Siheyuan: starting from security

"No." Shazhu shook his head and said:

"Everyone should know that I sold my uncle's house a few days ago and got 1,000 yuan, right?"

Everyone nodded when they heard this.

Of course they knew it. When they found out about it, they were all filled with envy and jealousy.

To be honest, if they had known that the first uncle would die so soon, then they could have become his godson. After all, that was 1,000 yuan!

But what does Si Zhu mean by saying this? Is it related to the 1,000 yuan?

"This happened to us because Mrs. Jia Zhang was interested in my 1,000 yuan. It was because of the Chinese New Year these two days, and because of my relationship with Sister Qin, I wanted to celebrate the New Year with Mrs. Jia and Zhang.

I made couplets, firecrackers, vegetables, everything for their house, and then we drank together."

When Shazhu saw that everyone knew about it, he told the story he had just wanted to make up for a long time:

"Because of the Chinese New Year, I drank more. After I drank enough, Mrs. Jia Zhang seduced me and wanted my money.

But I definitely despised her, but I was drunk and had no strength at all, so she forced herself to do this to me."

Having said this, Shazhu looked at Jia Zhang with grief and anger, and angrily said:

"Ms. Jia Zhang, you are so mean. You clearly know what Sister Qin and I are, but you still treat me like this. You are so mean."

It has to be said that Shazhu doesn't usually act, but he can act this time.

Of course, it may also be because Shazhu thinks so in his heart.

After all, in Silly Zhu's eyes, it was impossible for him to have a relationship with Jia Zhang even if he died. If it happened now, it must be because he was forced.

"Silly Zhu, don't lie to everyone here. It's you who fucked me. If I forced you, why were you on top and not me on the bottom just now? What you said is too false."

When Jia Zhang heard this, she immediately found a loophole and started to fight back.

I can't help but feel proud in my heart, I'm a kid, you fight me.

"I don't think Shazhu is lying. He's not very good at acting. Look at his expression, it's so real."

"I don't think so. When it comes to acting, everyone can do it. When it reaches this point, you will definitely have to push it on others. But Jia Zhang's words are more trustworthy. After all, he was really stupid just now."

"What you say makes sense, but I always feel that the two of them are more like having an affair. Just look at Jia Zhang's expression just now, and she's not unhappy at all."

"I still believe in Silly Zhu. It's not for other reasons. The main reason is that Silly Zhu is drunk. How could he do something like that? I've been drunk too, and I don't have any strength in my body."

"What you say makes sense. If that's the case, then it was indeed Jia Zhang who framed Silly Zhu."

"..."

After everyone heard what Jia Zhang and Sha Zhu said, they also started talking.

Among them, those who support Jia Zhang's statement and those who support Si Zhu's statement are equally superior.

The theory that supports Jia Zhang's statement is that the silly pillar was on top when it came.

Those who support Jia Zhang's statement believe that Si Zhu's expression is very real and that Si Zhu is drunk and has no strength.

Of course, there are still some people who think that the two of them are having an affair.

"Silly Zhu, stop lying. It's your QJ's Jia Zhang. If it's true as you said, why are you walking without any sway? Aren't you drunk?

If you want me to see, it’s Jia Zhang who is having sex with you. When you had sex, you were pretending to be drunk on purpose.

Moreover, it is difficult for drunk people to feel their bodies. We are all men and we all know that you are just pretending to be drunk."

At this time, Xu Damao stood up and spoke righteously.

Xu Damao's remarks suddenly opened everyone's minds.

Indeed, if Silly Pig is pretending to be drunk, he must still be strong enough to treat Jia Zhang, an old lady, with confidence.

When Si Zhu heard this, he glared at Xu Damao angrily and said:

"The reason why I can walk now is not because of the bucket of water you just gave me."

After saying this, he paused and said:

"As for whether you have feelings when you are drunk? It's just your own. Anyway, I have feelings. Maybe it's just you."

I have to say that when Silu Zhu is not stupid, his mind is still normal. This sentence is quite right.

In this day and age, everyone is relatively conservative about this matter and doesn't like to talk about it, so they don't know if others feel it when they are drunk. If you say that you are drunk at this time, you will not feel it.

What about ridicule?

No, no matter whether they feel it or not, everyone starts to brag about themselves:

"Si Zhu's words do make sense. I feel drunk anyway, so what Xu Damao said is not true."

"Me too, isn't this normal? What's wrong with being drunk?"

"Then if you put it this way, it is indeed Jia Zhang who did this for a thousand yuan. Tsk, tsk, it's really amazing."

"It should be like this! Otherwise, it would be incomprehensible."

“…”

At this moment, there were more people who were leaning toward Silly Zhu, which made Xu Damao a little anxious.

Damn it, is it really the only one who doesn't feel it when he's drunk?

Fortunately, at this time, Mrs. Jia Zhang also saw something was wrong and spoke:

"Sinzhu, you fart, it's me you're having sex with. Stop lying here. I can swear that it was Si Zhu who took the initiative. If I lie to others, my whole family will die violently."

Since Jia Zhang made several oaths, she realized that it was nothing to swear falsely, and she no longer cared about swearing.

But everyone knows the story of the boy who cried wolf, so not everyone believes in Jia Zhang’s oath.

It still looks like Jia Zhang is deliberately seducing Silly Zhu.

Seeing this, Jia Zhang howled again:

"Dongxu, old man, after you die, look at how everyone bullies me, ugh... take me away, take me away."

Involuntarily, everyone frowned.

Yang Chen is also extremely annoyed. Why are you crying during the Chinese New Year?

He said angrily:

"Shut up. If Silly Zhu lies, then you two will confront each other. What do you want to do when you are like this in the early hours of the New Year?"

He was really speechless. To be honest, after coming to this era, he could bear everything else, but he couldn't bear Jia Zhang's howling.

It was really like mourning, more terrifying than watching a ghost movie.

"Then what else can I say? It's just me, Silly Zhu QJ. I told you, but you don't believe it. You believe him, what can I do?"

Jia Zhang shouted loudly.

"Stop farting, I can see you? You know what's going on, and it's useless to talk about it. Just stop talking about it, okay? Just pretend it's nothing, okay?"

Silly Zhu also didn’t want to talk to Jia Zhang, so he said.