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Wang Daming stretched out his palm to reveal an egg in his palm, and then his face was full of pride:

"It's raw eggs!"

"Crack the raw eggs into a bowl, stir them and spread them on your face."

Jia Zhangshi couldn't help but roll his eyes, very speechless:

"You can't eat this thing of eggs, you actually use it to paint your face?"

Wang Daming saw that Jia Zhangshi had misunderstood, and quickly explained:

"This is definitely not a good egg, but a rotten egg, a friend of mine has a lot of chickens at home, so he sold those rotten eggs to me cheaply."

"If you don't believe me, I'll paint it on you now."

Then Wang Daming was afraid that Jia Zhang would not believe it, and in order to avoid Jia Zhang reporting that he was wasting food, Wang Daming beat the rotten eggs into a bowl on the spot and mixed them well, and carefully smeared the moldy liquid on his face.

Suddenly, a strong smell pervaded, as if someone had dug a smelly gutter that had not been dug for decades.

Jia Zhang is also a person who has seen strong winds and waves and eaten secret small burgers, but she also felt dizzy after smelling this smell, and the whole person was a little unbearable.

But Jia Zhangshi remembered the purpose of her coming here, she was looking for a wife and let Wang Daming's children provide for herself.

The stick terrier also read to himself a few days ago, saying that there was a king in ancient times who ate poop in order to survive, which is really hard to believe.

Jia Zhangshi felt that since the head of a country was so powerful, he could suffer so much grievance in order to achieve his goals, what was wrong with enduring the smell of rotten eggs himself?

Therefore, after Jia Zhang wanted to understand, he endured the smell emitted by Wang Daming, which went straight to his soul, and squeezed out a smile:

"Uh-huh, okay, okay, I believe it, your rotten egg beauty method is very good."

Wang Daming's eyes lit up, he didn't expect that Jia Zhangshi could accept this beauty method of his own, which is really a rare encounter.

Wang Daming was excited and immediately pulled Jia Zhang's hand, and his mouth smiled almost to the root of his ear:

"Lao Zhang, I have a very good eye for you, it is better for you to try this beauty method, you see that there are still many in the bowl, let me help you apply it."

Wang Daming gestured to pick up the bowl and wanted to help Jia Zhangshi with a beauty.

Jia Zhangshi saw the rotten eggs in the bowl with a strong smell moving towards her, and her face turned green in an instant, thanks to the thick powder on her face, Wang Daming did not notice anything abnormal.

Jia Zhang's conditioned reflex hurriedly dodged and made an excuse:

"Lao Wang, I thank you very much."

"But it's inconvenient for me to wear makeup today, try it another day."

Wang Daming looked up and saw Jia Zhangshi's face that was whiter than the newly brushed wall, and immediately slapped the door of his head:

"Oh, I was happy for a while, I didn't notice that you still wore makeup."

"I didn't find it before, Lao Zhang, you are quite good."

Jia Zhangshi heard Wang Daming praise herself again, she could no longer control her turbulent heart, and stretched out her claws against Wang Daming's chest.

And Jia Zhangshi also had inspiration in his heart, and blurted out:

"Wang Daming, don't move, there is something on your chest."

Wang Daming really didn't move, a little curious:

"What, dirty?"

Jia Zhangshi shook his head, and the salty pig hand swam Wang Daming's chest, revealing an idiotic smile:

"It's not dirty on your chest, it's a look that I really can't take away."

Wang Daming suddenly felt a group of crows rattling above his head, when did Jia Zhang's be so oily?

Very good, these days stir-fry can save oil and cook it directly with water.

The corners of Wang Daming's mouth twitched, and his tone became resistant:

"Lao Zhang, don't be like this."

"Please pay attention to the image."

"I'm not a random person."

Jia Zhangshi was already blinded by lard at this time, and he smiled:

"Lao Wang, you just showed me goodwill, and took the initiative to take my hand, don't pretend to be reserved!"

"What image do I want in the face of you, hahahaha!"

After Jia Zhangshi finished laughing, he had completely abandoned his reserve, let go of himself, and did an extremely frustrating thing to Wang Daming.

Wang Daming could have resisted Jia Zhang's crazy behavior with male strength, but Wang Daming was even more afraid of making a big noise, and after being heard by his neighbors, he became a laughing stock.

Therefore, Wang Daming could only endure the humiliation, while explaining that he actually regarded Jia Zhang's brother, while doing ineffective resistance, and had to endure Jia Zhang's crazy behavior.

Five minutes later.

Jia Zhangshi is a little strange, why didn't Wang Daming's body move?

Jia Zhang's did not give up, and it was another burst of animal behavior.

After another five minutes, Jia Zhangshi looked puzzled, panting and asking Wang Daming in front of him:

"Lao Wang, do you have a problem?"

Wang Daming's top was slightly open at this time, his face was full of lipstick, and he faintly saw that there were lipstick marks on his chest.

Wang Daming was unloveable at this time, it's over, he was ruined by a crazy old widow with a bad head, how should he face Ruoyu?

Seeing that Wang Daming's eyes were empty and did not speak, Jia Zhang asked again cryptically: "Wang Daming,

have you not bought Zhou Qing's kind of body replenishing pills?"

Wang Daming shook his head:

"I bought it, my daughter-in-law bought it and gave it to me."

Jia Zhangshi suddenly realized and felt that he understood.

Wang Damingdu's divorced daughter-in-law must have made it up casually.

Jia Zhangshi was very sympathetic and thoughtfully said:

"Oh, I see, you are not in good health, it doesn't matter, I will go to Zhou Qing to give you two pills to replenish your body, to ensure that you will be strong in the future."

Then Jia Zhangshi smacked his lips, straightened his slightly wrinkled clothes, and left Wang Daming's house with regret and regret.

Wang Daming felt that there was darkness in front of him at this time.

I obviously thought that it was just to discuss the education of children, but I didn't expect that this old widow was disrespectful to the old and tried to force herself?

Fortunately, he is a person with a bottom line, and he has a backbone in the face of Jia Zhang's animal behavior... No response.

Jia Zhangshi thought that he couldn't do it, in fact, because Jia Zhangshi's face made people unable to lift their spirits at all.

Forget it, Wang Daming really doesn't want to remember the humiliating experience just now, and he wants to go to his daughter-in-law to smooth the scars in his heart.

Wang Daming washed his face, brushed his body several times, and after making sure that there were no traces left by Jia Zhang, he closed the door and went to find his daughter-in-law.

In fact, he did not divorce, and the reason why it was rumored in the yard that he was divorced was because Wang Daming was afraid that someone would borrow money from him and deliberately tell the false news.

Anyway, he lived with his daughter-in-law most of the time, and they definitely didn't know the truth.

On the other side, after Jia Zhangshi returned home, he ripped off his cloak and complained with a resentful face:

"This Wang Daming, who has no manhood at all, does not know how to respond to my enthusiasm and let me work hard alone."

"But this strong and pressing feeling is quite exciting ♂, and I must try it again when I have the opportunity."

"Hey, what's going on with Wang Daming, usually the body and bones look quite tough, and the chain is dropped at the critical time, it's a pity."

Jia Zhang was very sorry.