Siheyuan: Starting From The Conversion Of Technicians

Yi Zhonghai walked into the indoor bathroom of Lin Yu's house almost with a pilgrimage mentality.

As soon as he walked into the bathroom, Yi Zhonghai was shocked!!

This small room specially separated by wooden boards is too delicate, too strong, right?!

Although Yi Zhonghai doesn't know carpentry, but from the perspective of his seventh-level fitter, this small house partitioned by wooden boards is absolutely professional. Even if the work done by the most professional carpenter in Kyoto is not enough in this way.

Looking at the two small windows on the back wall, they are even more delicate, chic, and practical.

Especially when I saw that there was actually a small electrical appliance on the small window sill, which was designed and invented by Lin Yu himself.

Look at the impeller on the small appliance, and the power cord.

Look at the two bright and majestic small windows.

Yi Zhonghai immediately understood the usefulness of small windows and small electrical appliances.

"I just said that Lin Yu was digging walls and buying wood in those days, and he even asked Yu Haitang to go outside to buy glass. It turned out that he made these two small windows for the sake of making them. The purpose of the windows is - to ventilate."

"This small appliance designed and invented by Lin Yu himself must be connected to the power cord and turned on, and the impeller inside the small appliance will rotate rapidly, so that the dirty air in the bathroom will be sent out of the window."

"The consideration is really thoughtful! The design is really exquisite!!"

Yi Zhonghai nodded approvingly.

Then, he saw the legendary toilet!!!

Good guy! What a size!!

It's so white, it's like a handicraft!!

Yi Zhonghai stretched out his trembling hand and touched the toilet as white as snow. He circled the toilet three times, and his excitement was beyond words.

Who would have thought that such a beautiful handicraft is actually used to poop!!

Violence!!

Yi Zhonghai felt that Lin Yu's toilet was more precious than all the treasures in his family.

But such a beautiful, white, and precious handicraft was only made by Lin Yu to sit on it and poop.

Yi Zhonghai felt no regrets.

He felt that if this toilet was given to him, he would have to confess when he took it home.

Even if you don't feed it, let him sit on it and eat every day, he will definitely have a good appetite!!

"It's a pity that such a beautiful thing is actually used for peeing!"

Yi Zhonghai gave a wry smile, and tentatively stretched out his hand to lift the toilet lid.

Then, he saw the inner wall of the toilet and the puddle of clear water left in the toilet.

"The inner wall of the toilet is so clean and white, I can't even imagine the dirty picture of urinating or pulling on the poop. It's a waste of money."

Afterwards, Yi Zhonghai tried to press the legendary toilet button.

Crash!

Clean water is pouring out from around the inner wall of the toilet!

The water level in the toilet rose rapidly.

When Yi Zhonghai was worried about whether the water would overflow.

Accompanied by the sound of running water with suction.

The water in the toilet flushed down quickly.

Once again, the inner wall of the toilet was flushed spotlessly.

And the water surface overflowing the toilet that Yi Zhonghai was worried about earlier returned to what he saw before.

Yi Zhonghai was so excited.

"Just like now!"

"There must be metaphysics in this toilet, otherwise why would there be a vortex all of a sudden?"

"It's no wonder that whether it's peeing or pooping, it can be washed clean by the water in the toilet. It's because there is something in the toilet that can form a whirlpool by itself. That's the core of the toilet!"

Yi Zhonghai was so excited that he couldn't control himself.

He looked at the spotless and white snow-like inner wall of the toilet, and then at the clear spring-like water in the bucket.

He actually had the urge to lie down and take a sip of water!!!

Simply, he finally controlled this impulse.

He suppressed his excitement, and carefully lifted the lid behind the toilet.

Because he heard a sound coming from under the lid behind the toilet.

After opening the lid, Yi Zhonghai was surprised by the structure inside.

"This is actually a water storage tank!"

"The metal hose is connected to the bottom, together with the tap water. The tap water is under pressure, but why does the tap water stop flowing in after the water in the tank reaches this position?"

"This water storage tank is also designed with a lot of knowledge, it's not simple!!"

After carefully closing the lid of the water tank, Yi Zhonghai looked at the toilet and fell into thought.

Especially the pool of clear water in the toilet, in Yi Zhonghai's eyes, it is a clear spring, which attracts Yi Zhonghai to take a sip and taste it.

On the wall made of wooden boards outside, Lin Yu was still nailing fiberboards on it, and there was an endless clanging.

"Lin Yu is busy with work, he won't notice me anyway, how about I have a taste?"

As soon as this crazy idea appeared in Yi Zhonghai's mind, he couldn't let it go.

He glanced outside the door, and there was no one outside.

Yi Zhonghai simply put his mind to the side, squatted down, and lay on top of the toilet...

"Old Yi!! What are you doing?!!"

A loud shout suddenly came from the door of the house, and Yi Zhonghai suddenly raised his head in fright.

With a bang, his head hit the toilet, and he grinned in pain.

"Director Lin, just now I found out that Yi Zhonghai is destroying your toilet!!"

With a big belly, Liu Haizhong strode into the room, pointed at Yi Zhonghai and complained to Lin Yu with righteous words.

"What? Uncle Yi destroyed my toilet?! Impossible?"

Lin Yu also stopped what he was doing and walked over.

All of a sudden, Yi Zhonghai became the target of public criticism, and both pairs of eyes were examining him.

