Siheyuan: Qin Jingru rear-ended on the 28th big bar

Donate? Just kidding.

Yi Zhonghai, an old man, came here every three days to make trouble. He was hospitalized. It was just fine that Zou He didn't just go and beat gongs and drums to celebrate. He also donated money to him? Is it possible!

When he came out and heard that the meeting was about this, Zou He originally planned to leave.

Zou He didn't want to donate money, but there were people in the courtyard who wanted to donate, and Zou He didn't want to care.

No matter how much you want to donate, even if someone sells their house and donates it to Yi Zhonghai, it has nothing to do with Zou He.

But this deaf old lady didn't have eyesight. Taking advantage of her age, she forced herself to donate money, acting as if she would be a heinous person if she didn't donate money.

Will Zou He listen to her? Of course not.

So he expressed his views and then left angrily. Under the first example of Zou He, the 'big brother', everyone escaped the bad luck of 'donating a sum of money because they couldn't save face'.

So everyone left happily, feeling a little grateful to Zou He. After all, everyone had saved a little money after all this trouble.

As for Silly Pillar, this is a fool!

And you take the initiative to hit people?

In the eyes of others, he might be the God of War in the Siheyuan.

But in Zou He's eyes, Si Zhu's little fighting prowess was just a joke.

Silly Zhu was the first to hit someone, Zou He just fought back, and everyone felt that Silly Zhu deserved it.

"Zhuzi, I really can't control this matter." The third uncle was originally angry with Yi Zhonghai because he was scolded by Yi Zhonghai and criticized by Yi Zhonghai in the past two days. Of course, he was unwilling to donate money, and now he can't watch it either.

What does Silly Zhu, who is used to always defending Yi Zhonghai, think? If everyone has to donate, this Silly Zhu has nothing to spend his money on, right? Faced with Silly Zhu's request to hold Zou He accountable for the beating.

, the third uncle immediately said: "Everyone is watching this matter. It was you, Silly Zhu, who spoke first and asked Hezi to donate a hundred. This was meant to provoke trouble. Besides, it was you who attacked Hezi first.

"

"Hiss..." Silly Zhu winked in pain, and his words were a bit hot: "Hiss, but, oh, but that Hezi, that reckless guy, is so cruel, don't you care?"

"Yes, it is true that you have never hit Hezi." The third uncle said: "But you attacked first, which is your fault. Moreover, you used a shovel to hit Hezi. I really want to investigate your motive.

, it’s not like an ordinary fight!”

Upon hearing this, Silhu was immediately speechless.

"That's right, if you fight, just fight. If you hit me with a shovel, you won't care." The second uncle Liu Haizhong wanted to say something fresh, but for a moment he couldn't think of anything good. But by not speaking, he seemed useless.

I had to repeat what the third uncle said: "This is not like an ordinary fight!"

Silly Zhu had nothing to say and could only endure the beating in vain.

After all, who asked him to attack first with a shovel? Compared to Zou He's fists and kicks, Si Zhu's subjective malice would only be greater, and he wouldn't be able to take advantage at all.

It doesn't make sense in theory, and no one in the courtyard sympathizes with this idiot. Everyone thinks he deserves it.

Silly Zhu returned to the house tremblingly and lay on the bed in agony.

The deaf old lady really didn't expect that she could not cure Zou He even if she was punished by herself. She couldn't help but narrowed her eyes and thought of something.

Immediately followed the aunt to the hospital.

Yi Zhonghai's condition has not yet been diagnosed, but he is still going crazy. The hospital can only tie his hands, feet and body to the bed to ensure that no one is hurt.

"This old lady, at such an old age, why did she come to the hospital?" The doctor asked casually after explaining the condition.

"Comrade doctor, let me ask you something." The deaf old lady said slowly: "Is it possible that Zhong Hai's condition is caused by being frightened or angry?"

"What should I say? Is anyone angry with him?" the doctor asked.

"Yes, before he went crazy and beat people this time, Zhong Hai also went crazy once, but he was cursing people." The old deaf lady said calmly: "It was because of a quarrel with someone in the courtyard. This time he went crazy.

I had an argument with that person before about the fish, and Zhonghai knelt down to apologize and even compensated the person a hundred yuan. Comrade doctor, do you think he is that popular?"

"We can't find out the cause yet, so for the time being, any possibility is possible. We can't rule out this possibility, but we can't be sure," the doctor said.

When she heard "maybe", the deaf old lady smiled: "Comrade doctor, can you issue a certificate?"

"What proof?" Doctor.

"That is, it proves that Zhong Hai's illness is caused by anger. After all, someone has to bear the cost of spending so much money this time. I hope the doctor comrades can understand the difficulties of our elderly people." The deaf old lady said and immediately stood up: "I'll give it to you.

Kneel down, comrade doctor..."

As soon as she finished speaking, the deaf old lady was about to kneel down, but her movements were as slow as constipation, falling at a speed of 0.01 centimeters per second. Obviously she didn't really mean to kneel down.

"Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!" The doctor immediately supported him with his hands as if facing a formidable enemy: "Get up, get up quickly, you must not be like this."

"Comrade doctor, did you agree?" The deaf old lady smiled: "Thank you very much..."

"Stop!" The doctor immediately interrupted the deaf old lady's idea of ​​bowing to thank you, and then said with a serious face: "Old lady, I can't give you this certificate!"

"Why?" asked the deaf old lady.

"We cannot prove that patient Yi Zhonghai's illness is caused by anger, so of course we cannot prescribe it." The doctor said seriously: "I hope you can understand my work and don't make things difficult for me."

"Oh, comrade doctor, you see, it's just a matter of issuing a certificate, so why don't you help me?" The deaf old lady put on a smile.

"No!" The doctor's voice was firm.

The deaf old lady made repeated requests, but the doctor did not agree.

Just kidding, this kind of certificate is not issued randomly. Yi Zhonghai's disease has been jointly examined for a whole day. Everyone is looking for the cause. This matter has attracted much attention in the hospital. If you issue a certificate randomly, you should ask others for it.

Money? No doctor would dare to do this kind of thing randomly. Isn’t this just asking for trouble for himself?

So even though the deaf old lady tried all kinds of tricks, the doctor was indifferent.

In the end, the deaf old lady had no choice but to sigh and leave angrily, feeling very angry in her heart.

It seems that we need to find other ways to deal with Zou He.

With this plan in mind, the deaf old lady was thinking about it in her mind.

At the same time, a familiar voice sounded in Zou He's mind again.

[It has been detected that a ‘person who just took the initiative to cause trouble’ is trying to punish you behind your back. Do you want to use the punishment effect on him? 】

Zou He was shocked when he saw this prompt.

Ah, I really didn’t expect that the system has such ability. This is the first time.

The person who just started looking for trouble?

Who?

Since they are the ones actively looking for trouble, there are three of them today, Qin Huairu, the deaf old lady, Silly Zhu...

Although I don’t know who it is...

But...what the heck!

Zou He immediately waved his hand: "Punish him!"