Siheyuan: Starting From The Conversion Of Technicians

Jia Zhang was pointing at Yan Bugui and his father who were hiding under the tricycle to avoid the rain, and yelled at them, when suddenly they were struck by lightning!

Shazhu screamed strangely in fright, and jumped away like a rabbit holding a stick.

"Damn! You scared me, stick, let's get away, your grandma was struck by lightning."

Shazhu ran a few steps with the stick in his arms, avoiding Jia Zhangshi far away.

Stick was so frightened that he stared at his grandma dumbfounded.

Yan Bugui and Yan Jiefang, who were hiding under the tricycle, looked at each other.

"Xie Fang, have you seen it? This is the fate of all kinds of evil. Even God can't stand it anymore, so he sent a thunderbolt down and chopped her up."

Yan Bugui pointed to Jia Zhang's black face and burnt hair, and said to Yan Jiefang.

Yan Jiefang was stunned.

He hasn't reacted yet.

Yan Jiefang never dreamed that one day, he would see someone being struck by lightning with his own eyes.

At this moment, Sha Zhu, who was far away, and Yan Bugui, who was hiding under the tricycle to avoid the rain, were all looking at Jia Zhang from a distance. They all wanted to see if Jia Zhang was dead?

I heard that the people who were struck to death by lightning were all sinners. I don't know if Mrs. Jia Zhang was struck to death by the lightning?

Jiazhang fell to the ground with a thud, his whole body hurt like hell.

Just at that moment, she was scared to pee.

Fortunately, it was raining heavily, anyway, her clothes were already soaked, and no one paid attention to her pants.

After falling to the ground, Jia Zhang burst into tears, heartbroken.

She was really terrified.

She never dreamed that one day she would be struck by lightning.

"Not dead yet."

Yan Bugui curled his lips.

"Bang, why don't you go and see your grandma? Don't make your grandma cry."

Silly Zhu encouraged the stick and said.

So frightened that he quickly hugged Sha Zhu's neck, his body trembling.

"I won't go! My grandma was struck by lightning just now. If I go to see my grandma 087, what if I am also struck by lightning?" Bang Geng said angrily.

"But now your grandma is crying, why don't you go and take care of her?" Silly Zhu asked Su Geng.

"Don't worry about her, my grandma is like this, she always likes to cry, and she won't cry when she cries enough." Stickong said with a look of disgust.

Silly Zhu was speechless immediately.

Just as Sha Zhu was talking to Bang Geng, Jia Zhang actually crawled towards Sha Zhu.

"Silly Zhu, help me to see if there is any blood on my body, I feel pain all over my body."

Braving the heavy rain, Jia Zhang crawled over on the muddy ground and grabbed Sha Zhu's ankle.

Silly Zhu was taken aback.

"No! Aunt Zhang, you have nothing but water and mud on your body. You haven't even been struck to death by lightning. You are truly blessed."

Sha Zhu raised his leg, shook off Jia Zhang's dirty and muddy hands in disgust, and took two or three steps back holding the stick.

When Jia Zhang heard that she was not bleeding, she immediately felt relieved.

She slowly got up from the ground, and her eyes fixed on Yan Bugui and Yan Jiezhu who were hiding under the tricycle again.

"It's all your fault! Yan Laoxi, if you hadn't been hiding under my tricycle, why would I have been struck by lightning?"

"Get out! Both of you, get out!!"

When Jiazhang got angry and anxious, his trembling body stood still, and he even walked towards the tricycle with great strides.

When Yan Bugui saw it, he knew he was about to suffer!

"Old sister-in-law, don't be angry, we will borrow your tricycle to avoid the rain for a while, and when the rain stops, we will go out

But before Yan Bugui finished speaking, Jia Zhang's big feet had already stepped on Yan Bugui's head.

Yan Bugui screamed in pain.

"Jia Zhang, you shrew! How can you kick someone in the head with your feet? It will kill people." (ccfb)

Yan Bugui gritted his teeth angrily, and quickly got out from under the tricycle.

As soon as he got out, Lin was drowned by the heavy rain in an instant.

After Yan Bugui was driven out from under the tricycle, Jia Zhang's waist was bent, and she got under the tricycle.

"Yan Jiefang, get out!"

Jia Zhang scratched and scratched, and drove Yan Jiefang out from under the tricycle.

Yan Jiefang, like his father, was instantly drowned by the heavy rain.

"Bang, good grandson, hurry to grandma's place!!"

Jia Zhang hid under the tricycle, shouting loudly.

When Bangjiu saw that his grandma was not killed by lightning, and took back the shelter under the tricycle, he was overjoyed.

"Silly Zhu, let me go, I'm going to find my grandma.

Stick jumped out of Shazhu's arms, stepped on the mud all over the ground, braved the heavy rain, and ran to the tricycle in front of a gust of wind.

He stretched his waist and got under the tricycle.

"Good grandson, grandma's good grandson, look at the clothes on this body are all wet, it's all because of that bastard Yan Bugui, if he hadn't snatched our tricycle, how could my grandson's clothes be so wet ?”

Jia Zhang hugged the stick in his arms distressedly.

The grandparents and grandchildren hid under the tricycle to avoid the rain.

Shazhu was also drenched by the heavy rain, so he also ran over and begged: "Aunt Zhang, please make room for me, it's only a small space, I can get under the tricycle, I'm about to be drowned to death. "

Jia Zhang said angrily: "It's none of my business that you were drowned to death? Get away, don't get close to my tricycle.

Silly Zhu became angry when he heard it.

