Siheyuan: Started from a blind date and being cut off
Chapter 82 I will let you eat a pot
Xu Damao has never been a person who takes face too seriously. In order to please the leader, he can play the role of a clown.
When fighting with He Yuzhu in the courtyard, he basically never won. Sometimes he was even beaten up by He Yuzhu in public.
These are all embarrassing things.
If Xu Damao took face so seriously, he would probably have committed suicide by jumping off a building.
Of course, there is a bottom line for Xu Damao not to care about face.
Just don't shame him for not being able to have a child.
So when He Yuzhu told him the condition of calling him grandpa, he only struggled painfully for a few seconds before accepting.
"Master, master, I respect you as my master, can you loosen the rope for me?"
Xu Damao gritted his teeth, raised his heart, and shouted.
Anyway, it's just a sentence, and you won't lose a piece of meat. It's better than being tied up and watched by people who will come to work later, or being beaten by He Yuzhu.
"What? You usually call your grandpa just one word? Don't act stupid for me, be honest.
After shouting, I feel relieved, and I will help you untie the rope."
He Yuzhu clasped his hands on his chest and was very dissatisfied with Xu Damao's perfunctory call.
Xu Damao had no choice but to bite the bullet and shout: "Grandpa, you are my grandfather. Are you satisfied now?"
"Hey! It's right this time. This is how my grandson calls me grandpa.
Just stand still, Grandpa, I will help you untie the rope."
In an instant, He Yuzhu felt much more relaxed, and he had finally regained a victory.
What can happen if Li Ye is making plans behind his back?
Xu Damao was not his opponent before, and he is not his opponent now.
This time, his foolproof strategy was absolutely foolproof, even if Xu Damao went back to ask Li Ye for help, it would not work either.
If Li Ye really wanted to help Xu Damao stand out, he would also teach Li Ye a lesson.
Killing two people he hates at once kills two birds with one stone.
As he thought about it, He Yuzhu couldn't help but admire his own mind. He was so smart.
He Yuzhu helped Xu Damao untie the rope with a proud mood.
Xu Damao moved his sore legs, feet and body. Looking at He Yuzhu's sullen expression, he became even more certain that this was He Yuzhu's deliberate trick on him.
If he really did something to a woman when he was drunk, would He Yuzhu be so kind to save him based on his relationship with He Yuzhu?
Even if you really save him, you will definitely have to use this incident to beat him up and quietly avenge yourself.
Seeing He Yuzhu's complacent look, Xu Damao couldn't help but admire Li Ye secretly.
As expected of Mr. Li, he knows people well.
Li Ye said that He Yuzhu is a person who has no big ambitions and is complacent when he tastes a little sweetness and cannot tell the difference between east and west. This assessment is absolutely correct.
He just called He Yuzhu grandpa, and He Yuzhu was so happy that he couldn't find anything to do with it.
Recalling Li Ye's instructions yesterday morning, Xu Damao quickly asked: "Silly... Master, where are my pants? Why can't I find them? Why do I only have one pair of pants?"
This was part of He Yuzhu's plan to leave only one pair of underpants for Xu Damao. He hid the pants so that Xu Damao could go home wearing a pair of underpants and embarrass everyone along the way.
"I don't know. If you ask me, who should I ask? Look outside the factory and see if you can find it.
Didn't I make it very clear just now? You were drunk and held on to the girl's hand, and even took off your pants yourself.
I guess you took off your pants yourself at that time. You can’t blame me for this, you took off your pants yourself.
It's already good that I saved you. I didn't have the time to help you pick up your pants at that time."
He Yuzhu shook his head and pretended to be dumbfounded.
"Ah? That's it. That's a pity. Yesterday I had seventy yuan in my trouser pocket, as well as some food stamps and meat stamps. I was thinking about buying some food to store at home after get off work in the evening.
I don't want to thank you for saving my life. I want to give you both the money and the ticket as a thank you for your great kindness.
I didn't expect that my pants were lost. I didn't know if they had been picked up or if they could be found.
I guess I can’t find it, so forget it.”
Xu Damao said with emotion.
He Yuzhu was moved when he heard this. Last time he beat Xu Damao, but Xu Damao asked for a sum of money, and Xu Damao even went to the hospital. In short, he spent a lot of his money.
Although Yi Zhonghai helped pay most of the money, he still felt uncomfortable and felt that he had lost money.
It would definitely be a good thing if you could win back the money you lost in the first place.
He Yuzhu's heart was moved, he thought for a moment, and then said: "Ah, I remembered it. In fact, I helped you pick up your pants last night. There were so many things that I forgot at the moment.
It seems to be under the shelf. Just look for it. If you find it, I'll bring it back. If you can't find it, it's gone."
Xu Damao immediately lay down and put his face to the ground, squinting his eyes and looking under the shelves. He actually found his pants.
His guess was absolutely correct, it was clearly He Yuzhu who wanted to trouble him.
Now that he has Li Ye to help him make plans, will he be afraid of He Yuzhu's little skill?
Xu Damao took out his trousers, put them on, put on a flattering smile, and took out 70 yuan and a few food stamps from his trouser pocket: "Sir, I can't repay you for saving my life, so just accept these things."
Get off."
He Yuzhu didn't think much and accepted the money and tickets handed over by Xu Damao with peace of mind.
He felt that these things belonged to him. He had compensated Xu Damao before, but only gave them to Xu Damao for temporary keeping.
Now that Xu Damao has taken the initiative to send back what belongs to him, how can he not accept it?
"If only you had realized this earlier, I wouldn't have whipped you twice a month.
Very good, keep this attitude. Next time you make a mistake and I meet you, I will save you."
He Yuzhu put the money and tickets in his pocket and drank tea with great satisfaction.
At this time, Xu Damao had already run to the kitchen door, about ten or twenty steps away from He Yuzhu.
He had already gone through the steps Li Ye taught him and hid at a relatively safe distance. He no longer needed to pretend to be a grandson in front of He Yuzhu.
"Silly Zhu, do you really think I am a fool? I was drunk and held a girl's hand outside the factory. This argument of yours is fine to fool a fool. But you want to fool you, Mr. Xu and me, what are you dreaming about?"
Just wait for me, Mr. Xu’s counterattack is coming soon, and I will definitely give you a good meal by then."
Xu Damao said harsh words while patting the dust on his pants, his expression looked a bit ferocious.
"Xu Damao, I know you, a bitch like you, can't change your habit of eating shit. I'm waiting for you. I want to see how you can make me eat a pot."
He Yuzhu is not timid at all. He is not afraid of Xu Damao's harsh words at all, because he still has no use for the second half of this move.
This second half of the move can kill Xu Damao before he can take revenge.
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