"Old Liu, you fart! Which of your eyes saw me destroy Director Lin's toilet? I'm just observing and studying carefully!"

Yi Zhonghai glared at Liu Haizhong angrily.

"Aren't you saying no? Are you still going to admit it? When I came to Director Lin's house just now, I saw you squatting in front of the toilet with your head stuck into the toilet. Are you destroying Director Lin's toilet? Tell me what are you doing?!" Liu Haizhong asked.

"I... I was just observing and studying the internal structure of the toilet. Liu Haizhong, I don't have such dirty thoughts as you. If you dare to destroy the toilet of Director Lin's house, you will spew blood!!" Yi Zhonghai was angry road.

The quarrel between the two attracted many neighbors to watch.

Liu Guangfu pointed to Yi Zhonghai and said, "Master Yi, why is there water on your face? And the clothes on your chest are all wet with water, why were you studying Director Lin's toilet just now? Could it be Poked your head into the toilet to study, accidentally got water on your face, right?"

When Liu Guangfu of the big family asked this question, they all looked at Yi Zhonghai's face and body.

"There is still water."

"No wonder the second uncle said that he saw the first uncle stuck his head into the toilet."

"Could it be that Uncle Yi was thirsty and poked his head into Lin Yu's toilet to drink water?"

"Fuck!! Is the water in the toilet drinkable? Isn't the toilet for peeing?!"

Neighbors talked and talked about everything.

In short, the big guys looked at Yi Zhonghai obediently.

Yi Zhonghai was so angry!!

He wished he could strangle Liu Haizhong to death!!

Liu Haizhong, you bastard!! It's your job to curry favor with Lin Yu, you have to use Lao Tzu as a stepping stone for Lin Yu, right?!!

...asking for flowers...

Yi Zhonghai could almost shoot fire from both eyes, if it weren't for the fact that there were so many neighbors around, Yi Zhonghai would have to fight Liu Haizhong desperately.

"Okay, okay, everyone, stop arguing."

At this moment, Lin Yu waved his hands and spoke.

"Uncle Yi came to my house to visit our bathroom, saying that he came to learn Buddhist scriptures, and when he returned home, he also built a bathroom for Aunt Yi and the deaf old lady."

"Uncle Er said that he saw Uncle Yi deliberately destroying the toilet in my house. I also checked it carefully. Except for a little less water, there is no damage at all in the toilet."

"So, the thing that the second uncle said that the first uncle deliberately destroyed my toilet is totally unfounded."

"It's getting late, and everyone should stop gathering at my house to watch the excitement. Everyone, go home and cook. Those who have cooked, go home and eat ready-made ones. Go home."

Lin Yu waved his hand, and drove away all the neighbors who watched the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal.

Liu Haizhong still bit Yi Zhonghai, swearing that he saw Yi Zhonghai destroy Lin Yu's toilet.

Yi Zhonghai was so angry that his face was blacker than the bottom of the pot. If it wasn't for Liu Haizhong's background as a blacksmith and his strong body like a cow, Yi Zhonghai really wanted to slap him a few times!!

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"Okay, Uncle Er, don't say any more."

"Uncle Yi is not that kind of person at all."

"Besides, what's the benefit of breaking my toilet?"

"A misunderstanding, a misunderstanding."

Lin Yu acted as a peacemaker for the first uncle and the second uncle in a rare way.

It's not okay if this peace is old and inappropriate.

What if the two uncles fight in his house and break the furniture in his house?

"Hmph! Liu Haizhong is just blind. Let me tell you, Director Lin is clearly aware of the details. It's just a misunderstanding."

"Old Liu, this matter is endless! Let's wait and see!"

Yi Zhonghai pointed at Liu Haizhong angrily, and left with a dark face and hatred.

"Hmph! It's never over, who's afraid of whom?!"

With a big belly, Liu Haizhong spat at Yi Zhonghai's back in disdain.

Then, he turned his head and looked at Lin Yu.

The moment he turned his head, Liu Haizhong had already changed into a smiling face.

"Director Lin, are you working on a big project again? Why don't you tell me, I'll come over and help you."

Saying so, Liu Haizhong really had a charming smile on his face, and he came over to help Lin Yu with work.

"Don't mind! Uncle Er, I can do this job myself. Don't touch it. I have designed the size a long time ago. No one else knows it. Just be careful when you touch it and break the size for me." Lin Yu quickly waved his hand and said.

When Liu Haizhong heard the word "size", he quickly stopped.

Having been a blacksmith for most of his life, Liu Haizhong is too sensitive to these two words.

Especially some time ago, Lin Yu asked him to hit an iron ball on the question that Lin Yu gave him in the eighth-level worker assessment.

Just because he didn't grasp the size well, the iron ball he hit was unqualified, and as a result, he failed the examination of the eighth-level worker.

So far, Liu Haizhong still remembers it fresh.

"Hehe, it turned out that Director Lin designed this size yourself. It seems that my old Liu was rude. I'm sorry, I'm really sorry."

"Director Lin, what do you think I can do for you? Just ask."

Liu Haizhong said to Lin Yu with a shy smile.

Lin Yu waved his hands again and again.

"No, I'll finish the work myself soon, it's just a small job every day."

"Uncle Er, you'd better go home quickly, Aunt Er is calling you to go home for dinner.

Hearing these words, Liu Haizhong no longer made fun of himself, and returned home. .