Siheyuan: Qin Huairu relies on me

Papapapa!

Captain Chen sent someone forward and gave them a series of trio of beatings.

It's no wonder that the two stopped yelling. They just covered their faces and looked at Zhao Xiyan with resentment.

"Oh my god, Shazhu, Jia Dongxu?"

Zhao Xiyan was stunned at first, and then he said, "You guys are really perverted... Put a toilet on your head and set off firecrackers at night?"

Puff!

Everyone laughed, even Director Zhang and Captain Chen turned their heads to one side.

"Shazhu, Dongxu... What are you doing in the middle of the night?" Yi Zhonghai said preemptively.

"We..."

Shazhu and Jia Dongxu looked at each other and lowered their heads again.

"I said... if you want to set off firecrackers at night, you can just go to the toilet." Zhao Xiyan said helplessly, "Look, my yard is full of firecracker debris, you have to clean it up for me."

"Zhao Xiyan, you are the one who sets off firecrackers at night." Sha Zhu gritted his teeth.

"Ah? You didn't go to set off firecrackers?"

Zhao Xiyan was surprised, "Fuck, there are two unmarried women living in our yard... You didn't want to sneak into someone's room at night?"

"Hiss."

Everyone took a breath.

Captain Chen and several members of the joint defense office took out their guns.

"No, no, we just went to your yard to set off firecrackers to scare you." Jia Dongxu said hurriedly.

"Fuck you."

Zhao Xiyan kicked him to the ground and said aggrievedly, "How did I provoke you... Why do you do such a thing?"

This beast.

Sha Zhu and Jia Dongxu were almost angry.

"Nonsense."

Director Zhang scolded, "You are not crazy. You set off fireworks in the middle of the night... The whole Nanluoguxiang heard it."

"I..."

Shazhu hesitated to speak.

"Are there any accomplices?" Zhao Xiyan asked curiously, "Or was it instructed by someone... Don't be afraid, Director Zhang and Captain Chen are here."

"Fuck you, I just want to set off fireworks to scare you, so what?" Shazhu said with his neck tilted up.

"Fuck, you have guts."

Zhao Xiyan gave a thumbs up, "With your attitude, you don't care about Captain Chen and Director Zhang?"

"Fuck."

Shazhu's head shrank when he heard these two names.

But several members of the joint defense office with unfriendly eyes had come over and pressed the two to the ground.

"Captain Chen, Captain Chen..."

Yi Zhonghai came over hurriedly, "There are young people in the yard, I am used to playing... Don't take it to heart."

"It is said that 'If you don't teach your children, it is the fault of the father'... Uncle, you have a good relationship with He Daqing and Lao Jia, now they are gone, you have to help discipline them?" Zhao Xiyan said happily.

"Director Zhao is right."

Director Zhang said in a deep voice, "Yi Zhonghai... How do you manage the yard? Let them do so?"

"I..."

Yi Zhonghai looked ashamed, but in his heart he cursed Zhao Xiyan's ancestors.

"Director Zhao, how do you think this matter should be handled?" Captain Chen said seriously.

"I think setting off fireworks late at night is a bit disturbing, but it is not a crime, right?" Zhao Xiyan smiled, "Don't alarm the joint defense office about this matter, let's handle it in our own yard."

"Ah?"

Sha Zhu and Jia Dongxu had a flash of fear in their eyes.

Just when he was about to speak out to refute, he saw the gun in Captain Chen's hand and swallowed his words back instantly.

"Director Zhao, this is a good proposal, this is a good proposal..." Yi Zhonghai hurriedly echoed, "This is our yard's business, we should handle our yard's business ourselves."

"Okay."

Director Zhang said in a deep voice, "Since Director Zhao said so, let Director Zhao handle it."

"Director Zhao..."

Just when Yi Zhonghai wanted to come over, he was stopped by Zhao Xiyan.

"Don't try to get close to me."

Zhao Xiyan laughed and scolded, "I have always been fair in enforcing the law... Since they have been spared the death penalty, let's just beat them with a few hemp ropes."

"Beat them with hemp ropes?"

Everyone shrank their necks.

"Zhao Xiyan, you fucking..."

"Shazhu, don't you want to spend the night at the Joint Defense Office?" Zhao Xiyan said faintly.

Shazhu immediately shut up when he heard the three words "Joint Defense Office".

"Zhao Xiyan, it's done... I admit defeat this time, how do you want to fight?" Jia Dongxu gritted his teeth.

"It's very simple."

Zhao Xiyan spread his hands and said, "Hang you under the eaves... I'll just spank you ten times."

"It's just ten spanks, come on." Sha Zhu said disdainfully.

"Very good."

Zhao Xiyan immediately had the two tied up and hung under the eaves of Yi Zhonghai, like two pieces of dried meat.

"Zhao Xiyan, these ten spanks... aren't they too many?" Yi Zhonghai hesitated.

"Uncle, you are an eighth-level fitter with strong hands, why don't you do it?" Zhao Xiyan said with a smile.

"Me?"

Yi Zhonghai waved his hands hurriedly, "I can't do it, I can't do it..."

"Then do it yourself."

As soon as Zhao Xiyan took a step forward, Sha Zhu and Jia Dongxu's faces suddenly changed.

"Don't worry, let Uncle do it."

"Yes, yes, Director Zhao, you can't play tricks."

...

If Zhao Xiyan did it, they would be dead or skinned.

Yi Zhonghai looked at the two people who were facing a great enemy, and couldn't help but said, "Director Zhao, why don't I do it."

"Okay, two people come and hang them under the eaves. " Zhao Xiyan ordered with a smile.

Two members of the joint defense office immediately stepped forward, tied the hands of the two men, and hung them up.

"Ahem..."

Yan Bugui coughed twice.

"Here, yours."

Zhao Xiyan threw fifty cents over.

"Director Zhao is righteous."

Yan Bugui immediately went to get the hemp rope happily, but was stopped by Zhao Xiyan.

"I'll go by myself."

After he finished speaking, he walked to the eaves of Yan Bugui's house, just picked up the hemp rope, but before he took two steps, he fell into the bucket with a "ouch".

"Fuck."

Captain Chen couldn't help but exclaimed.

This hemp rope touched by cold water, it would kill people.

"Zhao Xiyan, what are you doing? "Sha Zhu said dissatisfiedly.

"Sorry, my hand slipped..."

Zhao Xiyan took out the wet hemp rope and handed it to Yi Zhonghai, "Uncle...you do it."

"Okay."

After Yi Zhonghai took it, he was quite surprised and said, "Old Yan, why is your hemp rope so heavy?"

"What a joke."

Yan Bugui said proudly, "The hemp rope of the street office is not as good as mine."

"Okay."

Yi Zhonghai waved the hemp rope.

Not to mention, this hemp rope is quite handy.

He looked at Jia Dongxu, thinking of letting the water go, but he didn't expect it to be just a wave.

"Ah..."

Jia Dongxu screamed, scaring everyone.

"No, brother, does it hurt so much? "Sha Zhu disagreed.

Jia Dongxu kept twisting his body, his eyeballs almost popped out.

Captain Chen looked at Director Zhang with confusion, and couldn't help but go over and say a few words.

There was a very cool name for the whip dipped in cold water in ancient times, called "whipping".