Siheyuan: Starting From The Conversion Of Technicians

"What?! Lin Yu built a toilet in his own house? Is it real or not?" Silly Zhu smacked his tongue in disbelief, "Is Lin Yu out of his mind? How stinky is it to build a toilet in the house? Fortunately, he is still the workshop director of the rolling mill, so he has no common sense in life."

"This toilet was built by Lin Yu. I heard that Lin Yu dug a hole in his house and dug a ditch behind his house. The ditch leads directly to the sewer outside our compound."

Yan Bugui explained, "It is said that I bought a cement pipe in the house. After the toilet is convenient in the house, after flushing it with water, all the dirty things will be flushed down the sewer. As long as the house is cleaned with water The cement pipe inside doesn’t smell bad in Lin Yu’s house.”

"Even if the house doesn't smell anymore, there are still many problems." Yi Zhonghai frowned and said, "For example, rats, poisonous insects and other animals crawled out of the sewer, and they crawled into Lin Yu's house along the sewer."

Silly Zhu chuckled, and said: "Never mind him, let Lin Yu do it, we'll just wait and see the joke, I guarantee that what kind of shitty toilet he made in his house, it will definitely become a laughing stock in our compound, Everyone just wait and watch the excitement."

Yan Bugui and Yi Zhonghai went to the backyard, stood in front of Lin Yu's house, and watched the whole process of Lin Yu's construction.

The two of them ran outside the compound again, behind Lin Yu's house, and checked the ditch dug by the young men that Lin Yu had summoned.

Finally, they gathered at Yi Zhonghai's house to discuss this matter.

Everyone expresses their views.

Silly Zhu also came.

When he heard that Lin Yu had built a toilet in his house, Sha Zhu laughed so hard.

He laughed at Lin Yu very hard, and told everyone to wait-look at Lin Yu's joke.

next door.

Qinhuai Ru's house.

Stick stem also told his mother and his grandma the news.

Both Jia Zhangshi and Qin Huairu were stunned.

Afterwards, Mrs. Jia Zhang laughed at an idiot, and said mockingly: "This Lin Yu, I guess his brain is flooded, or his head is squeezed by the door, and he wants to dig a latrine in his house? What can I say later?" Let his daughter-in-law Yu Li go to the toilet without going out? Isn’t that an idiot? What kind of behavior is that? The latrine is built in the house, and it’s so dirty and smelly.”

He does not mean that.

Before Jia Zhang finished speaking, Jia Dongxu said in a cold voice: "Mom, I knew that you and Huai Ru disliked me. You think I urinate in the room, smelly and dirty, don't you? It's just that before you You have been hiding it in your heart, but this time you finally said it. Why don’t you just get me a bottle of dichlorvos, let me drink it in one gulp, and forget about poisoning me.”

As he spoke, Jia Dongxu burst into tears.

His crying frightened Mrs. Jia Zhang.

"Dongxu, what nonsense are you talking about? You are my mother's heart, it's too late for my mother to love you, why would my mother despise you?"

"Don't cry, don't cry, I'm laughing at that idiot Lin Yu, I didn't say anything wrong with you."

Jia Zhang begged Jia Dongxu to stop crying.

Qin Huairu also came to persuade Jia Dongxu.

The mother-in-law and daughter-in-law persuaded Jia Dongxu for a long time before finally persuading Jia Dongxu to stop crying.

But at this moment, the stick ran in again.

"Mom, grandma, I want a beer, I want a beer."

Banggen hugged Jia Zhangshi's leg and started acting like a baby again.

"My little grandpa, you are still so young, what kind of beer are you drinking? No, beer is for adults to drink, and you will get drunk after drinking beer. We don't drink that stuff. Mrs. Jia Zhang hugged the stick In his arms, he kept comforting him.

"However, many people in Lin Yu's house in the backyard are drinking beer. I heard from Liu Guangfu that he once secretly drank a few sips of his father's beer. The beer is delicious." Partner Liu Guangfu was betrayed.

Qin Huairu's face immediately darkened.

"Bang, grandma is right. You are still a child, so you can't drink beer. Drinking beer is an adult's business. Liu Guangfu secretly drank the second uncle's beer. If the second uncle knows, he secretly drank the second uncle's beer." Uncle Er will beat him to death." Qin Huairu said with a sullen face.

Jia Zhang started cursing again.

"Damn Lin Yu! You bastard, you made wine and meat in the backyard, and you are reluctant to give my grandson something to eat. Your conscience is so bad, no! Your conscience was eaten by dogs." Jia Zhang scolded viciously.

But she suddenly forgot that Lin Yu's conscience may not be eaten by the dog, but his grandson's lifeblood has already been eaten by the dog.

Jia Dongxu gritted his teeth and said: "Don't look at Lin Yu, he is having a lot of trouble now, be careful that he will make a list in the future. That bastard Lin Yu has done too many bad things, and God will punish him sooner or later!"

Qin Huairu silently glanced at Jia Dongxu without saying a word.

As far as Jia Dongxu is a waste snack, he still has the nerve to say that God will punish Lin Yu?

He doesn't even look at himself, he is the one who has been punished by God now, he can't even take care of himself, he needs someone to take care of him.

Thinking about it again, in order to marry his unmarried daughter-in-law, Lin Yu even built a toilet in his own house, dug a sewer behind his house, and said that in the future, his wife would be able to go to the toilet without leaving the house.

See how much Lin Yu loves his wife?

Take a look at yourself now?

Even though Qin Huairu shed bitter tears, she could only swallow them in her stomach.

