Siheyuan: Starting From The Conversion Of Technicians

The news that Shazhu fell into the latrine shocked the neighbors in the courtyard.

The neighbors walked out of the house one after another and ran outside the compound.

"Have you heard? Silly Zhu fell into the cesspit."

"Really? How could that big man Sha Zhu make such a low-level mistake?"

"Who knows, anyway, I heard the stick yelling just now, saying that Silly Zhu fell into the cesspit and was about to be drowned, and asked Uncle Yi to lead someone to quickly catch Silly Zhu."

"Let's go and have a look together."

The neighbors are almost in full force.

All rushed out of the compound and went straight to the public toilet outside the compound.

Lin Yu was doing carpentry work with a pencil in his ear, when he also heard shouts from outside.

"Silly Zhu fell into the cesspit? What else?"

"Silly Zhu is too unlucky, isn't he?"

Putting down the carpentry work in hand, Lin Yu also walked out of the compound to watch the fun.

In the public toilet, the three uncles all rushed in.

If Silly Zhu drowned in the cesspit, none of the three uncles could get away with it.

After entering the public toilet, I saw Silly Zhu struggling with feces in the latrine, and it seemed that he would not drown for a while.

"Yan Jiecheng, Liu Guangtian, and Liu Cheng, all of you hurry up and rescue Silly Zhu!"

Yi Zhonghai began to give orders.

Although they were full of reluctance, Yan Xiecheng and Liu Guangtian hurried over and stretched out their hands to pull Shazhu.

After a lot of effort, it was finally possible to catch Sha Zhu up.

Yan Jiecheng and the three almost vomited.

Silly Zhu has become a "shit man", not to mention how dirty, not to mention how smelly, not to mention how disgusting.

"vomit--"

Yan Bugui, the 22nd master of Shenda University, vomited on the spot.

His vomiting made Yi Zhonghai and Liu Haizhong almost vomit.

"Old Liu, quickly pull Lao Yan out, don't let him get in the way here."

Yi Zhonghai greeted Liu Haizhong with a voice.

Liu Haizhong didn't intend to stay here, it was so smelly and dirty that his grandson was willing to stay here.

"Old Yan, you said you were really serious, why did you vomit?"

"It's not that I'm talking about you, your concentration just doesn't work."

Liu Haizhong pinched his nose with one hand, and pulled Yan Bugui out of the public toilet in embarrassment with the other.

"Uncle Er, how is Silly Zhu? Are you all right?" Auntie asked worriedly.

Liu Haizhong smiled and said: "It's nothing serious, Guangtian and the others fished it up, but it was covered in feces and urine, so dirty to death. No, Sha Zhu was fished up, making Lao Yan so sick that he vomited.

At this moment, the neighbors looked at Yan Bugui with a flick of their eyes.

Yan Bugui explained with a mournful face: "I really couldn't hold back, because silly Zhu...... Oh, stop talking, I feel like vomiting again."

The neighbors all looked at each other in blank dismay.

Everyone is curious, what happened?

How did Uncle Shen vomit in the public toilet on the spot?

Even after coming out of the public toilet, he almost vomited again when he mentioned Uncle Silly Zhu San.

Lin Yu sneered to himself.

Silly Zhu fell into the latrine, and the scene of catching him was indescribable. No wonder Yan Bugui vomited when he saw Sha Zhu.

I'm afraid that the neighbors outside will be more expensive than Yan Bugui after seeing Sha Zhu.

Yi Zhonghai came out of the public toilet in a hurry, and he said to the neighbors outside: "Everyone listen to me, everyone go home, take your washbasins, or bring your buckets, and fill them with Bring all the water here, let's all work together to wash Sha Zhu's body.

Hearing what Yi Zhonghai said, the neighbors ran home one after another.

The ones with the basins took the basins, and the ones with the buckets went to line up in front of the taps.

Neighbors who received water in basins or buckets came to the outside of the compound in a mighty way.

At this time, the protagonist who was peeing and pooping came out of the toilet.

The moment they saw Sha Zhu, the expressions on the faces of the neighbors were wonderful.

"Damn it! Silly Zhu, you disgust me to death."

"vomit---

"Yan Jiekuang, what the hell are you doing? You spit on my feet."

"Grandma stick, how can you vomit on me? Are you sick?

At this moment, the neighbors almost vomited.

There are only a handful of people who don't vomit.

Only Lin Yu, Yi Zhonghai, Liu Haizhong, and Qin Huairu didn't vomit.

The others vomited so loudly.

The worst thing to talk about here is Xu Damao.

Silly Zhu was unlucky and fell into the latrine, Xu Damao was naturally happy to see it succeed, no one in the compound came out to watch the fun, even Xu Damao had to come out to watch the fun.

Just now, Yi Zhonghai issued an order to tell all the neighbors to go home to get water in containers and come outside the compound to clean Shazhu.

Xu Damao also ran home in a hurry, took half a basin of water from his washbasin, and hurried out.

But when he got out of the gate, he saw Sha Zhu walking tremblingly out of the public toilet.

The moment he saw Silly Zhu, Xu Damao's power suddenly twitched.

Then, I vomited so loudly.

He had just fetched a basin of water, and his spit made the water in the basin dirty.

