Siheyuan: Start as a truck driver

Looking at the Chinese cabbage, Chinese cabbage, white radish, carrots piled in the big pot...

Nan Yi fell silent.

There is nothing wrong with these green vegetables. Conditions are difficult these days, and many people eat these vegetables all year round.

The key is that now is the time to hold a banquet.

Who holds a banquet and serves guests all vegetarian dishes?

Shaolin Temple?

Nan Yi felt that this job was not easy to do.

He took a deep breath and looked at Yan Bugui: "Third uncle, let's..."

"Don't speak yet!"

Yan Bugui waved his hand to stop him.

Looking at the vegetables in front of him, he had a kind smile on his face: "These are all good things."

"Good stuff?" Nan Yi raised his eyebrows.

"Yes." Yan Bugui nodded and said, "You know, when I was a child, there was a lot of war and chaos. It was a good thing to be able to eat cornbread. Where did I eat vegetables?"

After speaking, he added: "Also, aren't the higher-ups advocating diligence and frugality now? As the third master of the courtyard, I should respond to the call from the higher-ups."

"But......"

"There is nothing to be ashamed of."

Yan Bugui made the final decision: "I heard that you are the heir to the palace cuisine and your cooking skills are superb, even better than Silly Zhu. You will definitely be able to make everyone eat delicious dishes, right?"

Then he looked at Nan Yi, his eyes full of expectation: "Nanyi, I'm counting on you today!"

After saying that, Yan Bugui turned around and left, going to the gate to greet the guests.

"Oh, Lao Zhang, you are here. Let me tell you, the cook I hired this time is Nan Yi, the master chef of the steel rolling mill. You are in for a treat at noon today!"

Nanyi is messy in the wind.

"...."

Are you kidding me? There is just such a large pile of vegetables. Even if Comrade Yi Yin comes, there is nothing he can do to help.

Nan Yi's scalp almost exploded when he looked at these big dishes in front of him.

But there is no way!

We can't let our guests go hungry.

As a cook, you can only cook dishes based on the ingredients provided by the host.

Nan Yi rubbed his forehead and made up his mind to cook an all-vegetarian feast today.

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No matter what age you are in, attending a wedding is a joyful event.

Especially in this era when entertainment activities are scarce, the young people gathered in Yan Jiecheng's house after breakfast.

Liu Guangfu and Liu Guangtian from the Liu family, Silly Zhu from the He family, Xu Damao from the Xu family, and four or five young men looked at the new wife sitting on the bed, laughing and joking.

Silly Zhu walked up to Yan Jiecheng in a swagger and looked at him sideways: "Jie Cheng, you are getting married today. My brother is very happy, but according to the rules of our courtyard, you have to perform some small performances."

The so-called performance is actually a wedding ceremony.

The wedding ceremony is usually held on the night after the wedding banquet. It is a way for the groom and his wife to congratulate each other. Elders, peers, and juniors all gather in the new house to congratulate the newlyweds. "There is no big or small day for three days."

The saying goes, "The more you make trouble, the happier you will be."

only.

Having a wedding ceremony has become a bad habit in some places. In some remote mountain villages, new wives are often stripped naked.

There are even cases where the child born after ten months of marriage looks nothing like the husband.

certainly.

The situation in the capital is much better, everyone is civilized.

Even if it is a civilized wedding ceremony, it is essentially making fun of the groom and his new wife. Yan Jiecheng certainly does not want such a cute and gentle Huang Xiaocui to be made fun of by them.

However, he was really a little afraid of Silly Zhu. This guy went crazy and refused to recognize his relatives.

"Brother Silly Zhu, please keep your voice down, don't scare Xiao Cui."

"Haha, I didn't expect that, Yan Jiecheng, you are so attentive. Okay, brother, I won't embarrass you, you can act like eating an apple for your brothers."

The so-called apple nibbling is to hang an apple on a string and be carried by a young man. The groom and the new wife start nibbling the apple from both sides. When the apple is finished, the game ends.

Of course, the young man carrying the apple will not let them complete the task so easily.

Chewing an apple is one of the simpler games.

Seeing Yan Jiecheng still chattering there, Xu Damao got a little angry and said with a cold face: "Yan Jiecheng, when I got married for the first time, you asked me to perform threading a needle, and when I got married for the second time, I performed a telegram

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Now I ask you to act like eating an apple. If you don't want to, don't blame me for not saving face for you."

"Yan Jiecheng, back then I..." Silly Zhu was also beside him. Halfway through his words, he remembered that he was never married, so he could only shut his mouth.

Damn Xu Damao, he has been married twice...

Yan Jiecheng didn't dare to take charge of this matter, so he could only turn his attention to Huang Xiaocui.

