and he fed some rotten vegetable leaves as usual, and then poured the goji berry water soaked in Jia Zhang's cup to the duck.

Thinking of this, Qin Huairu looked aggrieved:

"Mom, I didn't feed the ducks indiscriminately, just some vegetable leaves and goji berry water."

"Could it be that you poisoned the dish and your own cup?"

"How is it possible, you are not confused."

Qin Huairu looked at Jia Zhangshi's increasingly ugly face, and was shocked in her heart, feeling very shocked:

"No, Mom, did you really poison your own cup?"

"No wonder you accidentally drank oleander water today, how can you pour that thing into a cup!"

Jia Zhangshi was furious:

"Shut up!"

"The main problem now is that we are all poisoned, and it just so happens that we all use feces to induce vomiting."

"This is the safest insurance, don't be afraid, just close your eyes and pour it."

Qin Huairu and Xiaodang Huaihua turned blue when they heard that they wanted to drink dung water, and they refused one after another.

The stick terrier yelled

, "No, I don't want to drink that!"

Xiaodang and Huaihua were also scared and crying:

"Woo-woo, grandma drinks her own dung, and wants us to drink it too!"

Qin Huairu calmed down and turned her mind:

"Mom, let's go to the hospital to wash the stomach!"

"Stomach washing costs a little money, but it's better than swallowing manure."

Jia Zhangshi was stunned and slapped his thigh:

"Yes, why didn't I think of going to the hospital in the first place?"

"It's all to blame Zhou Qing's little mongrel for letting everyone come up with bad ideas and let me swallow a big dung for nothing."

"In the future, I must make Zhou Qing look good!"

"Let's go, let's go to the hospital!"

So Jia Zhang's family went to the hospital in a storm.

However, in a hurry, the Jia Zhang family all forgot that they had three roast ducks, two of which were given away.

At this time, Silly Zhu and the deaf old lady finished talking and ate roast duck together.

Silly Zhu thoughtfully prepared pancakes, sweet noodle sauce and shredded green onions, and rolled them for the deaf old lady.

The deaf old lady smiled and closed her mouth:

"Silly pillar, before you know it, you have grown so big, and the whole courtyard counts you as the most filial."

Silly Zhu said modestly:

"Where, this roast duck was sent by Qin Huairu's mother-in-law, I just made a few side dishes."

The deaf old lady and the silly pillar talked and laughed and finished eating two roast ducks.

After that, the deaf old lady smacked her lips:

"This roast duck is too thin, one roast duck per person can be enough."

The stupid pillar patted his chest with a hot head:

"Deaf old lady, I also think that this duck has too little oil and water, tomorrow I will go to the roast duck shop to pick the fattest one for you!"

The deaf old lady smiled and narrowed her eyes:

"Good, good, then we will continue to eat together!"

"If I have my own grandson, I guess I won't be filial to you!"

Suddenly, the deaf old lady's expression became a little stiff:

"Strange, why do I feel a little uncomfortable in my stomach?"

Silly Zhu also frowned:

"I seem to have a little uncomfortable stomach."

"Is there something wrong with this roast duck?"

"It's impossible, this duck was raised by Qin Huairu's family, it must be fresh."

Although the two were puzzled, their stomachs hurt more and more, and they went to the hospital together in desperation.

As soon as he entered the hospital gate, Silly Zhu hugged the deaf old lady and ran into Qin Huairu's family head-on.

The family had just finished washing their stomachs, all pale and weak.

When they came to the hospital to ask for gastric lavage, the doctor quickly adjusted the pungent gastric lavage liquid.

Fortunately, although this liquid is pungent, it is obviously not a gear compared to the feces.

So Jia Zhang's goo dong dong directly finished, the process was very smooth.

Qin Huairu also held her breath intermittently to perform gastric lavage.

Jia Zhang saw that the three children refused to drink the medicine of gastric lavage, and reprimanded with a straight face:

"It's okay if you don't drink, go to the toilet and drink feces and urine."

At the same time, the three children remembered the scene of fat maggots crawling in the Maokeng, and felt that it was too terrifying, so they obediently drank the gastric lavage.

After everything was over, everyone was about to leave the hospital, and they ran into the stupid pillar and the deaf old lady.

Qin Huairu and Jia Zhangshi saw that Silly Zhu and the deaf old lady also came to the hospital, and the two of them broke the secret passage at the same time.

They walked too hastily and forgot to remind the silly pillar and the deaf old lady of the poisonous thing about the duck.

But at this point, you can only play the fool.

Sure enough, Silly Zhu was very suspicious after seeing Qin Huairu's family:

"Why did your family come to the hospital?"

"Did you all eat bad?"

Qin Huairu hurriedly denied it:

"How is it possible."

"My mother-in-law vomited for too long today, and our family accompanied her to the hospital for a check-up."

The deaf old lady didn't believe it:

"Then why is your family not looking good?"

Jia Zhangshi rushed to answer:

"Don't think about it, our family is worried about me, that's why my face is not good."

"You guys just said that you ate a bad stomach, hurry up and check, it's not good to delay for a long time."

The silly pillar and the deaf old lady heard that they really could not delay, so they hurriedly went to the emergency room.

After the examination, it was indeed food poisoning, and the stomach was also washed.

After washing the stomach, the doctor couldn't help but mutter:

"What's going on today, two food poisonings in succession?"

Silly Zhu keenly heard the doctor's muttering, and the tiger's body was shocked and hurriedly asked the doctor:

"Are you saying that someone also washed the stomach just now?"

"Is it an old woman and a young woman with three children?"

The doctor was a little surprised:

"How do you know that you ate the same thing?"

The silly pillar did not speak, holding the deaf old lady who looked dying because of stomach washing and asked the doctor:

"Why does my grandmother look so unenergetic, do you want to be hospitalized?"

The doctor waved his hand:

"It's okay, the elderly are like this after washing their stomachs, just rest for a few days."

"You must pay attention when eating in the future, and don't let the old man suffer this sin at an old age."

Silly Zhu nodded and helped the deaf old lady pay the fee and leave the hospital.

On the way home, the deaf old lady trembled and wailed:

"Oh, is there really something wrong with this roast duck?"

"I just choked my old bones in the hospital."

"Silly pillar, don't buy roast duck tomorrow, make me some porridge."

Silly Zhu nodded absentmindedly:

"Okay, I'll cook you porridge tomorrow."

"I'll ask Qin Huairu's family about the roast duck later."

After Silly Zhu and the deaf old lady returned to the courtyard, they first sent the deaf old lady home, and then went to knock on the door of Qin Huairu's house.

"Bang bang!"

"Qin Huairu, what's going on with your duck?"

The silly pillar's words fell, and the door creaked open.

After Qin Huairu opened the door, he walked out and closed the door, his expression was three points of annoyance, three points of grievance, three points of incomprehension and one point of charm.

If Zhou Qing saw Qin Huairu's rich expression at this time, he would definitely shout 666, worthy of being the most successful white lotus in the courtyard, this performance skill is really not covered.

Qin Huairu knew that Silly Zhu must have come to ask his own Xingshi to ask about sin, so he spoke first:

"Why do you ask so?"

"Silly Zhu, do you mean that my family deliberately gave you bad ducks?"

"You also saw that our family, including the children, ate roast duck, if we knew there was a problem with the duck, we would eat it ourselves?"

"I didn't expect me to be this kind of person in your eyes!"

Qin Huairu even cried at the end, tears flashed in his eyes, and he was about to fall, and he was held back by Qin Huairu's head.