She is also Jia Dongxu's daughter-in-law. Since marrying Jia Dongxu, has Jia Dongxu ever loved her for a day?

It's good now, but she has to wipe Jia Dongxu's shit and urine every day, so she wants to wash his round cakes in his trousers every day.

Alas, there is a gap in comparison.

The comparison between the two made Qin Huairu want to die.

backyard.

Lin Yu's home.

When Lin Yu woke up, Yu Li had already made tea for him.

Lin Yu Pigu didn't even leave the rocking chair, Yu Li had already brought the tea and handed it to him.

"Haitang, your brother-in-law is right. The heavy rain yesterday washed away all the roads outside the city, making it impossible to ride a bicycle. Let's not go fishing this afternoon." Yu Li said to Haitang.

Yu Haitang was unhappy.

"Isn't it? It's just a rain that broke the road outside the city? I think this is an excuse that my brother-in-law didn't want to take the two of us fishing outside the city." Yu Haiwei disagreed.

Lin Yu took a sip of tea, smiled, and said, "When I was leading my brothers to work just now, did you notice that Yan Bugui, the grand senator in our front yard, also came to visit my house lively?"

Yu Li nodded, "Is that the elementary school teacher wearing black-rimmed glasses? I saw him just now, and he did come to the backyard.

"Then what's the matter? Why mention him? I don't know him." Yu Haitang said flatly.

Lin Yu said with a smile: "Uncle Shen is the most experienced fishing friend in our compound. These years, every Saturday and weekend, as long as the school is not in class, Uncle Can rides his bicycle to the small river outside the city to go fishing almost every day. Today is obviously the weekend, but why didn't he go fishing in Chengwai?"

"Why?" Yu Haitang asked in confusion,

"Silly girl, isn't this the lice on the bald man's head? It's an obvious thing?" Lin Yu laughed and said, "Isn't it because the third uncle knows that the road outside the city was damaged by the heavy rain yesterday, and there is no way to fix it?" Cycling, that's why he didn't go fishing."

...asking for flowers...‥

After hearing Lin Yu's explanation, Yu Li and Yu Haitang immediately understood.

It turned out to be the case.

Seeing that Yu Haitang still didn't give up, Lin Yu said: "Do you know that when the storm came yesterday, several neighbors in our compound were catching golden cicadas in the grove where we used to catch golden cicadas?" Bar?"

"What? Lin Yu, is this true?" Yu Li was taken aback.

"No way? How unlucky that would be." Yu Haitang clicked her tongue.

Lin Yu said with a smile: "It's true. Yesterday afternoon, Bang Geng and his grandma, the third uncle and their second child, and Sha Zhu, they went to the small forest outside the city before the storm came. And it is said that, When the storm hit, they were catching golden cicadas and pheasants in the grove, but in the end, Grandma Stick was struck by lightning and was almost killed. As for Mr. Silly Zhu and the others, they were all drowned .”

"I heard from Liu Cheng that in order to avoid the rain, Banggen and his grandma had a conflict with Yan Bugui and his father. He said that Yan Bugui and his father ran out of the small woods first, and they had already gone up and down at that time. It’s raining heavily, and the two of you are thieves, they actually got under the tricycle that Grandma Bangjong borrowed from Uncle Cui next door to take shelter from the rain.”

"Grandma Banggen and her grandson ran out of the woods. When she saw this scene, Grandma Banggen became anxious. It is said that she kicked Yan Bugui on the head a few times, cursed and dragged Yan Bugui and his father from the tricycle. Then they rushed out, and then Grandma BangGong took BangGong, and they, grandpa and grandson, hid under the tricycle to avoid the rain.

"Silly Zhu ran to beg Grandma Banggen to let him get under the tricycle to shelter from the rain, but Grandma Bangge scolded him like a bloody sprinkler."

"As a result, Shazhu broke off the top of a sycamore tree and hid under it to shelter from the rain. Yan Bugui and his father found a high ground, and they propped up the chicken skin bags they brought to shelter from the rain."

"In short, those guys were all drenched in water, trembling in the storm until the wind stopped and the rain stopped."

"And it is said that on the way back, you didn't even ride the bicycle. The road outside the city became a muddy road, and the bicycle had to be pushed. Every time you walked a certain distance, the bicycle couldn't be pushed. You had to take a stick. , Clean out the mud between the bicycle wheel and the fender, otherwise, the mud will be tightly packed inside, and the bicycle will not be able to be pushed by two people.

"If it hadn't been for Uncle Yi and the boss of Uncle Can's family in our compound, who found them on the muddy road outside the city in time, and helped them bring their bicycles and tricycles back to the city, I am afraid that they were in the city last night. Thank God for being able to get home after a night of tossing around on the dirt road outside.

"Haitang, could it be possible that you want our two bicycles to follow in the footsteps of the third uncle and Grandma Sticky?"

After explaining such a great deal, Lin Yu smiled and asked Yu Haitang.

Yu Haitang was taken aback.

There is such a thing.

This is simply unlucky mother who opened the door for unlucky and unlucky to come home!

Although he didn't see the muddy road outside the city with his own eyes, from Lin Yu's description, Yu Haitang knew how difficult it was for that old man and grandma to go back to the city all the way last night.

Now she finally understood why her brother-in-law didn't take her and her sister to go fishing outside the city.

It turns out that this is a lesson learned in the compound.

"But, brother-in-law, what are we doing this afternoon? It's so boring." Yu Haitang complained.

Lin Yu laughed, "There's still a lot of work to do, how can it be boring?"