Huang Xiaocui has seen the big world, how can she be frightened by a small show.

She stood up slowly, walked to everyone and said with a smile: "Since everyone is so happy, Xie Cheng and I will help everyone."

She was crisp and generous, which was completely different from her shy look just now, which surprised many people.

Xu Damao patted his thigh and said with a smile: "Look, lesbians can still have fun!"

While Xu Damao was speaking, he took a deep look at Huang Xiaocui.

When he was young, he had a lot of fun and often hooked up with little girls and old sisters-in-law.

Although Huang Xiaocui was conservatively dressed, Xu Damao couldn't hide the filthy smell emanating from her bones.

Ordinary girls, even if they are outgoing, would be too embarrassed to know what to do when faced with the teasing of gay men on such occasions.

Only a girl whose behavior is not decent in daily life would disapprove of it.

It seems that Yan Jiecheng really married a good wife this time.

Of course, Xu Damao would not remind Yan Jiecheng. If he and the Yan family did not deal with each other, he would only wish for Yan Jiecheng to be unlucky.

He asked someone to fetch an apple from the fruit plate in the main room, found a rope, tied it to the handle of the apple, and then carried it in his hand.

"Okay, now you can start."

Huang Xiaocui rolled up her sleeves and took Yan Jiecheng's hand: "Brother Jiecheng, come on!"

"...Come on." Yan Jiecheng nodded dully.

The two stood on both sides of the apple, and then gnawed at the apple at the same time.

Xu Damao had quick eyes and quick hands. When the two of them were about to nibble on the apple, he gently pulled the rope up.

The apple disappeared from the front of the two people, and their faces were pressed together under the action of inertia, making it look like they were kissing.

The two people's embarrassment caused a burst of laughter from the young people.

This is the essence of the game of eating apples.

Normally, after the groom and the new wife have nibbled each other a few times, the comrade carrying the apple will put a little water in the apple to let them nibble on the apple, and then end the game.

In this way, everyone can have fun without making the groom and his new wife look bad.

But the one carrying apples today is Xu Damao.

Xu Damao was always full of evil, so when he got this opportunity to deal with people in an honest and fair manner, he naturally had to enjoy it to the fullest.

I saw that he had quick eyesight and quick hands. Every time Yan Jiecheng and Huang Xiaocui's mouths were close to the apples, he was able to pick up the apples in time.

"Bah, bah, bah, bah"

For half an hour, Yan Jiecheng felt that his mouth was red and swollen, and he could not bite the apple.

He just let it go, Huang Xiaocui's aggrieved eyes turned red at this time, and that aggrieved look made people feel pity.

Yan Jiecheng saw it in his eyes and felt pain in his heart.

He also knew that continuing like this was not an option, so when Xu Damao wasn't paying attention, he grabbed the apple, put it in his mouth and gnawed it.

In just a moment, he had chewed up a big apple until only the core was left.

"Yan Jiecheng! How dare you cheat!" Xu Damao was furious when he saw this. He hadn't had enough fun yet!

Yan Jiecheng glanced at Huang Xiaocui, and when he saw Huang Xiaocui's encouraging eyes, he was filled with courage.

He straightened his chest and walked up to Xu Damao. He was already taller than Xu Damao, but now he deliberately stood on tiptoes and looked down at Xu Damao.

"Xu Damao, if you dare to make trouble again, don't blame me for being rude!"

Seeing Yan Jiecheng getting angry, Xu Damao felt a little scared.

Although he is a talkative king, he may not be Yan Jiecheng's opponent when it comes to fighting.

Especially when there were Yan Jiefang and Yan Jiekuang staring at them.

However, Xu Damao was still a little unwilling to spare Yan Jiecheng.

He saw Silly Zhu standing aside like a black iron tower. He turned his eyes and realized that his plan was based on his heart.

"Ahem, Jie Cheng, it's not fun for you to be like this. Look, you are getting married for the second time. I was also getting married for the second time. You had so much fun at my wedding. Today you are getting married and you don't let us have fun. It doesn't make sense.

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Saying that, Xu Damao hit Shazhu's arm with his elbow: "He Yuzhu, what do you think?"

This was the first time Xu Damao called Sha Zhu by his name, which made Sha Zhu a little flattered.

When he thought that Yan Jiecheng had been married twice, he suddenly became furious.

He is almost forty years old and has never been married once. Why should they!

Silly Zhu glared at Yan Jiecheng fiercely: "Yan Jiecheng, what you just did was just playing rogue! No, you have to play it again."

"Yes, yes, you have to play it again!" Xu Damao clapped his hands and applauded, "Xie Cheng, if you play it again today, I will let you go!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard Yan Jiecheng yell: "Xu Damao, shut up!"

