Chapter 42: The Silly Pillar (please collect and recommend)
Facing Zou He who was about to become angry, Xu Damao could only run away in a panic.
After all, Zou He is the one who can beat up the God of War in the Siheyuan. The last time Xu Damao leaned against the window and was punished by Zou He, Xu Damao knew clearly that in terms of fighting, the two Xu Damao might not be able to beat Zou He, and he was still that kind of person.
He was beaten without any ability to fight back.
"I really didn't expect that Zou He is not only a good fighter, but he also has some brains. He can even see through my trick? Damn it!" Xu Damao sighed: "It seems that we can only take risks, this idiot Zhu
It must be rectified.”
At this time, three people walked towards me.
"Brother Damao." Erhu from the Security Department pointed at the two people behind him: "We've found people for you, what do you think of these two?"
"The two of them?" Xu Damao looked at the two skinny young men: "Is it possible? You can't reveal your secret."
"Yeah, don't worry about this. Although these two look like skinny monkeys, they can be fierce when they fight. They are famous street gangsters in our half of the street." Quan Erhu said, patting his chest: "
Leave this matter to him, there will be no problem 100%."
Xu Damao thought for a moment, Zou He didn't look fat, but his fight was extremely fierce, so he didn't doubt it.
"Sure! Let's start." Xu Damao began to make arrangements: "The person I was originally looking for to pull the strings quit. Now there is no scapegoat. Only one of you two can take charge. There are more people to take charge.
Give me a piece, which one of you is willing?"
"Me!" The two young men took a step forward at the same time.
"One is enough. You don't need two people to do the trick." Xu Damao pointed at someone casually: "Just you. Remember, you must not reveal the secret. If you find or can't control the fool, run away immediately.
, even if you are caught, you can’t say it was me who instigated it, is that okay?”
"As long as you give me money, it's no problem." The man smiled.
Next, Xu Damao made some division of labor and arrangements.
Soon, the implementation plan began.
After waiting at the entrance of the canteen for a long time, Shazhu finally whistled and walked towards the latrine.
Seeing this, Xu Damao and others looked at each other and smiled, and started to follow him.
Lunch time has not yet come, and the workers are still in the workshop. Shazhu is the canteen chef, and his time is relatively free.
I saw that silly column slowly coming to the hut, found a hole, and squatted down.
At this time, the hut was empty, except Silhu, who was alone, so it was quite quiet.
Going to the restrooms at this time are all public restrooms, and you have to queue up like usual during peak hours.
Silly Zhu squatted down and started playing the tuba.
While we were doing it...suddenly, a young man walked in.
Silly Zhu glanced at it subconsciously and couldn't help but be startled. Is this person a bit unfamiliar?
Doesn’t he look like someone from the factory?
Just as he was confused, the man walked over quickly, took out a black sack and shook it.
"Huh!" The sack was put on Shazhu's head.
"What are you doing?" Shazhu screamed and struggled.
At this time, the security guard Erhu and another young man rushed over carrying a large bucket of feces...
The two of them lifted the bucket, lifted it up, and dumped it...
As soon as the young man's sack was opened, Silly Pillar was exposed. As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw something smelly above his head coming towards his face.
"Crash la la la..."
The whole bucket of shit and urine fell on Silly Zhu’s head…
That scene was more than spectacular.
After several people finished pouring, they all held their noses and rushed out.
Silly Zhu used his hands to open a slit over his eyes, revealing his sight. The three perpetrators had already run away without a trace.
"Who..." Shazhu opened his mouth and shouted, and was immediately choked: "Cough cough... vomit! Cough cough... vomit!"
Use your hands to clean your face, and the stench on your nose, mouth, and eyes will be overwhelming...
God knows how Silly Zhu returned to the kitchen with all this dirt...
"Well... it smells so bad." Liu Lan smelled something, covered her nose and looked towards the door. When she saw Silly Zhu, she was shocked: "Oh my God! Silly Zhu, have you fallen into the cesspool?"
Others also looked towards the door, everyone was shocked.
There was silence for three seconds.
When the stench hit, everyone covered their mouths and noses, and some who had a bad appetite even gagged slightly.
"Don't come in now, my God, this stink is all in the kitchen."
I don't know who said it.
How can Silly Zhu control so much?
He immediately ran to the chopping board, picked up a kitchen knife, and rushed out.
After get off work, all the workers came to the canteen to eat.
I happened to see Shazhu rushing out with a smelly body and a kitchen knife in his hand.
"Hiss! What's going on?"
"Oh my god, it stinks so bad. Didn't this silly pillar fall into the manure pit?"
"It's all over my head. Did it get stuck in my head? Oh my god."
"Stop talking, what you are saying makes me want to vomit."
"Hey! It's so disgusting. Run, run, run."
The workers couldn't help but cover their mouths and noses and step back.
Silly Zhu rushed out, only to realize that he had no idea who he wanted to seek revenge from, and immediately shouted: "Who?! Who is it?! If you dare to do it, stand up and it will be over if I don't kill you!"
This shouting attracted the attention of workers in the distance.
"vomit!"
"I went and saw something I shouldn't have seen. It was really disgusting."
"Oh my god, I haven't been able to eat for three days. Now I need it."
Countless people were disgusted and backed away.
The workers all retreated to a distance where the smell was less intense, and began to watch the excitement curiously.
Even if you fall into a manure pit, your head won't be covered with it, unless you plunge into it head-first.
Looking at Silly Zhu's state, everyone knows that he definitely didn't fall in by himself. There are only two possibilities, either he was filled in by someone, or he was knocked down...
At this time, the uncle came over: "Zhuzi, who did it? Tell me! I will help you teach him a lesson!"
"How do I know?" Silly Zhu held the kitchen knife with an angry look on his face: "If I want to know who it is, I have to chop him up today."
"Give me the kitchen knife, don't be impulsive, you can't be like this, don't say you don't know who it is, you just know who it is." The uncle stretched out his hand: "You can't really chop him, you have to worry about your future and your future.
Think about it?"
Of course, the first uncle doesn’t want Silly Zhu to kill anyone. If Silly Zhu goes to jail, who will support him in his old age?
"Leave me alone." Silly Zhu twisted his head and his eye circles turned red with anger.
"Give me the kitchen knife! Do you hear me?" The uncle said in a commanding tone: "You have to listen to the advice and be sensible, you know?"
"Reason?! If it were you, would you be able to be sensible?" Silly Zhu yelled angrily.
"So I am a fan of the authorities. As a bystander, I am educating you. You must listen and believe me." The old man stretched out his hand again and snatched Si Zhu's kitchen knife.
Silly Zhu was so angry that he almost cried, but he still didn't know who did it.
I don’t know how long it took for Silly Zhu to calm down from his anger. After changing his clothes and taking a shower, he still felt that his body smelled...
At noon that day, everyone was having a bad meal.
The first man took Shazhu to find the factory director and wanted to investigate the matter thoroughly.
"It's unreasonable that he could do such a thing." The factory director also slapped the table angrily when he heard this: "So, you only saw a young man. What does he look like? Can you still remember him?"
"I should be able to remember." Silly Zhu said.
"Okay, you go to the factory today and go from workshop to workshop to see if you can recognize the person." The factory director said, "Lao Yi, you don't have to go to work anymore, just go with me to recognize him."
Then, Shazhu, Yi Zhonghai, and a few people from the security department arranged by the factory began to conduct a carpet-like investigation in the factory, and they were bound to find out that young man who seemed a bit unfamiliar.
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