Chapter 63: The deaf old lady's character collapses!
It turns out that the real age of this old lady is eighty-three years old.
In this case, the purpose of this birthday banquet is easy to guess.
This is nothing more than using this birthday banquet to collect contributions from everyone in the yard and cut a wave of leeks!
Such means are exactly the same as the character in the original book.
Hypocritical, but also good at calculating!
At this moment,
Li Jianguo seems to have a plan in his mind.
It seems that today is a good opportunity to make this deaf old lady lose her reputation and lose her position in the yard!
"Eighty-three? What eighty-three?"
"Did the old lady just say eighty-three?"
"Could the old lady have said something wrong? Wouldn't she be 90 after the Chinese New Year?"
……
On the other side, everyone started to whisper to each other after hearing what the deaf old lady said just now , wondering if they had heard it wrongly. At this time, Yi Zhonghai and Sha Zhu were sweating profusely. No way. Old lady, you almost blew yourself up?!
"Old lady, don't be anxious. Today you are the birthday girl. You are the oldest in this hospital. Although Li Jianguo's behavior is annoying, please don't ruin your mood."
"Look at you, you are so anxious that your mouth is slipping."
Yi Zhonghai hurriedly walked to the old lady, shook his head and said with a smile.
On the one hand, he was helping the old lady out.
On the other hand, he was reminding the old lady not to say the wrong thing again.
He knew Li Jianguo.
Li Jianguo was famous for finding loopholes in people's words.
If Li Jianguo asked something, he and Sha Zhu would probably be implicated. As soon as
Yi Zhonghai said this, the crowd soon quieted down a little.
Well, it should be a slip of the tongue.
At this time, the deaf old lady couldn't help but take a deep breath, nodded at Yi Zhonghai, and then looked at Li Jianguo again.
But before she opened her mouth,
Li Jianguo spoke first.
"Old lady, you just said you were eighty-three. Is your real age eighty-three?"
"This so-called 90th birthday, is it just something you made up?"
The next second, the deaf old lady was a little anxious, and without any hesitation, she wanted to explain directly and then angrily rebuke Li Jianguo.
However, when she said this, it turned into:"Yes, my real age is 83 years old."
"I made up this 90th birthday party."
"I……"
The deaf old lady was stunned at this moment, and she was so scared that she covered her mouth again.
When these words came out, everyone in the courtyard was dumbfounded.
"What? The old lady is really only 83 years old~?"
"I must have heard it right this time!"
"What's going on? Did the old lady make up this 90th birthday herself?"
"Does the old lady want to celebrate her birthday in advance?"
"Go away, how can you celebrate your birthday seven years in advance?"
"Is the old lady confused?"
……
The deaf old lady's words really made everyone confused.
However, due to the good reputation of the old lady for many years, everyone was shocked.
But for a while, they could not completely break the good image of the old lady in their hearts.
Yi Zhonghai, who was standing aside, looked very different at this moment.
What is the deaf old lady talking about?!
"Old lady, you……"
""Uncle Yi, I'm talking to the old lady, why are you butting in? Could it be that the old lady made up the birthday banquet and it has something to do with you? Is there any special purpose?"
Yi Zhonghai was about to explain to the old lady again, but was interrupted by Li Jianguo.
At the same time, Li Jianguo looked at the deaf old lady and continued to ask
"Old lady, tell me, what is the purpose of this fabricated birthday party?"
"And did you come up with this idea by yourself?"
The old lady gritted her teeth this time and didn't rush to answer.
After seriously considering what she was going to say, she spoke.
"The purpose is to collect birthday gifts and birthday money from everyone, to satisfy my vanity, and at the same time to collect money for Zhuzi to buy a bicycle."
"This idea came to me myself, but it was only implemented after discussing it with Zhonghai and Zhuzi."
As soon as she finished speaking, the old lady's face changed drastically.
Obviously, this was not related to what she wanted to say!
