Siheyuan: starting from security

Unexpectedly, Shazhu could come up with this clever trick. It seems that it is not as stupid as imagined.

However, since you dare to use this trick, let me play with you.

Thinking of this, Yang Tian glanced at Qin Jingru and saw that she didn't see anything.

I didn't go and tell her, lest her acting skills would show off, so I put the bag in my pocket and continued cleaning as if nothing had happened.

night.

Xu Damao walked home with a duck in his hand.

When I was about to walk in the door, my happy expression turned ugly because I got a duck from a fellow villager.

When he thought about Wang Cuihua at home, he felt very bored. He felt that it would be better to be like before. Although Lou Xiao'e couldn't lay eggs and wouldn't let him touch them, she was at least eye-catching.

Alas, but Xu Damao knew there was nothing he could do, sighed, and pushed the door open helplessly.

As soon as she entered the house, Wang Cuihua walked forward, without even looking at the duck in his hand, and said to Xu Damao in a panic:

"Da Mao, when I wanted to wash the underwear I put away in the afternoon, I found that it was missing. Did someone come to our house and steal it?"

Looking at Wang Cuihua, who had freckles and acne on her face and was fat, Xu Damao curled his lips and said:

"How is that possible? You probably misplaced it. If you look for it again, no one will steal it."

Why didn't he believe that someone would steal Wang Cuihua's underwear? How hungry was he?

He wouldn't believe anyone who could see Wang Cuihua, let alone steal underwear.

"It's not one thing that's missing, but two. I've been looking for it all afternoon. I've searched the house and couldn't find it. It must have been stolen."

Wang Cuihua said dissatisfied that she was sure that her underwear had been stolen. She had obviously put it with her clothes, but now they were gone.

Seeing that Wang Cuihua was still talking, Xu Damao became a little impatient and said:

"I have been in the yard for so many years and I have never seen anyone steal this. How could someone steal this? And if they don't steal from anyone, why don't they steal yours?"

With that said, Xu Damao put the duck on the ground and walked to the back room.

This Wang Cuihua, you are really annoying. You are like a pig, and someone steals your underwear. Are you crazy?

Wang Cuihua was also a little angry. Why didn't Xu Damao believe it at all? Her underwear had just been stolen. The more she thought about it, the angrier she became, and she was ready to go talk to Xu Damao.

At this moment, Li Hao from next door suddenly knocked on the door, walked into his house, and said:

"Wang Cuihua, where is Xu Damao?"

"He's sleeping in the back room."

Seeing someone coming, Wang Cuihua was afraid of being laughed at, so she took a deep breath, relaxed her mood, and then said.

"You guys will go to the meeting place in the courtyard later, and we will all have a meeting."

Li Hao said with a bad expression. After finishing speaking, he turned around and planned to leave to inform the next family.

When Xu Damao in the back room heard this, he quickly came out and asked doubtfully:

"A hospital-wide meeting? Who informed us? What happened?"

Xu Damao asked three times in a row. It's not surprising that he was confused. In the past, there would be a general meeting once a week, but since the second uncle was arrested and the first uncle was laid off, the whole hospital meeting has not been held in the past six months.

Suddenly there was another hospital meeting, and he was naturally very confused.

"No one informed me, I informed you." Li Hao said in a stiff tone. After finishing speaking, he felt that his tone was not good, so he sighed and said:

"That's right, wasn't my wife's underwear hung in the yard to dry?

In the afternoon, I discovered that one pair was missing. I originally thought it was because of the strong wind, but I searched again and again, and couldn't find it even after searching all over the yard. So where can these underwear be blown?

I originally thought that I had lost it somewhere and forgotten it, but just now I heard Wang Qiang say that his wife's was also lost, so forget it from this family. If it was lost from these two, someone must have stolen it. We must find the thief who stole the underwear.

!”

Li Hao became angrier and angrier as he spoke, his teeth clenched.

But think about it, this is normal. In future generations, if your wife’s underwear is stolen, she will be furious.

In today's conservative society, if a wife's underwear is stolen, in the eyes of many people, it is no less than a cuckold.

"Brother Hao, your wife's underwear was also stolen. My underwear was also stolen. I didn't expect there to be such a person in our courtyard. Damao didn't believe me just now."

Wang Cuihua also said angrily, rolling her eyes at Xu Damao as she spoke.

As for Xu Damao, he couldn't say anything at this time.

Damn, this person who stole underwear is a pervert, right?

Xu Damao has also seen Li Hao and Wang Qiang's wives. Not only do they look similar to Wang Cuihua, they are just average. Why did you steal their underwear?

There are still a few beautiful people in the courtyard. If you don't steal from them, you will steal from these people. Xu Damao really doubted his life for a while.

"Okay, I have to go to the next one. Come here quickly. Let's have all the people in the hospital come and hold a meeting to discuss how to solve this matter."

Li Hao chatted with Wang Cuihua for a few more words, and then said to them.

"Well, we will definitely go there later. My underwear was also stolen. I must find the thief!"

Wang Cuihua agreed immediately.

As for Xu Damao, he didn't say anything. Although he didn't care who stole Wang Cuihua's underwear, he was really curious now who the thief was.

The taste turned out to be so strange. It was okay to steal Li Hao and Wang Qiang's wives, but stealing Wang Cuihua's underwear really made him curious. He wanted to find the thief immediately and ask him why.

Soon, Li Hao notified everyone in the courtyard.

Everyone came to the courtyard without saying anything.

Because in previous meetings, there were first and second uncles who could maintain order, but now that the second uncle is in jail, the first uncle has no place, so the scene was very chaotic. Everyone was in a mess, and they were all talking about their own speculations:

"The pervert who can do this kind of thing must be a man without a wife quickly. If he wants a wife, he will definitely not steal. Let's just find out who doesn't have a wife."

"It's so shameless. You can do this kind of thing. Even if you don't have a wife, can't you honestly find one? What's the point of stealing other people's wives?"

"I'm sure I can't find my wife like this. I asked just now and they were all lost in the morning. Let's see who is in the yard today and narrow down the range to find her."

"Well, it makes sense, but we can't rule out someone sneaking back from work."

"Let me see, there are people with criminal records in our courtyard, just Bangge and Silly Zhu. It's probably one of them who stole it."

Seeing that everyone couldn't come up with anything after the discussion, Li Hao shouted directly:

"I don't think it's better than this. Search every house. I just stole it today. It must still be at home. If I find that person, I'll chop my chicken into pieces for him and feed it to the dog!"