"No! Aunt Zhang, it is wrong for you to speak like this. This tricycle does not belong to you. It belongs to Uncle Cui next door. I have borrowed it several times from Uncle Cui. You also borrowed it from Uncle Cui. I borrowed it, what if I got under the tricycle to hide from the rain for a while? Don’t forget, just now I ran out of the woods with your grandson in my arms

You can't be ungrateful, can you?"

When Jia Zhang heard that Sha Zhu said she was ungrateful, she quit immediately.

"Silly Zhu, don't spew dung all over your mouth. Who are you calling ungrateful? Ah! If you hadn't rushed into the woods before us just now, would my grandson and I have followed you so far and so deep? Me and I It's all your fault that your grandson got wet and your clothes got wet, what kind of bullshit are you still telling me now? You stupid guy doesn't make any sense at all!"

Quarreling with Jia Zhang, the Lord is still too tender.

Mrs. Jia Zhang can still mess with you without paying attention, not to mention that she is still angry with a fool this time.

Jia Zhang scolded Shazhu for being a bloody sprinkler, but he didn't let him go under the tricycle to avoid the rain.

But silly Zhu was furious.

At this time, he found that Yan Bugui and his father had actually hid in a high place on the dirt road, and they were sheltering from the rain together with a chicken skin bag.

Sha Zhu ran over in a hurry, and said with a shy smile: "Master San, let me also come under your chicken skin pockets to hide from the rain for a while, I'm about to be drenched to death."

"Silly Zhu, this is not possible. Our goose skin pocket is as big as a palm, and neither of us can cover it. You still have to come in to hide from the rain? That's not possible. Haven't you always had a good relationship with Jia Zhang's family? You should go to Jia Zhang to hide from the rain.

Yan Bugui also rejected Shazhu's plea, and the father and father held a chicken skin bag, trying to prevent Shazhu from entering.

But silly Zhu was furious.

How to do it?

These are the good neighbors in the compound!!

Usually when we meet, I smile prettily than anyone else, but when something happens, I don’t even care about my butt!!

I, silly Zhu, have suffered bad luck for eight lifetimes, why did I have such a group of shitty neighbors?!!

Shazhu can't go under the tricycle now, and Yan Bugui's chicken skin pockets don't allow him. The torrential rain is so heavy that it is impossible to go home.

But where do you go to shelter from the rain, with nowhere to go before the village or behind the store?

If you have been exposed to the rain in this way, you will definitely get gonorrhea.

It is even possible to die here directly due to body hypothermia.

Silly Zhu didn't even have a wife yet, so he didn't want to just die here.

How to do it?

Stupid looked around.

There is a small forest not far away, but there is a violent storm, lightning and thunder, who dares to go to the forest to shelter from the rain?

The Jia Zhang family who was struck by lightning is a lesson from the past.

Now a thought suddenly came to Shazhu's mind: "God is short-sighted, why didn't that Dao Lei just kill that old beggar Jia Zhang? If he was killed, I, Shazhu, can take him with him Stickyong hid under the tricycle to avoid the rain."

Fortunately, Jia Zhang hid under the tricycle with a stick to avoid the rain, but he was not allowed to go in.

Silly Zhu looked around, and finally, his eyes fixed on a sycamore tree!!

The sycamore tree is not tall, the leaves are wide and big, and each leaf is like a small umbrella.

"Yes! That's it."

Silly Zhu ran over, struck fiercely, and broke off the top of the sycamore tree.

He took the top of the sycamore tree in his hand, and ran to the dirt road, trying to stay away from the small forest.

Silly Zhu thrust the top of the sycamore tree hard into the dirt road.

Then, he hid himself under the plane tree to avoid the rain.

This trick really worked, Sha Zhu suddenly felt that the rain on his body was much less.

He couldn't help but let out a long breath.

at the same time.

In the courtyard, Qin Huairu panicked.

"It's not good! Uncle One, it's not good!!"

"It's raining heavily this day, but my mother-in-law and my son are still coming back. Please help me find them."

Qin Huairu ran into Yi Zhonghai's house in the rain, begging Yi Zhonghai with tears.

"What's going on? Qin Huairu, tell me slowly, isn't your mother-in-law always at home looking after the children? Taking care of Dongxu? When did she leave the house?" Yi Zhonghai asked with a frown.

"My mother-in-law made a plan with Bang Geng last night. She said that she woke up from a nap at noon today and took him to catch golden cicadas and pheasants outside the city. After I got home, I didn't see my mother-in-law and Bang Geng. Geng, they must have left the city, but now it's raining heavily again, what do you think should be done?" Qin Huairu said, tears streaming down her face.

Yi Zhonghai frowned suddenly.

"Pillar! Pillar, come here!"

Yi Zhonghai would call Sha Zhu first if something happened.

But there was no one in Silly Zhu's room to answer.

"I heard from Shazhu that he went outside the city to catch golden cicadas and pheasants this afternoon. He probably left the city by now."

The voice of the deaf old lady came from the room next to Shazhu.

Upon hearing this, Yi Zhonghai couldn't sit still.

He also pointed at Shazhu to give him the old age, and he didn't want anything to happen to Shazhu.

At this time, Aunt San ran over from the front yard in the rain, looking for Yi Zhonghai.

"Master One, help! Please save our old Yan. This afternoon he took our second child to catch golden cicadas outside the city, and he hasn't come back yet. You said that it's stormy outside, our old Yan In case something happens with the child, how can you let our family live like this?"

Yi Zhonghai immediately realized the seriousness of the matter.

"Really! It's not worth it just to eat Jin Chan's life, just in case." Yi Zhonghai said in a heavy voice. .