Siheyuan: Qin Jingru rear-ended on the 28th big bar

Chapter 49 Zou He controls thieves (please collect and recommend)

As we all know, Bangge is the most famous white-eyed wolf in the courtyard.

And in addition to the white-eyed wolf, this stick figure also has a well-known identity - the Siheyuan Pirate Saint.

Knowing that Zou He was out, Banggeng ran directly to the backyard to steal something, but found that the door of Zou He's house was locked, so he stepped on a wooden pier and looked through the window to see if there was anything good inside.

At this moment, a thunderous roar suddenly sounded from behind: "What are you doing?!"

"Ahhhhh!" Banggeng was so frightened that his whole body trembled, his body tilted, and he fell to the ground with a 'bang', and he immediately grinned in pain.

Zou He slowly walked over and looked down at the stick that fell to the ground: "What were you doing just now?"

Seeing Zou He's cold eyes, Banggeng covered his knees with his hands and forced himself to stand up: "You're not doing anything, can't you just take a look?"

As he said that, Bangge ran out rolling and crawling.

Zou He smiled faintly and was not in a hurry to deal with this stupid thing. After all, this guy didn't succeed in stealing this time. At most, it was an attempted theft, so it was hard to be ruthless.

Since you like stealing, right? Let me give you a chance.

At this moment, a familiar voice sounded in Zou He's mind.

[Ding! Congratulations to the host for completing the hidden mission ‘Scaring the stick stalk and causing it to be harmed’. According to the current scene, you will get a box of the product ‘Super Laxative Powder’. 】

Yo! Not bad. This scared it and also completed a hidden mission unexpectedly. I really didn’t expect it.

Judging from the title of this mission, I guess this guy is pretty tough, right?

Moreover, this product came at a perfect time.

It happened to fit perfectly with Zou He's plan. Originally, Zou He had said that he would buy some crotons and the like later, but with the 'Super Laxative Powder', this trip was saved.

I just don’t know how ‘super’ the word ‘super’ really is?

Zou He narrowed his eyes and immediately entered the house.

First, put some meat, meat and vegetables that have not yet been cooked into the system space.

Then he took away the meat and eggs from the two plates of leftovers on the table, then took out the 'Super Laxative Powder', scattered it on the two plates of leftovers, and stirred evenly.

"Done!"

Zou He pushed his bicycle and went out again.

At this time, Bangge returned home and discovered that his knee was broken.

"Why were you so careless? Was it Zou He who did the beating?" Jia Zhang asked.

Bangge often stole things, and often got bruises from climbing over walls and trees. He had already become accustomed to the hardships he had to go through to become a thief. He said, "It's nothing. It's just those two dishes. I didn't get them. What a pity."

Already."

"What dish?" Jia Zhang's eyes immediately lit up when she heard the dish.

"A plate of fried meat with cabbage, and a plate of scrambled eggs..." Banggeng said, swallowing.

"This Zou He eats so well every day and doesn't know how to help our family. He is really a heartless person. Why don't you bring it to him?" Mrs. Jia Zhang twisted her mouth in anger.

"He locked the door. I originally wanted to see if I could find a stick and hook him over, but he came back." Banggeng said.

"Hey, it's really a shame. You should be quiet." Jia Zhang said: "How about we go blackmail Zou He? Just say that he is making fun of him? How about that?"

"Mom, let's forget it. Zou He is not that easy to mess with." Qin Huairu immediately stopped him: "Besides, it won't sound good if you tell Zou He about it."

"Then the injury can't be in vain?" Jia Zhang rolled her eyes.

"Why don't you carry me away? Just say that my injury was also caused by Zou He." Jia Dongxu also said: "I'm already like this anyway. At worst, I will die with Zou He. This will also make a lot of money."

"Your idea is good, but you are the backbone of our family, how can we do without you?" Mrs. Jia Zhang gouged out Qin Huairu: "If we really want to die together, it should be the useless woman in the family.