"You brats, get away from me!" Yan Jiecheng finally couldn't bear it anymore.

Do these bastards really think they are made of mud?

No, even if he is made of mud, he still has a bit of a hot temper.

After getting angry, Yan Jiecheng looked at Huang Xiaocui proudly, as if to say, Wife, do you think your husband is great?

"Snapped!"

Yan Jiecheng was feeling proud when he felt a huge pain on his forehead.

He raised his head and saw Silly Zhu slowly put away his palms and glared at him fiercely: "Yan Jiecheng, how dare you play rogue with me."

"I'm telling you, if you don't play again, we won't be done with this today." Silly Zhu threatened.

Yan Jiecheng looked at Silly Zhu in front of him and suddenly felt that he was a bit ridiculous.

I, Yan Jiecheng, am getting married today. Are you coming to make trouble with me?

You really think that I, Yan Jiecheng, am easy to bully!

Yan Jiecheng waved his hand: "Liberation, Jie Kuang, let's go together!"

"Yes!" Xie Kuang promised loudly.

Xie Kuang is also a militant and often fights.

The same is true for liberation.

They had suffered a defeat at the hands of Sha Zhu two days ago, and they had long been holding back their energy and wanted to compete with Sha Zhu again.

The three of them rushed towards Silly Pillar like tigers descending the mountain.

When Shazhu saw the three people swarming forward, he didn't panic. He shouted loudly and went forward to greet them.

"Bang bang bang..."

Everyone in the courtyard couldn't help but widen their eyes when they heard the noise.

I saw three people rolling on the ground, all with bruises and swollen faces, and they were in extremely miserable condition.

"Oh, it's so miserable!"

"Yan Jiecheng and the others can't beat Silly Zhu!"

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"Jiecheng, Jiecheng!"

Yan Bugui heard the noise and came in from outside. Seeing Yan Jiecheng being beaten, he immediately ran forward to help him, shouting: "Silly Zhu, stop it, stop it!"

But Silly Zhu continued to kick Yan Jiecheng as if he didn't hear it at all.

"stop!"

At this time, Wang Weidong, who had just paid 80 cents as a member, also rushed into the house.

He strode forward and kicked Shazhu on the butt, knocking Shazhu to the ground.

Silly Zhu was kicked to the ground and suddenly became angry. He got up from the ground and was about to rush towards Wang Weidong again.

Wang Weidong sneered, waved his fist, and hit Sha Zhu on the chest with a straight punch, sending Sha Zhu flying away.

Silly Zhu fell to the ground and immediately clutched his chest, grimacing in pain. He could not recover for a long time.

Huang Xiaocui's eyes sparkled as she watched.

Silly Zhu, who was able to fight one against three just now, couldn't even block Wang Weidong's punch.

This shocked her greatly.

In comparison, Yan Jiecheng is a waste, he just plays games and is no match for others.

Alas, how happy it would be to marry a man like Wang Weidong!

Silly Zhu also came to his senses at this time. When he saw clearly that it was Wang Weidong who attacked him, he felt a little regretful.

Over the years, he had frequently fought against Wang Weidong, and was beaten to a bruised face every time.

"One, uncle..."

Silly Zhu was about to say something when Xu Damao came up from behind, glared at Silly Zhu and said: "Silly Zhu, you were so outrageous just now. Today is Brother Yan Jiecheng's special day. We are all neighbors in the same compound.

How could you do it! Do you know that you were destroying the unity among the residents just now? Fortunately, I stopped you, otherwise, you would have caused a big disaster."

What does it mean to stab someone in the back? This is it.

The reason why Silly Zhu took action was originally because he was encouraged by Xu Damao, but now Xu Damao actually beat him up.

"You...you..." Silhu was so angry that he almost vomited blood. He pointed at Xu Damao with a ferocious expression.

"What am I!" Xu Damao sneered and said: "Silly Zhu, I understand you. You have not been able to get married for so many years. You are jealous that your brothers can marry such a good wife. However, today is your big day.

Even if you feel uncomfortable, you can't cause trouble!"

"You know, just based on your behavior just now, the third uncle can send you to the police station."

Silly Zhu took two deep breaths and gradually woke up.

Obviously, he was fooled again.

It was different from the past. In the past, he could just stand up and blast Xu Damao with no care. Then, with Yi Zhonghai covering him, Xu Damao could only break his teeth and swallow it in his stomach.

But now that Yi Zhonghai has fallen, if he really offends the public, he will be in big trouble.

Thinking like this, Shazhu stood up and forced out a smile: "Master, yes, I'm sorry."

After saying that, he left the Yan family with a dull expression.

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