Liu Haizhong said with disdain and contempt: "Xu Damao, you only have this little concentration? I really convinced you, why don't you pour out the water in the basin quickly, and then go to the yard to collect water.

"Okay, Second Uncle."

Xu Damao agreed, picked up the basin of water, and poured it towards Sha Zhu.

Liu Haizhong was anxious.

"Xu Damao, I told you to pour the water out, I didn't ask you to pour the water on Sha Zhu."

Liu Haizhong anxiously explained.

"Aren't they all the same?" Xu Damao asked back, "Do you still think the water in my washbasin is dirtier than Sha Zhu's body?"

Liu Haizhong suddenly ran out of words.

At this time, the neighbors came swarming with pots and buckets in their hands.

There was no need for the command of the three uncles at all, and everyone took up water and poured it on the silly column.

Revenge those who have vengeance, hold grievances against those who have grievances, everyone greeted Shazhu with great enthusiasm.

Don't mention how miserable the silly Zhu is at the moment.

He alone has endured the "Water-Splashing Festival Blessings" from the neighbors in the entire compound.

Silly Zhu was very depressed, he wanted to curse, but he couldn't open his mouth.

Because the neighbors basically poured water on his head, making it difficult for Shazhu to catch his breath, let alone open his mouth to curse.

Pot after basin of water, half bucket after half bucket of water, all poured on Shazhu.

But Shazhu still has a lot of feces and urine on his body.

Yi Zhonghai frowned.

He was very anxious and worried for Sha Zhu, it was not an option to go on like this.

what to do?

What should we do?

Just when Yi Zhonghai was at his wit's end, he suddenly caught a glimpse of his neighbor standing aside, with neither a bucket nor a washbasin in his hand.

Yi Zhonghai suddenly became angry from embarrassment.

He sprayed all his anger at Lin Yu.

"Lin Yu! What are you doing? Standing idly by? Watching the excitement? Are you still a member of our compound? Are you still human? Silly Zhu fell into the latrine and became like this, and the neighbors in the compound brought water Wash the silly column, what about you? What are you doing? Are you planning to get out of our compound?!"

Lin Yu was watching the farce in front of him with cold eyes, when suddenly Yi Zhonghai got angry at him and asked him if he planned to get out of the compound?

How can Lin Yu endure this?

"Master Yi, what a big blow?"

"Which eye of yours sees me standing by? Haven't I been trying to figure it out?"

"Are you telling me to get out of the compound? Did you take the wrong medicine? Or was your head squeezed by the door? No one in the street office dared to let me get out of the compound. Could it be that you, Yi Zhonghai, have rights over the street office? ?!"

Lin Yu folded his arms around his chest and angered Yi Zhonghai.

Yi Zhonghai was still afraid that Lin Yu would not accept the offer. Since Lin Yu accepted the offer, he took advantage of this opportunity to severely suppress Lin Yu.

Ever since he failed the eighth-level worker assessment, Yuan Zhonghai hated Lin Yu to death.

He has been looking for an opportunity to take revenge on Lin Yu, and today's opportunity is simply too good.

"Lin Yu, you said that you are not just sitting on the sidelines? You have been thinking of a way to 627? Then I ask you, have you thought of a way? What is your good way? Hurry up and let us all learn. "

Yi Zhonghai was like a mad dog, biting Lin Yu tightly.

The neighbors stopped what they were doing, and they all looked at Yi Zhonghai and Lin Yu in surprise.

Anyone can feel that these two people are fighting.

Lin Yu said coldly: "Shazhu fell into the latrine and was covered in feces. You said that you let the neighbors run home, bring washbasins and buckets to catch water, splash on Shazhu, and wash Shazhu's body , but you have also seen it, is this useful?"

"There is a fire hydrant next to the gate. Connect the fire pipe, turn on the fire switch, and spray the whole body of Sha Zhu with fire water. Isn't it as effective as you blindly ordering the neighbors in the courtyard to pour water on Sha Zhu's body?"

"Only a brain-dead person would come up with such a bad idea, mobilize all the neighbors in the hospital? And pour water on the stupid Zhu with basins and buckets? You will not only waste water, but you will not be able to wash the stupid Zhu cleanly, and you may harm the stupid Zhu. The column suffocated to death!"

Lin Yu's words awakened the dreamer.

Only then did the neighbors discover that there was a fire hydrant next to the door.

Just now, everyone hurriedly ran back to the yard to fetch water, but no one noticed at all.

In front of so many neighbors, being contradicted by Lin Yu face to face, and being scolded by Lin Yu for being stupid, Yi Zhonghai was so angry that he didn't die.

Just when he was about to continue spraying at Lin Yu.

Lin Yu turned around and walked towards the fire hydrant.

Several neighbors followed Lin Yu to help.

Not long.

Lin Yu and his neighbors connected the fire pipes.

Xu Damao volunteered and ran over to snatch the fire spray gun.

"Let me wash the silly column, I will use the fire spray gun. Xu Damao said cheerfully holding the fire spray gun.

"Xu Damao, are you ready? I'm going to turn on the fire hydrant switch." Lin Yu said loudly.

At this moment, Lin Yu became the focus of everyone's attention, and no one paid any attention to Yi Zhonghai. .