Siheyuan: starting from security

Chapter 277: Awesome joke

When Banggeng saw the filthy things on his body, he was so disgusted that he instantly became furious. He looked at Yang Chen and cursed.

"Tie Sun, why are you scolding your grandpa? You did it yourself, and you blame grandpa for it?"

Yang Chen naturally couldn't be scolded in vain, so he replied with gloating.

"I'm a fool." Banggeng was ridiculed by Yang Chen, and coupled with the stench on his body, he couldn't bear it anymore. He picked up the bucket on the ground and threw it at Yang Chen.

However, Yang Chen had already been mentally prepared. As soon as the barrel was overturned, it had already been pushed back several meters. When he saw his movement, he dodged lightly and avoided it.

Immediately afterwards, Yang Chen picked up the bucket on the ground, sneered, and threw it towards Banggeng's head.

The stick was not as fast as Yang Chen. Before he could react, it hit his head directly, and then the remaining dirty things flowed down his head.

That scene was simply unbearable to look at.

When Yang Chen saw this scene, he also sneered.

This bastard originally wanted to be honest, but he didn't expect that he was still so bad despite missing one hand, so don't blame him.

Feeling the moisture on his face, Banggian hurriedly wiped it with his hands, then looked at Yang Chen angrily and cursed:

"Yang Chen, you bastard, I'm going to kill you."

After saying that, he rushed towards Yang Chen.

He didn't believe in this evil anymore. If he couldn't hit it with a bucket, he would rush forward, hug Yang Chen, and rub the dirty things on him directly.

"Fuck your sister." Yang Chen took advantage of the situation and launched a flying kick, which directly sent the stick flying three meters away.

Then he looked at the stick with disgust and continued to mock:

"You little idiot, you like eating food, but I don't, so don't come close to me."

"Ah." Banggeng felt so humiliated that he shouted angrily, then picked up the bucket next to him and threw it towards Yang Chen: "You bastard, I will kill you."

Yang Chen almost didn't react, but in the end he dodged it in time when it was about to hit him, but he was also a little angry.

I was still in a playful mood, but after almost encountering such filth, I was naturally no longer so polite.

He sneered, then picked up the bucket, suppressed the urge to vomit, moved a little closer to Banggong, and then directly put the bucket on Banggang's head.

Immediately afterwards, he kicked Banggeng in the stomach, and with a "thump", Banggeng flew several meters away.

Yang Chen's kick was very cruel. His stomach felt hurt after being kicked.

But the pain he was feeling physically at this time was not as severe as the pain he was feeling in his heart.

In the bucket, although there wasn't much dirt left because it had been thrown away a few times, there were still some. This time, because of Yang Chen's hood, it was all over his head and face.

In addition, he even felt it on his mouth. This time, he couldn't bear it anymore. He threw the bucket on the ground and vomited directly.

Yang Chen looked at it funny and felt extremely relaxed.

If it were someone else, he might still sympathize, but this is a joke. Naturally, the worse he is, the happier Yang Chen will be.

After watching for a while, Yang Chen suddenly had an idea and shouted:

"Everyone, wake up. Someone stole some food from the toilet and went back to eat. Come and have a look."

Originally, many people in the courtyard had already fallen into a dream.

But as Yang Chen shouted, everyone was awakened.

Immediately afterwards, the lights came on one by one.

Obviously, these people are still very interested in this person who steals and eats.

But when he heard this, Banggeng was dumbfounded, I fucked your uncle, I stole your uncle's cock, and even ate it, why didn't you die?

However, at this time, he did not dare to let others see him. He still wanted to save face. Naturally, he did not want others to see the dirty things on his body.

So, as soon as Yang Chen shouted for the first time, he started running in panic.

At first, he ran towards home.

But before I even took two steps, I saw a group of people coming over there, walking towards me in high spirits.

For a moment, he panicked and didn't dare to run toward home anymore, so he turned the other way.

"Why are you running away? It's not like you're stealing. If you're just stealing something, people won't say anything about you."

Yang Chen saw Banggeng's panic and said with gloating.

He was so happy. He had never seen Bangge so scared before.

I have never seen Banggeng behave like this when it comes to stealing meat and the like before. It seems that this time he has hit his Achilles heel, and he can develop more in this area in the future.

Bangge ignored him and looked around, preparing to find a hiding place.

"Here, everyone is here, come and see who is eating Xiang."

Yang Chen naturally couldn't give him a chance to escape, so he shouted again.

After hearing this, the people who had already run out to watch the excitement also walked towards Yang Chen in the direction, and started discussing with great interest as they walked:

"I don't know if it's true or not. There are still people eating Xiang. Is this a joke?"

"It may be true. People who are extremely hungry can eat anything. When I was in a panic a few years ago, I had nothing to eat and even ate my belt."

"It's okay to eat belts. Why are there still people eating Xiang? There shouldn't be people in such a difficult situation in our courtyard. No matter how bad you are, you can still eat a steamed bun."

"Who knows, it's probably not because of hunger. I feel like it's just a special hobby. Many people are perverted."

"Uh, I smell a stink, it's so ugly, yue."

As everyone discussed, they got closer and closer, and vaguely, Yang Chen and Banggeng both heard the sound.

Bangge was also very panicked for a moment and looked around.

The way home was blocked by a group of people, and the lights in the direction of discharge were also on. For a moment, Bangge ran away without knowing where he was going.

"It's okay, Bangge, it's normal to have sex. Our country is so big, there are always a few people with special hobbies. Don't worry, everyone will understand you."

Yang Chen looked at Banggeng's helpless expression and comforted him in a strange way.

Although Bangge's expression was pitiful, he didn't feel sorry for Bangge.

After all, if he hadn't discovered it, his family would have been in trouble. He would be the one who would be the one to laugh at it, and no one would pity him.

Therefore, when Banggeng is being watched by others, it is his own fault and humiliation.

"Clamp your mouth and wait for me, bastard."

Banggeng was already flustered enough, but when he saw Yang Chen still laughing at him, he scolded him directly.

But although he wanted to tear Yang Chen into pieces, now was not the time to worry about it. He just wanted to hurry up and find a place to hide, and he would talk about other things later.

At this time, a group of figures in the distance were getting closer and closer and began to appear.

Because it was getting late now, and in this day and age, there were no street lights or lamps, so I didn’t recognize the stick.

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