But at this time, she couldn't take it back.
At this moment, the expressions on the faces of the guys in the yard can only be described in two words: extreme shock! (To read the exciting novel, go to Fulu Novel Network!)
They were even shocked to the point that they couldn't believe that these words would come from the mouth of the deaf old lady.
Making up a birthday banquet and then scamming them.
This is too vicious!
You know, the life pressure of the guys in the yard is not small.
In order to raise money for the birthday gift for the old lady, they squeezed it out of their family's living expenses! []
Originally, I wanted to make the old lady happy.
Unexpectedly, this was just a plan of the deaf old lady and Yi Zhonghai and Shazhu!
At this moment, everyone's face couldn't help but sink.
On the other side, Yi Zhonghai and Shazhu were stunned.
The three of them were all on the same boat, and this idea was originally planned by the old lady herself.
Why did the deaf old lady blow herself up now?
"Old lady, are you a little confused?"
"When did Zhuzi and I plan this ridiculous birthday party with you?"
Uncle Yi Zhonghai was trying to excuse himself and Sha Zhu, and at the same time, he was constantly winking at the old lady.
"That's right, old lady, you can't say that!"
Sha Zhu also hurriedly stood up and winked at the old lady.
However, the old lady's next words directly made him lose his mind.
"I'm not confused"
"When was it planned?"
"Later, when the meeting was held, you and Zhuzi sang the same tune and deliberately raised the amount of birthday gifts so that everyone would feel embarrassed to give too little."
After this was said, everyone in the courtyard was no fool.
Everyone basically knew the whole story.
"Well, you old woman, you are still here working with Uncle Yi and that idiot Sha Zhu to defraud our money!"
"I respected you so much before!"
"No, I have to take this money back!"
Xu Damao took the lead, cursing as he went to the table and took back his money and birthday gift.
With Xu Damao's start, the big guys in the courtyard could no longer stand.
"'That's right! I didn't expect the old lady to be this kind of person!"
"Damn it! My family saved up for a week to get this birthday gift, and I almost got cheated!"
"That's right, she was originally happy to hold a birthday party for the old lady, but in the end she just wanted to raise money for Sha Zhu to buy a bicycle! What the hell!"
"Uncle Yi and Shazhu are not good people either!"
"That’s right! And I think the title of Uncle One is better to be given to Uncle Two!"
"Fortunately, Li Jianguo asked a few more questions, otherwise we would still be kept in the dark!"
……
Everyone was cursing and taking back their money. Some people with bad tempers even overturned the table in the yard.
For a moment, the whole backyard was in chaos.
The respect for the deaf old lady was gone, replaced by extreme disgust.
After a while, there were only a few people left in the crowded backyard, and only messy tables and chairs were left.
"Don't……"
"Let us explain……"
Yi Zhonghai was really confused at this time. He wanted to explain but he didn't know where to start. In the end, he could only sigh and look at the old lady.
"Old lady, what on earth are you trying to do to (Zhao of Qian)?"
Yi Zhonghai frowned and questioned.
Now, his reputation as a great uncle is gone.
"That's right, old lady, if you do this, how can the three of us stay in this yard in the future?"
Sha Zhu also spoke, his face was ugly, his tone was angry and a little inexplicable.
Facing the two, the deaf old lady only said one sentence
"I don't know either, I just don't want to tell a lie."
That's right, even this sentence.
In fact, it's not what the deaf old lady really wants to say.
At this time, the deaf old lady was going crazy in her heart. What happened to her today?
Hearing this, the two of them turned green.
Don't want to tell a lie?
This plan was proposed by you first, and you said you don't want to tell a lie?
This is just the old lady.
If it were a"pig teammate" like this, they would have done it long ago!
"Old lady, I think you are really a little confused today."
"Zhuzi, please take the old lady back to the house. We can't hold the birthday party."
"I went to the front yard and asked the cook���Master, stop first."
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