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Qin Huairu: "..."

At this moment, Zou He pushed his bicycle and whistled as he walked slowly from the central courtyard.

"The opportunity has come!" Ms. Jia Zhang's eyes widened: "Banggen, go quickly and bring those two plates of food. I'll show you off at the door."

With that said, Jia Zhang rushed out and followed Zou He.

Bangge also walked out and ran to the backyard...

Zou He smiled faintly, that's right, so you took the bait?

Ignoring Jia Zhang behind him, Zou He went out and rushed to Aunt Wang's house.

Yu Li’s misunderstanding should also be dealt with.

When they arrived at Aunt Wang's house, what Zou He didn't expect was that Aunt Wang hadn't come back yet.

In fact, Zou He had a very clear attitude on this matter from the beginning.

When the two were on a blind date, Zou He made it clear to Aunt Wang while Yu Li was washing the dishes.

It turned out that Aunt Wang was drunk and did not convey the message, which led to the subsequent misunderstanding.

Zou He didn't say it in person because he thought that Yu Li was a good woman and could let Aunt Wang say it. Why did he have to talk about it himself? This would only make everyone look bad.

Women in this era are different from later generations in that they are all thin-skinned.

For Zou He to say things like "We are not suitable" and "I don't agree to have a relationship with you" directly to Yu Li's face is no less than talking directly to Yu Li's face.

If it's inappropriate, just talk coldly to her. Doing so not only doesn't give face to the woman, but also doesn't give face to Aunt Wang, the matchmaker.

So out of good intentions, Zou He thought it would be better to let Aunt Wang talk about this matter.

Unexpectedly, Aunt Wang is not at home again?

"It seems that I am going to find an opportunity to talk about this matter in person."

"Otherwise, if we delay it for a long time, it will be bad."

Zou He thought, just say it in person, it would be better if the words were more tactful.

I called the nearby neighbors and found out that Aunt Wang’s mother was ill and it would take a few days before she could come back.

After chatting with Aunt Wang's three children for a while, Zou He returned to the courtyard.

When he returned home and saw that the two plates of food had been taken away, Zou He smiled faintly and looked towards the central courtyard.

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Qin Huairu's family.

"It's strange. Why is all the meat in this dish gone?"

BangGeng stared blankly at the two plates of food.

The original stir-fried pork with cabbage only contained cabbage.

And that plate of scrambled eggs turned into a plate of cabbage.

"It's already pretty good, there's still some minced meat." Mrs. Jia Zhang said, holding a spoon, poking at the only minced meat, then stuffing it into her mouth immediately, with a look of enjoyment on her face: "Hmm...it's so fragrant, so delicious."

Awesome, awesome, you are our little hero."

"I guess my eyesight is dazzled." Banggeng said, and immediately took the chopsticks, picked up the cabbage, and stuffed it into his mouth.

"Well, let's not talk about it. Zou He's food is Xiangha. Although it doesn't have meat, it has oil and water, which is really good." Qin Huairu said while eating steamed buns.

"Bang!" A shoe hit Qin Huairu's head, and Jia Dongxu shouted: "Damn, you are a shameless bitch. She only knows how to eat. Do you want to starve me to death? Do you still have a man like me in your eyes?"

Are you crazy about looking for a wild man?"

Qin Huairu had no choice but to hold a plate of dishes and blocked Jia Dongxu's mouth.

Jia Dongxu opened his mouth wide and drained a plate of cabbage in just a few strokes.

Qin Huairu looked back and saw that the other plate of cabbage had been chopped up by the coalition forces with Jia Zhang as the leader, Bang Gang as the vanguard, and Xiaodang Huaihua as the backup.

Helpless, Qin Huairu had no choice but to take the nest and dip it into the soup. She couldn't help but feel aggrieved: What kind of life have I been living like this?

After the meal, Qin Huairu hadn't had time to clean up the house.

"Bang!" There was a loud noise, and Jia Dongxu let out an explosive fart.

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