Siheyuan: promoted to engineer at the beginning, wife Fatty

79th Xu Damao: Silly pillar, this is retaliation!.

Xu Damao came home from work.

Walked into the backyard and was about to enter the house.

Just a casual glance at the chicken cage on the broken chair in front of the house, I feel that something is wrong,

“Why does it look like there’s one less chicken in the cage, isn’t it more movies, eye-catching?”

Xu Damao wiped his eyes, and when he looked closer, he was stunned.

Two chickens, how did they become one? Did it run out?

Xu Damao was suddenly anxious, and looked around in the backyard, and he didn’t see chicken feathers or, let alone the missing old hen. Maybe it was given away by the daughter-in-law?

Xu Damao immediately shouted loudly,

“Oh! Moth! ”

Lou Xiao’e was lying in the house, heard Xu Damao’s shout, and immediately came out from the house, opened the black curtain, and walked out,

“What’s wrong?”

“Why is there one less chicken in our house? Did you send your mother’s house? ”

Xu Damao asked.

“Nope! Will my mother’s family send this chicken? I had a headache all day and was lying in bed! ”

Lou Xiao’e said,

“Didn’t you give it away?”

Xu Damao frowned and said, “How can I give the chicken away?” These two chickens were given to me by the cadres of the Red Star Commune when I went to the countryside to show people a movie! I raise raw eggs to eat! ”

Xu Damao’s salary is not low, although his daughter-in-law does not work, she will make some materials from her mother’s house every month, and the money goes home, and the 817 standard of living is very good, but Xu Damao is stingy and loses a chicken, which is also very heartache.

Moreover, this chicken was sent by the commune cadres in the open noodles, in fact, it was sent by the Xianghao of the Red Star Commune, looking at the old hen will remind me of the widow’s soul-destroying taste, and now the old hen is lost and does not live up to the good intentions?

No, you have to get it back!

“Could it be that the mouth of the cage is not closed tightly, and the chicken runs out by itself?”

Lou Xiao’e said.

“It’s possible! Hurry up and look at each yard! ”

Xu Damao said immediately.

Xu Damao had already looked for it in the backyard just now, so he walked into the middle courtyard to continue searching.

“Huh! It’s so fragrant, this is the taste of chicken soup! ”

Xu Damao twitched his nose and soon found that the aroma of chicken soup wafted out of the silly pillar’s house.

Xu Damao pushed open the door of Silly Zhu’s house and walked in.

Silly Zhu was cooking chicken soup in a casserole on a coal stove, and the aroma wafted all over the house.

Xu Damao remembered that he had a conflict with Silly Zhu a few days ago because of the food in the cafeteria, and warned himself to look good, should he steal his chicken and stew it in revenge for himself?

The more Xu Damao thought about it, the more he felt that it was possible, and with a straight face, he walked over and shouted: “Silly Zhu, where did you get this chicken?” ”

“Can you handle it?”

Silly Zhu looked disdainful.

“Didn’t you say the other day that you were going to take revenge on me? So you stole my chicken? ”

Xu Damao shouted.

“Lao Tzu is going to take revenge on your grandson, just wait!” I didn’t steal your chicken!” I don’t carry this black pot! ”

Silly Zhu stunned.

“Dare to steal or dare to admit it, right? It must have been stolen by you, and if you dare not admit it, it is an egg, the eighth son of the turtle king! ”

Xu Damao listened to Silly Zhu’s words, and even decided that his chicken was stolen by Silly Zhu.

“I didn’t steal your chicken, I only recognized it when my brain got into the water!”

Silly Zhu rolled his eyes with his hands in his trouser pockets.

At this time, Lou Xiao’e, who found the middle courtyard, heard her husband and the stupid pillar arguing, and also quickly ran in,

“What happened?”

“Oh! Look! Look! What’s in this casserole! This fool took revenge on me and stole our chickens! ”

Xu Damao saw his daughter-in-law coming over, and immediately pointed to it.

“Silly Zhu, you are too lacking in morality! There is a conflict with my family Damao, and you can’t steal our chickens! I didn’t want to eat this chicken, and I kept it to lay eggs! ”

Lou Xiao’e was also angry.

Being wronged for no reason, the Buddha has fire, and the stupid pillar laughed angrily: “Yes, yes, yes!” It’s time for you two to think about laying eggs! ”

“Silly pillar you!”

Silly Zhu’s words were poking at Lou Xiao’e’s sore spot that couldn’t give birth to a child, and her angry eyes were red. Can’t give birth to children, it’s also Xu Damao’s sore spot, not to mention in front of his daughter-in-law, being so insulted, no reaction, is he still a man,

Xu Damao’s face turned red, picked up the fire hook on the ground and roared,

“Silly pillar, you insult your personality, don’t you? I tell you that Laozi fought with you today! ”

Lou Xiao’e saw that her husband was going to with the stupid pillar, and quickly pulled it,

“What are you doing? We are civilized people, and we can’t get acquainted with this stupid cook! ”

Stupid Zhutian was not afraid, let alone Xu Damao, picked up a kitchen knife and slapped it on the cutting board, raised the knife and shouted: “Don’t talk nonsense, come if you don’t die, whoever is afraid of whom!” ”

When Xu Damao saw the knife, his brain sweated, he was half prodded, and he shouted in his mouth

“Don’t pull me!”

People are taking advantage of the situation to retreat.

“Here you go! Come on! ”

Silly Zhu looked down on Xu Damao even more, and provoked as if playing.

“Here you go! Grandson, you come first, grandpa let you! ”

Xu Damao retreated to the door, ready to run out, and the guts came up again.

“Come on! Just come! Sun Tzu looks at the knife! ”

The silly pillar suddenly rushed a few steps closer, and the kitchen knife waved.

Xu Damao was so frightened that he almost fell to the ground, threw the fire hook on the ground, and ran out,

“Grandson, it’s not a good man’s job to do it with you, you wait, I’ll go and call the eldest grandfather, the second grandfather, and the three grandfathers to preside over justice!”

Lou Xiao’e also panicked when she looked at the kitchen knife, and also ran out. Silly Pillar laughed.

At this time, Qin Huairu, who was also in the middle courtyard, heard the movement, and also ran in, taking away the kitchen knife in the hand of the stupid pillar: “What for?” I really want to cut people! This is a knife for chopping vegetables, not for dry racks! ”

“You think I think ah, I’m angry with my grandson!”

Silly pillars are also angry.

“What happened?”

Qin Huairu asked.

“I’m a cupboard, say cupboard steals chickens! Is there such an unjust person? ”

“Stealing chickens? Xu Damao’s chicken is missing? ”

Qin Huairu suddenly realized, and suddenly thought of what Silly Zhu said not long ago about her son stick terrier and daughter eating called flower chicken, and her face changed.

At this time, Xu Damao and Lou Xiao’e came in with the second uncle bangs.

When he was outside, Xu Damao had already told the second uncle that the fool took revenge on him and stole his chicken stew to eat.

Therefore, the second uncle already had a preconceived idea, walked to the casserole where the old hen was stewed, picked up the spoon and flipped it a few times, looking at the silly column,

“It was quite fragrant! Silly pillar, how can you do the ugly thing of stealing people’s chickens? ”

Stupid Zhu said angrily: “Second uncle, you can eat indiscriminately, you can’t talk indiscriminately, and you have to be responsible when you speak!” ”

“You less nonsense! You say, where did your chickens come from? ”

Liu Haizhong threw the spoon into the pot and said.