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Teacher Miao sighed when he saw Wang Aiguo had left. He counted the tickets on the table and thought that Wang Aiguo was really amazing. The food coupons were all fine grains.

Wang Aiguo returned to the courtyard and found that the gate was locked by Yan Bugui, the stingy old man. Just after Wang Aiguo jumped on the wall, he looked down.

He said in his heart, "Oh my god, Yan Bugui is addicted to scamming people, right? He actually sat behind the door and squatted on him again."

Wang Aiguo's eyes turned and he had a good idea in his mind. While Yan Bugui was smoking, Wang Aiguo changed into a devil's outfit and lay on top of Yan Bugui's head, saying in a low voice, "Hehehe, I didn't expect there was still a living person here. Now I can have a good meal!"

Yan Bugui's hair stood up when he heard the voice above his head. He looked up and saw a ghost face with bared fangs facing him. Yan Bugui had never seen such a scene before.

He just saw that Wang Aiguo didn't come back and wanted to get some more wool. How did he lose his life?

Yan Bugui lay on the ground and cried out heart-wrenchingly, "Ghost, there is a ghost!"

Then he closed his eyes and fainted. Wang Aiguo was shocked. He didn't expect Yan Bugui to be so fragile and fainted!

Wang Aiguo jumped down the wall and ran back home to change his clothes. Hearing the wailing of the third aunt outside, Wang Aiguo's heart skipped a beat. Would Yan Bugui be scared to death by him? That would be too unfair.

Wang Aiguo hurried to the door and saw that the yard was full of people. Wang Aiguo squeezed in front of the crowd and stared at it carefully for a while. He was relieved to find that Yan Bugui was still breathing.

The third aunt sat on the ground, patted the ground and cried, "Old man, why did you die? What should we do with our family?"

Wang Aiguo saw that the third aunt had a deep affection for Yan Bugui. If she cried for a while, she would probably faint.

Wang Aiguo squatted beside Yan Bugui and said, "Third Aunt is not as evil as you say. Look at my Third Uncle, he is still breathing. He just fainted. If you can't wake him up, it's because the stimulation is not enough. Someone quickly take a bowl of cold water and pour it on Third Uncle's face and he should wake up!"

Bang Geng came over and said, "Is it okay to pee? I just need to pee!"

Wang Aiguo didn't dare to make the decision and looked at Third Aunt. Third Aunt nodded at the people who didn't move.

Bang Geng took off his pants to his heels and poked at Yan Bugui's face. Yan Bugui opened his eyes and was about to shout that there was a ghost, but he was poked by Bang Geng as soon as he opened his mouth.

After peeing, Bang Geng moved to Yan Bugui's face and shook it. Yan Bugui was stunned when he saw this.

People in the yard said, "Don't say it, the new pump is still good!"

Yan Bugui felt insulted after drinking the urine and pulled Bang Geng to beat him.

When Jia Zhang saw that her grandson was about to be beaten, she could not stand it any longer, so she hurried over and grabbed the stick and ran back to the crowd.

"Yan Bugui, don't be ungrateful. If it weren't for my grandson's kindness to save you, you would still be unconscious now. Besides, the third aunt agreed to this matter. If you still want to do something to my grandson now, I will blackmail you to death!"

Yan Bugui looked at the third aunt, and the third aunt's evasive look proved that what Jia Zhang said was true.

Yan Bugui felt that he would not be able to face people in the future, so he hurriedly got up from the ground and found something wrong. His pants were wet. It turned out that he was scared and incontinent after fainting!

Everyone covered their noses and looked at Yan Bugui who ran home, wondering why Yan Bugui smelled so bad.

Sha Zhu even made a bold guess and said, "I think the third uncle might have pooped his pants pocket!"

After listening to Sha Zhu's words, everyone thought it was more and more possible.

Yi Zhonghai also wanted to laugh but he had to hold it in front of Yan Bugui's family.

"Okay, go back and rest. I'll go with the second uncle to ask what's going on. Let's go!"

How could Wang Aiguo miss such a wonderful moment? He stayed where he was and lit a cigarette for Yi Zhonghai. Seeing Liu Haizhong's expectant face, he also lit one.

Liu Haizhong usually doesn't smoke Chinese cigarettes. He took the cigarette and took a deep breath and said, "Aiguo, you are really capable. You smoke such good cigarettes. I'd be satisfied if those bastards in my family had a little bit of your ability!"

"Uncle, Aiguo is almost done. Let's go to Old Yan's house. I feel that things are not simple when I hear Old Yan's shouting!"

The three of them covered their noses as soon as they entered Yan's house. The third aunt took Yan Bugui's changed clothes to the yard and soaked them in water.

Liu Haizhong said tactlessly, "Old Yan, you really pulled your pants into your pocket. Don't worry, I won't tell anyone about this. Tell me what you shouted just now and why you fainted!"

Yan Bugui felt his bladder contract when he thought of what happened just now.

"You can't tell this outside the hospital. I saw a ghost. I saw it clearly. The tooth must be five centimeters long and it was on my head. If I had reacted slower, I would have died!"

In the roomEveryone except Wang Aiguo was shocked by Yan Bugui's words, especially Liu Haizhong, who had seen the ghost of death in the backyard before, so he believed Yan Bugui's words even more.

Wang Aiguo looked at the nervous people and said, "Don't say this. If it gets out, Uncle Sanye's job as a teacher will be over. It's even more serious if the teacher promotes feudal superstition. If he doesn't do it well, he will be sent to the Great Northern Wilderness!"

Yan Bugui listened to Wang Aiguo's words and thought that it was indeed the case. With his body, let alone doing that kind of work, he would probably die before he even got to the ground.

Yan Bugui jumped off the bed in a hurry, knelt in front of everyone and said, "Everyone has lived in the courtyard for so many years, you must not tell anyone, I beg you!"

Yi Zhonghai hurriedly pulled Yan Bugui up.

"Old Yan, can you calm down? We are neighbors, don't worry. We will never tell anyone about this. No one is allowed to mention this again. We will just pretend that we have never been here."

Just when the three were about to leave, the basin of water that Auntie San had placed outside was kicked and spilled. Everyone rushed to the door to see who it was, but the person had already disappeared.

Yan Bugui looked pale when he saw someone outside.

Wang Aiguo was afraid that Yan Bugui would be upset and said, "Don't worry, Uncle San. Even if this matter gets out, we can prove to you that it is all nonsense from others. It will not affect you."

Yan Bugui looked at Wang Aiguo gratefully. He really wanted to die just now, but after listening to Wang Aiguo's words, he let it go. As long as he didn't lose his job, others could say whatever they wanted.

After Liu Haizhong returned home, he couldn't help thinking about Yan Bugui's appearance. The loud laughter attracted the whole family.

Seeing Liu Haizhong so happy, the second aunt approached him and asked what happened. Liu Haizhong simply forgot the promise he made at Yan Bugui's house and told him everything about Yan Bugui.

Like Liu Haizhong, Jia Zhangshi overheard the conversation and told Qin Huairu about it when she got home.